Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Gaia is our home
For all earth conscious hippies
Drenched in our ti dye.
Haiku # 27280, March 18, 2003 6:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Whispering soft sands
Deserts silent wondering
Henna
Haiku # 27279, March 18, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
Vocab increases
Yet I am still tangled
By my verbiage.
Haiku # 27278, March 18, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I just don't get it
Words drift beyond dull mind
What's a Vorlage?
Haiku # 27277, March 18, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Serene Vorlage waits
Her time in hiding soon past
Wicker Searchers found
Haiku # 27276, March 18, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
Smokey river glides
Earthy obscene eruptions
gaia spewing hot guts
Haiku # 27275, March 18, 2003 6:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Anonymous
Who never was
And never shall be.
Haiku # 27274, March 18, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Anonymous rant
Rails like drunken loony
Illiterate
Haiku # 27273, March 18, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Beaten as a child?
Possibly that's the reason
Why he's desperate.
Haiku # 27272, March 18, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Has been, gloats, lame flam
Dejected, rant endlessly
Fail pitifully
Sexually your a wast of space)
Haiku # 27271, March 18, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Back from yoga
His ego's affronted
He knows he can't write.
Haiku # 27270, March 18, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Stretch, reach for the stars
free this godawful crap
Will's prehaiku thoughts.
Haiku # 27269, March 18, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Downward dog
I lick my own nuts
My yoga's supreme.
Haiku # 27268, March 18, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
My haikus mean nothing
For I am pretensious Nippress
cravingin attention
Haiku # 27267, March 18, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
A challenge you want
A challenge you shall receive
Babbling yoga freak.
Haiku # 27266, March 18, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Sexually, Wanting
You still need to prove yourself
Seen nothing good yet
.
Cant Waite forever
Last chance to show us
Wholly up to you
.
All complaints, no Haiku
Its up to you to show us
Bad tutors ignored
Haiku # 27265, March 18, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Pretenders aren't real
They try to be what they're not
No praise for Nippress.
Haiku # 27264, March 18, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Desert walk.
Lonely tire, stagnant rainfall...
Guinness Stout?
Haiku # 27263, March 18, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by Omar
Come here my darling
Worry not of your parents
You are my toy now
Haiku # 27262, March 18, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by A Student of Energie Bilanzen
Why such praise for Will?
At first you seem quite annoyed
Then you say he's bad
Haiku # 27261, March 18, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by A Student of Can you not read?
Clitorus in my button hole
You squeeze my knob and smile
Strange dream
Haiku # 27260, March 18, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by searle
Dreams of young love
Warm embrace
Waking, twas only a pillow
Haiku # 27259, March 18, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by searle of In a world of my creation
Yearn to paint
No inspiration
Paint everything
Haiku # 27258, March 18, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by searle
So much yoga
Yet so little awareness
The arch pretender.
Haiku # 27257, March 18, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Poor prolific man
Words do not make the haiku
It's about feeling.
Haiku # 27256, March 18, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the arts and writings
are inhabited by overly
competive relics...

of the yuppie 1980s...
which is why reality shows
are so damn popular
Haiku # 27255, March 18, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by Mox
gee! with any luck
Will's fingers stick to his prick
and he won't type more
Haiku # 27254, March 18, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by good yoga position for Will
Sorry lads can
Haiku # 27253, March 18, 2003 1:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mates got youres disease
What on earth is yours, sounds bad
Mines a pint what
Haiku # 27252, March 18, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Monkeys were once free
But now they toil for Nippress
In his haiku mine
Haiku # 27251, March 18, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by A Student of If it's not monkeys, or another kind of animal, I'll be disappointed
Purim holiday
Festive, prizes, noisemakers
Costumes and the treats
Haiku # 27250, March 18, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by William Nippress, Happy for you Mox
Know what Janis said
Please don
Haiku # 27249, March 18, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
With encouragement
Could go on for lots of years
Best you ignore me
Haiku # 27248, March 18, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Gee thanks lots you guys
It
Haiku # 27247, March 18, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Over-worked monkeys
Rebel against their master
Well, it could happen
Haiku # 27246, March 18, 2003 12:26 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
endless blathering
feels like choking on plastic
bomb Nippress instead
Haiku # 27245, March 18, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by thunder stork
bush presents us with
brand new reality show
Petrol Survivor
Haiku # 27244, March 18, 2003 11:57 am ET
by thunder stork
"Becky,Getaways
Travel?...That'll be myself, two
sons, many camels..."
Haiku # 27243, March 18, 2003 11:18 am ET
by onjaysun (and can we make this happen in two days or so)
ash, stop being a critic

and let the poor man find out

for himself
Haiku # 27242, March 18, 2003 10:44 am ET
by Mox
happy purim...

don't panic
Haiku # 27241, March 18, 2003 10:40 am ET
by Mox
president george bush
it's the end of the known world
in a new abyss
Haiku # 27240, March 18, 2003 6:08 am ET
by ash
you should get a job
ninety minutes of haiku
don't try a poet
Haiku # 27239, March 18, 2003 6:07 am ET
by ash
hit the off button
but it just keeps on going
shut the fuck up, will
Haiku # 27238, March 18, 2003 6:05 am ET
by ash
Doubt drifting high priest
Mountaintop proudly roaring
I
Haiku # 27237, March 18, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Bolt hard wintertime
You
Haiku # 27236, March 18, 2003 4:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Resonates blindly
Mesmerizing music drums
Loud Jazz drags you in
Haiku # 27235, March 18, 2003 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Eternal spring shoots
Crazily onions thrusting
Sprouting thin green leaves
Haiku # 27234, March 18, 2003 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Hollywood film sets
Sneezing cherry crushed redheads
Screen virgins, Oh sure
Haiku # 27233, March 18, 2003 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Sad, sad, countenance
Frowns prowl, looking for a face
Just laugh to keep off
Haiku # 27232, March 18, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Christ, that doubting angst
Adolescent reflections
Now, don
Haiku # 27231, March 18, 2003 4:18 am ET
by William Nippress
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