Those that can just do
We know you know Haiku rules
Those who can
by William Nippress
simply counting five
then seven, then five again
doesn't make it art
by ash
a moment of truth
hollywood epiphany
into the sunset
by ash
Spare us, Will
Your feeble attempts at depth
Rotting like a corpse.
by sexually frustrated
Don't kid yourself, Will
Your haikus are inert blobs
Practice on paper.
by sexually frustrated
i vote for name change
what is a bush who won't talk ?
i'd say a dumb cunt
by ash
It's not really Will
It's his army of monkeys
With their computers
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
nippress comes and goes
more correctly he just goes
on and on and on
by ash
will, will : take a pill
take time out and learn to chill
'cos we've had our fill
by ash
pimples come and go
but my face endures
old crowbar nose lives on
by searle of Tourism central, nose city
Sticky eyes open
Vile soaked unfamiliar floor
Had too much last night
by William Nippress
Hairy apricot
Soft warm mesmerizing Peach
Fascinating fruit
by William Nippress
Faintly distressed pink
Bell-ringers clamber fiercely
Chimes I have to pull
by William Nippress
Married forty years
Hen pecked husband shuffles feet
Wistfully endures
by William Nippress
Bushman frowning kicks
Dusty brown shoes hug his feet
Yearning to be free
by William Nippress
Bushman frowning kicks
Dusty brown shoes hug his feet
Yearning to be free
by William Nippress
I hope those monkeys
Are getting paid good money
They're quite prolific
by A Student of Manchester
Atop the tower
Boasting schoolboy clears his throat
Childish lofty spit
by William Nippress
Workingman reclines
Body speaks of aches and pains
Time for family
by William Nippress
Insistent flailing
Wailing apparitions flout
Free speech for mankind
by William Nippress
Debating chamber
In our house of parliament
Exceptional knives
by William Nippress
Atop the tower
Boasting schoolboy clears his throat
Childish lofty spit
by William Nippress
Valuable advice
Ignored, words went unheeded
Arrogant to last
by William Nippress
Her voice carried close
Mirthful misty pleading cries
Her lovers teasing
by William Nippress
Left standing alone
Furious abrasive rage
Five seconds only
by William Nippress
Ardent sun drenched nude
Gees tomorrow you
by William Nippress
wind bends tree over
rain washes the tourists out
dog vomits outside
by thunder stork
Cries I
by William Nippress
Jack Russell snatches
Holds with penetrating teeth
Sneezing meaty rat
by William Nippress
So much charm, what whit
This girl eighteen nay forty
Spellbinding mistress
by William Nippress
Simple green apples
Teasing temptress hangs sublime
Kissed by tender breeze
by William Nippress
Messy house empties
Partygoer leaves fumbling
Vows do it again
by William Nippress
Unwanted embrace
Dancing pulsating laughing
Intoxicated
by William Nippress
Insidious wine
Satyrs wishing deceptions
Admonishing fools
by William Nippress
Goatherds chill valley
Wandering river lingers
Slowed by deep constraints
by William Nippress
Incessant babble
Boasting drunk reconsiders
Feigns sobriety
by William Nippress
Tourist police race
Hastening beggar squeals
No more jail for me
by William Nippress
My ass, your big hands
Kneeding pimpled flesh with joy
This must never be!!!!
by yammahoper
I keep forgetting
Must put name in Hiaku
I am so stupid
by yammahoper
Hiakus in jest
Loves friends so, but they must know
Hours of sitting, BAD
by yammahoper
I could have slept in
Or stayed with girl, done wild thing
Go to game? But why?
by Anonymous Poet
Ready to bash heads
Cant, accupunture man busy
Thomas the Troll sad
by yammahoper
Very nice house Bret has
Large deck, lots of room, good home
Toilet water high!
by yammahoper
Its noon, booze it up
Help me make my character
Not booze, so called GM!
by Anonymous Poet
Accupuncture man
You will fear his great power
Armored neck silly?
by yammahoper
Warm day in mid march
With friends, ready to play game
No game? What the fuck!?
by yammahoper
The foolish cleaners
Put everyone's stuff into
A single black bag
by A Student of And I don't think they properly cleaned any of it, suckas
