Was Winney the Poo
Written in Haiku form
Buttered toast for tea

Springs so nearly here
Sunny day, stranger waves Hi
Folks so much nicer

My dog

Sells wands on demand
Spells incantations for all
You just have to ask

Pagan down next door
Said he buys from a hedge witch
Such strange company

I don't believe it
he doesn't do things by halves
badhaiku master

get yer war hee-yah
extra large war with the lot
except bin laden

Not sure who

What a thing to see!
"My haikus are worse than yours."
Why such snobbery?

Four and a half Haiku

Thanks for your comments
Ash

Vision caught my eye
Pretty girl in sky blue coat
Innocent appeal

Come Sexually
I make no claims for my bad work
Show us what you mean

Nice to read you Ash
Your Haiku output

Those that can just do
We know you know Haiku rules
Those who can

simply counting five
then seven, then five again
doesn't make it art

a moment of truth
hollywood epiphany
into the sunset

Spare us, Will
Your feeble attempts at depth
Rotting like a corpse.

Don't kid yourself, Will
Your haikus are inert blobs
Practice on paper.

i vote for name change
what is a bush who won't talk ?
i'd say a dumb cunt

It's not really Will
It's his army of monkeys
With their computers

nippress comes and goes
more correctly he just goes
on and on and on

will, will : take a pill
take time out and learn to chill
'cos we've had our fill

pimples come and go
but my face endures
old crowbar nose lives on

Sticky eyes open
Vile soaked unfamiliar floor
Had too much last night

Hairy apricot
Soft warm mesmerizing Peach
Fascinating fruit

Faintly distressed pink
Bell-ringers clamber fiercely
Chimes I have to pull

Married forty years
Hen pecked husband shuffles feet
Wistfully endures

Bushman frowning kicks
Dusty brown shoes hug his feet
Yearning to be free

Bushman frowning kicks
Dusty brown shoes hug his feet
Yearning to be free

I hope those monkeys
Are getting paid good money
They're quite prolific

Atop the tower
Boasting schoolboy clears his throat
Childish lofty spit

Workingman reclines
Body speaks of aches and pains
Time for family

Insistent flailing
Wailing apparitions flout
Free speech for mankind

Debating chamber
In our house of parliament
Exceptional knives

Atop the tower
Boasting schoolboy clears his throat
Childish lofty spit

Valuable advice
Ignored, words went unheeded
Arrogant to last

Her voice carried close
Mirthful misty pleading cries
Her lovers teasing

How

Left standing alone
Furious abrasive rage
Five seconds only

Ardent sun drenched nude
Gees tomorrow you

Iraq

wind bends tree over
rain washes the tourists out
dog vomits outside

Cries I

Jack Russell snatches
Holds with penetrating teeth
Sneezing meaty rat

Hold

So much charm, what whit
This girl eighteen nay forty
Spellbinding mistress

Simple green apples
Teasing temptress hangs sublime
Kissed by tender breeze

Messy house empties
Partygoer leaves fumbling
Vows do it again

Unwanted embrace
Dancing pulsating laughing
Intoxicated