Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Sexually, Wanting
You still need to prove yourself
Seen nothing good yet
.
Cant Waite forever
Last chance to show us
Wholly up to you
.
All complaints, no Haiku
Its up to you to show us
Bad tutors ignored
Haiku # 27265, March 18, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Pretenders aren't real
They try to be what they're not
No praise for Nippress.
Haiku # 27264, March 18, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Desert walk.
Lonely tire, stagnant rainfall...
Guinness Stout?
Haiku # 27263, March 18, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by Omar
Come here my darling
Worry not of your parents
You are my toy now
Haiku # 27262, March 18, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by A Student of Energie Bilanzen
Why such praise for Will?
At first you seem quite annoyed
Then you say he's bad
Haiku # 27261, March 18, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by A Student of Can you not read?
Clitorus in my button hole
You squeeze my knob and smile
Strange dream
Haiku # 27260, March 18, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by searle
Dreams of young love
Warm embrace
Waking, twas only a pillow
Haiku # 27259, March 18, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by searle of In a world of my creation
Yearn to paint
No inspiration
Paint everything
Haiku # 27258, March 18, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by searle
So much yoga
Yet so little awareness
The arch pretender.
Haiku # 27257, March 18, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Poor prolific man
Words do not make the haiku
It's about feeling.
Haiku # 27256, March 18, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the arts and writings
are inhabited by overly
competive relics...

of the yuppie 1980s...
which is why reality shows
are so damn popular
Haiku # 27255, March 18, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by Mox
gee! with any luck
Will's fingers stick to his prick
and he won't type more
Haiku # 27254, March 18, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by good yoga position for Will
Sorry lads can
Haiku # 27253, March 18, 2003 1:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mates got youres disease
What on earth is yours, sounds bad
Mines a pint what
Haiku # 27252, March 18, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Monkeys were once free
But now they toil for Nippress
In his haiku mine
Haiku # 27251, March 18, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by A Student of If it's not monkeys, or another kind of animal, I'll be disappointed
Purim holiday
Festive, prizes, noisemakers
Costumes and the treats
Haiku # 27250, March 18, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by William Nippress, Happy for you Mox
Know what Janis said
Please don
Haiku # 27249, March 18, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
With encouragement
Could go on for lots of years
Best you ignore me
Haiku # 27248, March 18, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Gee thanks lots you guys
It
Haiku # 27247, March 18, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Over-worked monkeys
Rebel against their master
Well, it could happen
Haiku # 27246, March 18, 2003 12:26 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
endless blathering
feels like choking on plastic
bomb Nippress instead
Haiku # 27245, March 18, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by thunder stork
bush presents us with
brand new reality show
Petrol Survivor
Haiku # 27244, March 18, 2003 11:57 am ET
by thunder stork
"Becky,Getaways
Travel?...That'll be myself, two
sons, many camels..."
Haiku # 27243, March 18, 2003 11:18 am ET
by onjaysun (and can we make this happen in two days or so)
ash, stop being a critic

and let the poor man find out

for himself
Haiku # 27242, March 18, 2003 10:44 am ET
by Mox
happy purim...

don't panic
Haiku # 27241, March 18, 2003 10:40 am ET
by Mox
president george bush
it's the end of the known world
in a new abyss
Haiku # 27240, March 18, 2003 6:08 am ET
by ash
you should get a job
ninety minutes of haiku
don't try a poet
Haiku # 27239, March 18, 2003 6:07 am ET
by ash
hit the off button
but it just keeps on going
shut the fuck up, will
Haiku # 27238, March 18, 2003 6:05 am ET
by ash
Doubt drifting high priest
Mountaintop proudly roaring
I
Haiku # 27237, March 18, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Bolt hard wintertime
You
Haiku # 27236, March 18, 2003 4:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Resonates blindly
Mesmerizing music drums
Loud Jazz drags you in
Haiku # 27235, March 18, 2003 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Eternal spring shoots
Crazily onions thrusting
Sprouting thin green leaves
Haiku # 27234, March 18, 2003 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Hollywood film sets
Sneezing cherry crushed redheads
Screen virgins, Oh sure
Haiku # 27233, March 18, 2003 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Sad, sad, countenance
Frowns prowl, looking for a face
Just laugh to keep off
Haiku # 27232, March 18, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Christ, that doubting angst
Adolescent reflections
Now, don
Haiku # 27231, March 18, 2003 4:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Ardent plums dwindle
His testicles have just shrunk
Sad abstaination
Haiku # 27230, March 18, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Politicians dance
He somersaults hopelessly
One more resigns
Haiku # 27229, March 18, 2003 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Oil be seeing you
But not familiar places
In the old Baghdad
Haiku # 27228, March 18, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Grotesque dark formless
Bushes thoughts of punishment
This is for my dad
Haiku # 27227, March 18, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Puerile deception
Passion crashes, he
Haiku # 27226, March 18, 2003 3:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush and Blair go talk
Dead civilians families
They will understand
Haiku # 27225, March 18, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Yearning to be free
Freedom is what we
Haiku # 27224, March 18, 2003 3:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Clean corruption rains
Enrons bankers hide millions
You and me who pay
Haiku # 27223, March 18, 2003 3:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Fisherman shaking
Faintly distressed breathless
One that got away
Haiku # 27222, March 18, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiding Blair in Bush
Peeps, just to check, am I right
No, find other way
Haiku # 27221, March 18, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
High pomposity
Pious Pontification
A justified war?
Haiku # 27220, March 18, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
If you don't... we do
And we're gonna bomb you
To Hell regardless
Haiku # 27219, March 18, 2003 2:59 am ET
by A Student of The Great, Good Ol' U S of A (and Tony Blair)
if it's war you want
we'll give it to you in spades
but then, if you don't........
Haiku # 27218, March 17, 2003 8:55 pm ET
by ash
since my girl left town
jerking off like a banshee
if that's possible
Haiku # 27217, March 17, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by thunder stork
Save America
Kill the arabs who you know
They don't deserve life
Haiku # 27216, March 17, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by A Student of That policy will get Bush re-elected
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