Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Mates got youres disease
What on earth is yours, sounds bad
Mines a pint what
Haiku # 27252, March 18, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Monkeys were once free
But now they toil for Nippress
In his haiku mine
Haiku # 27251, March 18, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by A Student of If it's not monkeys, or another kind of animal, I'll be disappointed
Purim holiday
Festive, prizes, noisemakers
Costumes and the treats
Haiku # 27250, March 18, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by William Nippress, Happy for you Mox
Know what Janis said
Please don
Haiku # 27249, March 18, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
With encouragement
Could go on for lots of years
Best you ignore me
Haiku # 27248, March 18, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Gee thanks lots you guys
It
Haiku # 27247, March 18, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Over-worked monkeys
Rebel against their master
Well, it could happen
Haiku # 27246, March 18, 2003 12:26 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
endless blathering
feels like choking on plastic
bomb Nippress instead
Haiku # 27245, March 18, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by thunder stork
bush presents us with
brand new reality show
Petrol Survivor
Haiku # 27244, March 18, 2003 11:57 am ET
by thunder stork
"Becky,Getaways
Travel?...That'll be myself, two
sons, many camels..."
Haiku # 27243, March 18, 2003 11:18 am ET
by onjaysun (and can we make this happen in two days or so)
ash, stop being a critic

and let the poor man find out

for himself
Haiku # 27242, March 18, 2003 10:44 am ET
by Mox
happy purim...

don't panic
Haiku # 27241, March 18, 2003 10:40 am ET
by Mox
president george bush
it's the end of the known world
in a new abyss
Haiku # 27240, March 18, 2003 6:08 am ET
by ash
you should get a job
ninety minutes of haiku
don't try a poet
Haiku # 27239, March 18, 2003 6:07 am ET
by ash
hit the off button
but it just keeps on going
shut the fuck up, will
Haiku # 27238, March 18, 2003 6:05 am ET
by ash
Doubt drifting high priest
Mountaintop proudly roaring
I
Haiku # 27237, March 18, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Bolt hard wintertime
You
Haiku # 27236, March 18, 2003 4:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Resonates blindly
Mesmerizing music drums
Loud Jazz drags you in
Haiku # 27235, March 18, 2003 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Eternal spring shoots
Crazily onions thrusting
Sprouting thin green leaves
Haiku # 27234, March 18, 2003 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Hollywood film sets
Sneezing cherry crushed redheads
Screen virgins, Oh sure
Haiku # 27233, March 18, 2003 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Sad, sad, countenance
Frowns prowl, looking for a face
Just laugh to keep off
Haiku # 27232, March 18, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Christ, that doubting angst
Adolescent reflections
Now, don
Haiku # 27231, March 18, 2003 4:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Ardent plums dwindle
His testicles have just shrunk
Sad abstaination
Haiku # 27230, March 18, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Politicians dance
He somersaults hopelessly
One more resigns
Haiku # 27229, March 18, 2003 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Oil be seeing you
But not familiar places
In the old Baghdad
Haiku # 27228, March 18, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Grotesque dark formless
Bushes thoughts of punishment
This is for my dad
Haiku # 27227, March 18, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Puerile deception
Passion crashes, he
Haiku # 27226, March 18, 2003 3:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush and Blair go talk
Dead civilians families
They will understand
Haiku # 27225, March 18, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Yearning to be free
Freedom is what we
Haiku # 27224, March 18, 2003 3:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Clean corruption rains
Enrons bankers hide millions
You and me who pay
Haiku # 27223, March 18, 2003 3:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Fisherman shaking
Faintly distressed breathless
One that got away
Haiku # 27222, March 18, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiding Blair in Bush
Peeps, just to check, am I right
No, find other way
Haiku # 27221, March 18, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
High pomposity
Pious Pontification
A justified war?
Haiku # 27220, March 18, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
If you don't... we do
And we're gonna bomb you
To Hell regardless
Haiku # 27219, March 18, 2003 2:59 am ET
by A Student of The Great, Good Ol' U S of A (and Tony Blair)
if it's war you want
we'll give it to you in spades
but then, if you don't........
Haiku # 27218, March 17, 2003 8:55 pm ET
by ash
since my girl left town
jerking off like a banshee
if that's possible
Haiku # 27217, March 17, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by thunder stork
Save America
Kill the arabs who you know
They don't deserve life
Haiku # 27216, March 17, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by A Student of That policy will get Bush re-elected
He who thinks he's right
When his logic shows he's wrong
Is evil indeed
Haiku # 27215, March 17, 2003 7:13 pm ET
by A Student of Let's kill lots of arabs needlessly
Double standards persist
Such perfect people complain
Before they do sin
Haiku # 27214, March 17, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Born in to the world
Screaming and protesting
Please put me back in.
Haiku # 27213, March 17, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Screams from the pulpit
Not worth the price
Of a single baby's tear.
Haiku # 27212, March 17, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
It's impossible
The ocean can't be emptied
By this eyedropper.
Haiku # 27211, March 17, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Anti-depressants
Look at what you have wrought
Artificial bliss.
Haiku # 27210, March 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
As the drink goes down
The world attains new meaning
For a shortwhile.
Haiku # 27209, March 17, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Dear friend, let it bleed
If bleed it must, so be it
Life does not go on.
Haiku # 27208, March 17, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How is it this pillow
So light, so fluffy and white
Could stifle her cries?
Haiku # 27207, March 17, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Fire up the bowl
Let the buddha marinate
In expanded lungs.
Haiku # 27206, March 17, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Employed no longer
A gross injustice no doubt
They shall feel my wrath.
Haiku # 27205, March 17, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
All if it, a waste
Bless me Lord for I shall sin
Ten pill eucharist.
Haiku # 27204, March 17, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Seal all the doors
Let the engine purr me to sleep
Goodbye dear children.
Haiku # 27203, March 17, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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