Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77327 Haiku later...

It's not really Will
It's his army of monkeys
With their computers
Haiku # 27164, March 16, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
nippress comes and goes
more correctly he just goes
on and on and on
Haiku # 27163, March 16, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by ash
will, will : take a pill
take time out and learn to chill
'cos we've had our fill
Haiku # 27162, March 16, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by ash
pimples come and go
but my face endures
old crowbar nose lives on
Haiku # 27161, March 16, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by searle of Tourism central, nose city
Sticky eyes open
Vile soaked unfamiliar floor
Had too much last night
Haiku # 27160, March 16, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hairy apricot
Soft warm mesmerizing Peach
Fascinating fruit
Haiku # 27159, March 16, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
Faintly distressed pink
Bell-ringers clamber fiercely
Chimes I have to pull
Haiku # 27158, March 16, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
Married forty years
Hen pecked husband shuffles feet
Wistfully endures
Haiku # 27157, March 16, 2003 1:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bushman frowning kicks
Dusty brown shoes hug his feet
Yearning to be free
Haiku # 27156, March 16, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bushman frowning kicks
Dusty brown shoes hug his feet
Yearning to be free
Haiku # 27155, March 16, 2003 1:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
I hope those monkeys
Are getting paid good money
They're quite prolific
Haiku # 27154, March 16, 2003 1:48 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Atop the tower
Boasting schoolboy clears his throat
Childish lofty spit
Haiku # 27153, March 16, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
Workingman reclines
Body speaks of aches and pains
Time for family
Haiku # 27152, March 16, 2003 1:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
Insistent flailing
Wailing apparitions flout
Free speech for mankind
Haiku # 27151, March 16, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by William Nippress
Debating chamber
In our house of parliament
Exceptional knives
Haiku # 27150, March 16, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Atop the tower
Boasting schoolboy clears his throat
Childish lofty spit
Haiku # 27149, March 16, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
Valuable advice
Ignored, words went unheeded
Arrogant to last
Haiku # 27148, March 16, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Her voice carried close
Mirthful misty pleading cries
Her lovers teasing
Haiku # 27147, March 16, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
How
Haiku # 27146, March 16, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
Left standing alone
Furious abrasive rage
Five seconds only
Haiku # 27145, March 16, 2003 1:04 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ardent sun drenched nude
Gees tomorrow you
Haiku # 27144, March 16, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Iraq
Haiku # 27143, March 16, 2003 12:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
wind bends tree over
rain washes the tourists out
dog vomits outside
Haiku # 27142, March 16, 2003 12:46 pm ET
by thunder stork
Cries I
Haiku # 27141, March 16, 2003 12:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
Jack Russell snatches
Holds with penetrating teeth
Sneezing meaty rat
Haiku # 27140, March 16, 2003 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hold
Haiku # 27139, March 16, 2003 12:33 pm ET
by William Nippress
So much charm, what whit
This girl eighteen nay forty
Spellbinding mistress
Haiku # 27138, March 16, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
Simple green apples
Teasing temptress hangs sublime
Kissed by tender breeze
Haiku # 27137, March 16, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
Messy house empties
Partygoer leaves fumbling
Vows do it again
Haiku # 27136, March 16, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Unwanted embrace
Dancing pulsating laughing
Intoxicated
Haiku # 27135, March 16, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
Insidious wine
Satyrs wishing deceptions
Admonishing fools
Haiku # 27134, March 16, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Goatherds chill valley
Wandering river lingers
Slowed by deep constraints
Haiku # 27133, March 16, 2003 11:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Incessant babble
Boasting drunk reconsiders
Feigns sobriety
Haiku # 27132, March 16, 2003 11:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Tourist police race
Hastening beggar squeals
No more jail for me
Haiku # 27131, March 16, 2003 11:49 am ET
by William Nippress
My ass, your big hands
Kneeding pimpled flesh with joy
This must never be!!!!
Haiku # 27130, March 16, 2003 11:49 am ET
by yammahoper
I keep forgetting
Must put name in Hiaku
I am so stupid
Haiku # 27129, March 16, 2003 11:46 am ET
by yammahoper
Hiakus in jest
Loves friends so, but they must know
Hours of sitting, BAD
Haiku # 27128, March 16, 2003 11:43 am ET
by yammahoper
I could have slept in
Or stayed with girl, done wild thing
Go to game? But why?
Haiku # 27127, March 16, 2003 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ready to bash heads
Cant, accupunture man busy
Thomas the Troll sad
Haiku # 27126, March 16, 2003 11:39 am ET
by yammahoper
Very nice house Bret has
Large deck, lots of room, good home
Toilet water high!
Haiku # 27125, March 16, 2003 11:37 am ET
by yammahoper
Its noon, booze it up
Help me make my character
Not booze, so called GM!
Haiku # 27124, March 16, 2003 11:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Accupuncture man
You will fear his great power
Armored neck silly?
Haiku # 27123, March 16, 2003 11:31 am ET
by yammahoper
Warm day in mid march
With friends, ready to play game
No game? What the fuck!?
Haiku # 27122, March 16, 2003 11:29 am ET
by yammahoper
The foolish cleaners
Put everyone's stuff into
A single black bag
Haiku # 27121, March 16, 2003 10:29 am ET
by A Student of And I don't think they properly cleaned any of it, suckas
Eventually, yes
They would produce all Shakespeare
But in the first week
They'd probably write
Modern british 'comedy'
Or something better
Haiku # 27120, March 16, 2003 3:22 am ET
by A Student of Everyone knows american comedy is written by three monkeys, anyway
back from the bayou,
lovin' the company here,
new home sweet new home.
Haiku # 27119, March 16, 2003 1:51 am ET
by Cornea Pete
it's just too damn slow
i want a new computer
and i will have one
Haiku # 27118, March 15, 2003 11:49 pm ET
by ash
Accept the message
Let it penetrate your soul
Deep down within you
Haiku # 27117, March 15, 2003 8:47 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Remove your clothes, child
And let the holy father
Cleanse you of your sin
Haiku # 27116, March 15, 2003 8:46 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Querulous Plough horse
Chafes, admonishing dark earth
Jutting moaning plough
Haiku # 27115, March 15, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
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