Valuable advice
Ignored, words went unheeded
Arrogant to last
by William Nippress
Her voice carried close
Mirthful misty pleading cries
Her lovers teasing
by William Nippress
Left standing alone
Furious abrasive rage
Five seconds only
by William Nippress
Ardent sun drenched nude
Gees tomorrow you
by William Nippress
wind bends tree over
rain washes the tourists out
dog vomits outside
by thunder stork
Cries I
by William Nippress
Jack Russell snatches
Holds with penetrating teeth
Sneezing meaty rat
by William Nippress
So much charm, what whit
This girl eighteen nay forty
Spellbinding mistress
by William Nippress
Simple green apples
Teasing temptress hangs sublime
Kissed by tender breeze
by William Nippress
Messy house empties
Partygoer leaves fumbling
Vows do it again
by William Nippress
Unwanted embrace
Dancing pulsating laughing
Intoxicated
by William Nippress
Insidious wine
Satyrs wishing deceptions
Admonishing fools
by William Nippress
Goatherds chill valley
Wandering river lingers
Slowed by deep constraints
by William Nippress
Incessant babble
Boasting drunk reconsiders
Feigns sobriety
by William Nippress
Tourist police race
Hastening beggar squeals
No more jail for me
by William Nippress
My ass, your big hands
Kneeding pimpled flesh with joy
This must never be!!!!
by yammahoper
I keep forgetting
Must put name in Hiaku
I am so stupid
by yammahoper
Hiakus in jest
Loves friends so, but they must know
Hours of sitting, BAD
by yammahoper
I could have slept in
Or stayed with girl, done wild thing
Go to game? But why?
by Anonymous Poet
Ready to bash heads
Cant, accupunture man busy
Thomas the Troll sad
by yammahoper
Very nice house Bret has
Large deck, lots of room, good home
Toilet water high!
by yammahoper
Its noon, booze it up
Help me make my character
Not booze, so called GM!
by Anonymous Poet
Accupuncture man
You will fear his great power
Armored neck silly?
by yammahoper
Warm day in mid march
With friends, ready to play game
No game? What the fuck!?
by yammahoper
The foolish cleaners
Put everyone's stuff into
A single black bag
by A Student of And I don't think they properly cleaned any of it, suckas
Eventually, yes
They would produce all Shakespeare
But in the first week
They'd probably write
Modern british 'comedy'
Or something better
by A Student of Everyone knows american comedy is written by three monkeys, anyway
back from the bayou,
lovin' the company here,
new home sweet new home.
by Cornea Pete
it's just too damn slow
i want a new computer
and i will have one
by ash
Accept the message
Let it penetrate your soul
Deep down within you
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Remove your clothes, child
And let the holy father
Cleanse you of your sin
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Querulous Plough horse
Chafes, admonishing dark earth
Jutting moaning plough
by William Nippress
Ok understood
But for now I
by William Nippress
Just gotta feel it
This is bad haiku anyway
Don't try so damn hard.
by sexually frustrated
Head for five dollars
Sorry ho I don't do tricks
I gets mine for free
by sexually frustrated
Not sure I can do
Too new at this Haiku lark
Show me what you mean
by William Nippress
One too many
What a damn mess I've made here
Negligence is mine.
by sexually frustrated
Buttered up them thighs
Open wide lonely housewife
Therapy's in session.
by sexually frustrated
No value statements
Haiku must cut like a blade
Drop the dualism
by sexually frustrated
Too much abstraction
Use words of the everyday
No philosophy.
by sexually frustrated
Frowning scarecrow laughs
Enraptured hungry black crows
Take the farmers dance
by William Nippress
Conjunctions don't work
Keep them to a minimum
Kill self consciousness
by sexually frustrated
Steer clear of gerunds
Turn haiku into big mess
Always here and now
by sexually frustrated
Modifiers suck
Makes for clumsy jumbly prose
Must be crisp and clean
by sexually frustrated
Peasant
by William Nippress
Oh toilet scrub brush
Let the Lord's song be with thee
Wash it all away.
by sexually frustrated
Greasy icy rocks
Boasting dirty oceans crash
Earths waste putrefies
by William Nippress
The problem I see here
Bad haikus trying to be good
They fail miserably.
by sexually frustrated
