Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Eternal spring shoots
Crazily onions thrusting
Sprouting thin green leaves
Haiku # 27234, March 18, 2003 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Hollywood film sets
Sneezing cherry crushed redheads
Screen virgins, Oh sure
Haiku # 27233, March 18, 2003 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Sad, sad, countenance
Frowns prowl, looking for a face
Just laugh to keep off
Haiku # 27232, March 18, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Christ, that doubting angst
Adolescent reflections
Now, don
Haiku # 27231, March 18, 2003 4:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Ardent plums dwindle
His testicles have just shrunk
Sad abstaination
Haiku # 27230, March 18, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Politicians dance
He somersaults hopelessly
One more resigns
Haiku # 27229, March 18, 2003 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Oil be seeing you
But not familiar places
In the old Baghdad
Haiku # 27228, March 18, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Grotesque dark formless
Bushes thoughts of punishment
This is for my dad
Haiku # 27227, March 18, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Puerile deception
Passion crashes, he
Haiku # 27226, March 18, 2003 3:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush and Blair go talk
Dead civilians families
They will understand
Haiku # 27225, March 18, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Yearning to be free
Freedom is what we
Haiku # 27224, March 18, 2003 3:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Clean corruption rains
Enrons bankers hide millions
You and me who pay
Haiku # 27223, March 18, 2003 3:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Fisherman shaking
Faintly distressed breathless
One that got away
Haiku # 27222, March 18, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiding Blair in Bush
Peeps, just to check, am I right
No, find other way
Haiku # 27221, March 18, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
High pomposity
Pious Pontification
A justified war?
Haiku # 27220, March 18, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
If you don't... we do
And we're gonna bomb you
To Hell regardless
Haiku # 27219, March 18, 2003 2:59 am ET
by A Student of The Great, Good Ol' U S of A (and Tony Blair)
if it's war you want
we'll give it to you in spades
but then, if you don't........
Haiku # 27218, March 17, 2003 8:55 pm ET
by ash
since my girl left town
jerking off like a banshee
if that's possible
Haiku # 27217, March 17, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by thunder stork
Save America
Kill the arabs who you know
They don't deserve life
Haiku # 27216, March 17, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by A Student of That policy will get Bush re-elected
He who thinks he's right
When his logic shows he's wrong
Is evil indeed
Haiku # 27215, March 17, 2003 7:13 pm ET
by A Student of Let's kill lots of arabs needlessly
Double standards persist
Such perfect people complain
Before they do sin
Haiku # 27214, March 17, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Born in to the world
Screaming and protesting
Please put me back in.
Haiku # 27213, March 17, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Screams from the pulpit
Not worth the price
Of a single baby's tear.
Haiku # 27212, March 17, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
It's impossible
The ocean can't be emptied
By this eyedropper.
Haiku # 27211, March 17, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Anti-depressants
Look at what you have wrought
Artificial bliss.
Haiku # 27210, March 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
As the drink goes down
The world attains new meaning
For a shortwhile.
Haiku # 27209, March 17, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Dear friend, let it bleed
If bleed it must, so be it
Life does not go on.
Haiku # 27208, March 17, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How is it this pillow
So light, so fluffy and white
Could stifle her cries?
Haiku # 27207, March 17, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Fire up the bowl
Let the buddha marinate
In expanded lungs.
Haiku # 27206, March 17, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Employed no longer
A gross injustice no doubt
They shall feel my wrath.
Haiku # 27205, March 17, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
All if it, a waste
Bless me Lord for I shall sin
Ten pill eucharist.
Haiku # 27204, March 17, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Seal all the doors
Let the engine purr me to sleep
Goodbye dear children.
Haiku # 27203, March 17, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Tears at her bedside
Nice life but it's time to go
Don't resuscitate.
Haiku # 27202, March 17, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I looked to New hampshire
home of the real AP and said
"damn!!! I wish we had no taxes over here"

he probably answers..."fuck off moxie"
Haiku # 27201, March 17, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Mox
yo nipress...good to see you, more prolific and better than i...
Haiku # 27200, March 17, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by Mox
submit the razor blade
as we stand on the brink of war
it cuts the protesters and the soldiers

who knows about this blood war
but does the ground flow with oil
or certain freedoms or just power?
Haiku # 27199, March 17, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by Mox
listen man, you know
what you need to do
now, I think you will
Haiku # 27198, March 17, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by Mox
Life is a bummer
It
Haiku # 27197, March 17, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
27194
Not mine
Haiku # 27196, March 17, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by William Nippress
petted a happy
rottweiler...owner freaked..."What
if I touched your kids?"
Haiku # 27195, March 17, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by onjaysun (and here I thought not all rottie owners are assholes)
If its bad haiku
you want, our William is like
another Shakespeare!
Haiku # 27194, March 17, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by william (nippress) the conqueror
we are both empty
though I filled her void and she
wanted to fill mine.
Haiku # 27193, March 17, 2003 2:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Passing unnoticed
camoflauged amongst the wood
my haiku is brown
Haiku # 27192, March 17, 2003 1:01 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Who
Haiku # 27191, March 17, 2003 12:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
Tasty condiment
I also like what I lick
And lick what I like
Haiku # 27190, March 17, 2003 11:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Coooor tasty young bird
Custard yellow bikini
Like to lick it off
(Well I like what I like)
Haiku # 27189, March 17, 2003 11:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Coooor tasty young bird
Custard yellow bikini
Like to like it off
Haiku # 27188, March 17, 2003 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just wondered who would
Follow the Yellow brick road
Colour-blind clearly
Haiku # 27187, March 17, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Judy Garland sings
Somewhere over the rainbow
Where
Haiku # 27186, March 17, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I have my phone here
Dialling the number of the
RSPCA
Haiku # 27185, March 17, 2003 10:01 am ET
by A Student of Do the hall regulations really say that?
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