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Not mine
by William Nippress
petted a happy
rottweiler...owner freaked..."What
if I touched your kids?"
by onjaysun (and here I thought not all rottie owners are assholes)
If its bad haiku
you want, our William is like
another Shakespeare!
by william (nippress) the conqueror
we are both empty
though I filled her void and she
wanted to fill mine.
by Anonymous Poet
Passing unnoticed
camoflauged amongst the wood
my haiku is brown
by Betty LeBomb
Tasty condiment
I also like what I lick
And lick what I like
by William Nippress
Coooor tasty young bird
Custard yellow bikini
Like to lick it off
(Well I like what I like)
by Anonymous Poet
Coooor tasty young bird
Custard yellow bikini
Like to like it off
by Anonymous Poet
Just wondered who would
Follow the Yellow brick road
Colour-blind clearly
by William Nippress
Judy Garland sings
Somewhere over the rainbow
Where
by William Nippress
I have my phone here
Dialling the number of the
RSPCA
by A Student of Do the hall regulations really say that?
Was Winney the Poo
Written in Haiku form
Buttered toast for tea
by William Nippress
Springs so nearly here
Sunny day, stranger waves Hi
Folks so much nicer
by William Nippress
My dog
by William Nippress
Sells wands on demand
Spells incantations for all
You just have to ask
by William Nippress
Pagan down next door
Said he buys from a hedge witch
Such strange company
by William Nippress
I don't believe it
he doesn't do things by halves
badhaiku master
by mellie
get yer war hee-yah
extra large war with the lot
except bin laden
by ash
Not sure who
by William Nippress
What a thing to see!
"My haikus are worse than yours."
Why such snobbery?
by A Student of Those monkeys must be tired
Four and a half Haiku
by William Nippress
Thanks for your comments
Ash
by William Nippress
Vision caught my eye
Pretty girl in sky blue coat
Innocent appeal
by William Nippress
Come Sexually
I make no claims for my bad work
Show us what you mean
by William Nippress
Nice to read you Ash
Your Haiku output
by William Nippress
Those that can just do
We know you know Haiku rules
Those who can
by William Nippress
simply counting five
then seven, then five again
doesn't make it art
by ash
a moment of truth
hollywood epiphany
into the sunset
by ash
Spare us, Will
Your feeble attempts at depth
Rotting like a corpse.
by sexually frustrated
Don't kid yourself, Will
Your haikus are inert blobs
Practice on paper.
by sexually frustrated
i vote for name change
what is a bush who won't talk ?
i'd say a dumb cunt
by ash
It's not really Will
It's his army of monkeys
With their computers
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
nippress comes and goes
more correctly he just goes
on and on and on
by ash
will, will : take a pill
take time out and learn to chill
'cos we've had our fill
by ash
pimples come and go
but my face endures
old crowbar nose lives on
by searle of Tourism central, nose city
Sticky eyes open
Vile soaked unfamiliar floor
Had too much last night
by William Nippress
Hairy apricot
Soft warm mesmerizing Peach
Fascinating fruit
by William Nippress
Faintly distressed pink
Bell-ringers clamber fiercely
Chimes I have to pull
by William Nippress
Married forty years
Hen pecked husband shuffles feet
Wistfully endures
by William Nippress
Bushman frowning kicks
Dusty brown shoes hug his feet
Yearning to be free
by William Nippress
Bushman frowning kicks
Dusty brown shoes hug his feet
Yearning to be free
by William Nippress
I hope those monkeys
Are getting paid good money
They're quite prolific
by A Student of Manchester
Atop the tower
Boasting schoolboy clears his throat
Childish lofty spit
by William Nippress
Workingman reclines
Body speaks of aches and pains
Time for family
by William Nippress
Insistent flailing
Wailing apparitions flout
Free speech for mankind
by William Nippress
Debating chamber
In our house of parliament
Exceptional knives
by William Nippress
Atop the tower
Boasting schoolboy clears his throat
Childish lofty spit
by William Nippress
Valuable advice
Ignored, words went unheeded
Arrogant to last
by William Nippress
Her voice carried close
Mirthful misty pleading cries
Her lovers teasing
by William Nippress
