if it's war you want
we'll give it to you in spades
but then, if you don't........
by ash
since my girl left town
jerking off like a banshee
if that's possible
by thunder stork
Save America
Kill the arabs who you know
They don't deserve life
by A Student of That policy will get Bush re-elected
He who thinks he's right
When his logic shows he's wrong
Is evil indeed
by A Student of Let's kill lots of arabs needlessly
Double standards persist
Such perfect people complain
Before they do sin
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Born in to the world
Screaming and protesting
Please put me back in.
by sexually frustrated
Screams from the pulpit
Not worth the price
Of a single baby's tear.
by sexually frustrated
It's impossible
The ocean can't be emptied
By this eyedropper.
by sexually frustrated
Anti-depressants
Look at what you have wrought
Artificial bliss.
by sexually frustrated
As the drink goes down
The world attains new meaning
For a shortwhile.
by sexually frustrated
Dear friend, let it bleed
If bleed it must, so be it
Life does not go on.
by sexually frustrated
How is it this pillow
So light, so fluffy and white
Could stifle her cries?
by sexually frustrated
Fire up the bowl
Let the buddha marinate
In expanded lungs.
by sexually frustrated
Employed no longer
A gross injustice no doubt
They shall feel my wrath.
by sexually frustrated
All if it, a waste
Bless me Lord for I shall sin
Ten pill eucharist.
by sexually frustrated
Seal all the doors
Let the engine purr me to sleep
Goodbye dear children.
by sexually frustrated
Tears at her bedside
Nice life but it's time to go
Don't resuscitate.
by sexually frustrated
I looked to New hampshire
home of the real AP and said
"damn!!! I wish we had no taxes over here"
he probably answers..."fuck off moxie"
by Mox
yo nipress...good to see you, more prolific and better than i...
by Mox
submit the razor blade
as we stand on the brink of war
it cuts the protesters and the soldiers
who knows about this blood war
but does the ground flow with oil
or certain freedoms or just power?
by Mox
listen man, you know
what you need to do
now, I think you will
by Mox
Life is a bummer
It
by Anonymous Poet
27194
Not mine
by William Nippress
petted a happy
rottweiler...owner freaked..."What
if I touched your kids?"
by onjaysun (and here I thought not all rottie owners are assholes)
If its bad haiku
you want, our William is like
another Shakespeare!
by william (nippress) the conqueror
we are both empty
though I filled her void and she
wanted to fill mine.
by Anonymous Poet
Passing unnoticed
camoflauged amongst the wood
my haiku is brown
by Betty LeBomb
Tasty condiment
I also like what I lick
And lick what I like
by William Nippress
Coooor tasty young bird
Custard yellow bikini
Like to lick it off
(Well I like what I like)
by Anonymous Poet
Coooor tasty young bird
Custard yellow bikini
Like to like it off
by Anonymous Poet
Just wondered who would
Follow the Yellow brick road
Colour-blind clearly
by William Nippress
Judy Garland sings
Somewhere over the rainbow
Where
by William Nippress
I have my phone here
Dialling the number of the
RSPCA
by A Student of Do the hall regulations really say that?
Was Winney the Poo
Written in Haiku form
Buttered toast for tea
by William Nippress
Springs so nearly here
Sunny day, stranger waves Hi
Folks so much nicer
by William Nippress
My dog
by William Nippress
Sells wands on demand
Spells incantations for all
You just have to ask
by William Nippress
Pagan down next door
Said he buys from a hedge witch
Such strange company
by William Nippress
I don't believe it
he doesn't do things by halves
badhaiku master
by mellie
get yer war hee-yah
extra large war with the lot
except bin laden
by ash
Not sure who
by William Nippress
What a thing to see!
"My haikus are worse than yours."
Why such snobbery?
by A Student of Those monkeys must be tired
Four and a half Haiku
by William Nippress
Thanks for your comments
Ash
by William Nippress
Vision caught my eye
Pretty girl in sky blue coat
Innocent appeal
by William Nippress
Come Sexually
I make no claims for my bad work
Show us what you mean
by William Nippress
Nice to read you Ash
Your Haiku output
by William Nippress
Those that can just do
We know you know Haiku rules
Those who can
by William Nippress
simply counting five
then seven, then five again
doesn't make it art
by ash
