Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

My life is so soft
that my opinions don't count
on matters so coarse
Haiku # 27306, March 19, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sifting through volumes
to reduce my dreams and hopes
to this tiny box
Haiku # 27305, March 18, 2003 11:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I so try to hide
cutting the cords and lines of
communication
Haiku # 27304, March 18, 2003 11:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
a moment of truth
many more years of bullshit
some lifetimes of hate
Haiku # 27303, March 18, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by ash (... that's much more accurate)
The world is outside
and I am inside this block
of solid concrete
Haiku # 27302, March 18, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tapping on the floor
wind gently strumming the blinds
to hear the frogs chirp
Haiku # 27301, March 18, 2003 11:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
a moment of truth
many more years of bullshit
a lifetime of hate
Haiku # 27300, March 18, 2003 11:48 pm ET
by ash
Crumbling mountain top
chunks down into the river
to form the beach sand
Haiku # 27299, March 18, 2003 11:46 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Such an arc of blue
went streaking across my sky
moment I met you
Haiku # 27298, March 18, 2003 11:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Quick trip to Venus
left me tired, hungry and broke
amongst sulfur dunes
Haiku # 27297, March 18, 2003 11:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
fuck off all moxie-like individuals!
Haiku # 27296, March 18, 2003 11:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Existentialist
Shivers before the abyss
Why not see what's there?
Haiku # 27295, March 18, 2003 10:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If I scratched a beat
It might scream: phitcha phitcha
Drop kick my hopscotch.
Haiku # 27294, March 18, 2003 10:44 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Ode to my haikus:
My haikus rock this planet.
I enjoy haikus.
Haiku # 27293, March 18, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by Frank Grimes- no applause necessary
Digital girls spike
A volleyball at my heart.
I am here Tina.
Haiku # 27292, March 18, 2003 10:18 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
So many haikus--
Insanity! Must take break.
Eyes sink into head.
Haiku # 27291, March 18, 2003 10:10 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Why apostrophe?
I think it's past my bedtime
Excuse my grammar.
Haiku # 27290, March 18, 2003 7:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
In the end, dear via
The monkey's shall triumph
I can't match his crap.
Haiku # 27289, March 18, 2003 7:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Army of monkeys
Shall triumph over man with
Missing lower rib
Haiku # 27288, March 18, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by A Student of A carnivorous sheep endulging in penetration with a vegetarian lion
This is amusing
Two prolific 'poets' both
One of whom is rude
Haiku # 27287, March 18, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by A Student of Army of monkeys versus impotent
Not so special
But he keeps on going for it
Respect his effort.
Haiku # 27286, March 18, 2003 7:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Anyone can write
A bland and putrid Will-ism--
Carpet-stained to boot.
Haiku # 27285, March 18, 2003 6:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Flowers blanketing soil
Sun ripe for harvesting seeds--
Avoid Will-isms.
Haiku # 27284, March 18, 2003 6:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Curling will o wisps
Flashing towards the graying sky--
This is Will's style.
Haiku # 27283, March 18, 2003 6:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Oily bar lizard
Explores noisily leering
Glance insults our eyes
Haiku # 27282, March 18, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by William Nippress
Paint with the mind's eye
This dirty website reaking
Of dreams deferred.
Haiku # 27281, March 18, 2003 6:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Gaia is our home
For all earth conscious hippies
Drenched in our ti dye.
Haiku # 27280, March 18, 2003 6:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Whispering soft sands
Deserts silent wondering
Henna
Haiku # 27279, March 18, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
Vocab increases
Yet I am still tangled
By my verbiage.
Haiku # 27278, March 18, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I just don't get it
Words drift beyond dull mind
What's a Vorlage?
Haiku # 27277, March 18, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Serene Vorlage waits
Her time in hiding soon past
Wicker Searchers found
Haiku # 27276, March 18, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
Smokey river glides
Earthy obscene eruptions
gaia spewing hot guts
Haiku # 27275, March 18, 2003 6:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Anonymous
Who never was
And never shall be.
Haiku # 27274, March 18, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Anonymous rant
Rails like drunken loony
Illiterate
Haiku # 27273, March 18, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Beaten as a child?
Possibly that's the reason
Why he's desperate.
Haiku # 27272, March 18, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Has been, gloats, lame flam
Dejected, rant endlessly
Fail pitifully
Sexually your a wast of space)
Haiku # 27271, March 18, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Back from yoga
His ego's affronted
He knows he can't write.
Haiku # 27270, March 18, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Stretch, reach for the stars
free this godawful crap
Will's prehaiku thoughts.
Haiku # 27269, March 18, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Downward dog
I lick my own nuts
My yoga's supreme.
Haiku # 27268, March 18, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
My haikus mean nothing
For I am pretensious Nippress
cravingin attention
Haiku # 27267, March 18, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
A challenge you want
A challenge you shall receive
Babbling yoga freak.
Haiku # 27266, March 18, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Sexually, Wanting
You still need to prove yourself
Seen nothing good yet
.
Cant Waite forever
Last chance to show us
Wholly up to you
.
All complaints, no Haiku
Its up to you to show us
Bad tutors ignored
Haiku # 27265, March 18, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Pretenders aren't real
They try to be what they're not
No praise for Nippress.
Haiku # 27264, March 18, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Desert walk.
Lonely tire, stagnant rainfall...
Guinness Stout?
Haiku # 27263, March 18, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by Omar
Come here my darling
Worry not of your parents
You are my toy now
Haiku # 27262, March 18, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by A Student of Energie Bilanzen
Why such praise for Will?
At first you seem quite annoyed
Then you say he's bad
Haiku # 27261, March 18, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by A Student of Can you not read?
Clitorus in my button hole
You squeeze my knob and smile
Strange dream
Haiku # 27260, March 18, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by searle
Dreams of young love
Warm embrace
Waking, twas only a pillow
Haiku # 27259, March 18, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by searle of In a world of my creation
Yearn to paint
No inspiration
Paint everything
Haiku # 27258, March 18, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by searle
So much yoga
Yet so little awareness
The arch pretender.
Haiku # 27257, March 18, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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