Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

the arts and writings
are inhabited by overly
competive relics...

of the yuppie 1980s...
which is why reality shows
are so damn popular
Haiku # 27255, March 18, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by Mox
gee! with any luck
Will's fingers stick to his prick
and he won't type more
Haiku # 27254, March 18, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by good yoga position for Will
Sorry lads can
Haiku # 27253, March 18, 2003 1:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mates got youres disease
What on earth is yours, sounds bad
Mines a pint what
Haiku # 27252, March 18, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Monkeys were once free
But now they toil for Nippress
In his haiku mine
Haiku # 27251, March 18, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by A Student of If it's not monkeys, or another kind of animal, I'll be disappointed
Purim holiday
Festive, prizes, noisemakers
Costumes and the treats
Haiku # 27250, March 18, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by William Nippress, Happy for you Mox
Know what Janis said
Please don
Haiku # 27249, March 18, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
With encouragement
Could go on for lots of years
Best you ignore me
Haiku # 27248, March 18, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Gee thanks lots you guys
It
Haiku # 27247, March 18, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Over-worked monkeys
Rebel against their master
Well, it could happen
Haiku # 27246, March 18, 2003 12:26 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
endless blathering
feels like choking on plastic
bomb Nippress instead
Haiku # 27245, March 18, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by thunder stork
bush presents us with
brand new reality show
Petrol Survivor
Haiku # 27244, March 18, 2003 11:57 am ET
by thunder stork
"Becky,Getaways
Travel?...That'll be myself, two
sons, many camels..."
Haiku # 27243, March 18, 2003 11:18 am ET
by onjaysun (and can we make this happen in two days or so)
ash, stop being a critic

and let the poor man find out

for himself
Haiku # 27242, March 18, 2003 10:44 am ET
by Mox
happy purim...

don't panic
Haiku # 27241, March 18, 2003 10:40 am ET
by Mox
president george bush
it's the end of the known world
in a new abyss
Haiku # 27240, March 18, 2003 6:08 am ET
by ash
you should get a job
ninety minutes of haiku
don't try a poet
Haiku # 27239, March 18, 2003 6:07 am ET
by ash
hit the off button
but it just keeps on going
shut the fuck up, will
Haiku # 27238, March 18, 2003 6:05 am ET
by ash
Doubt drifting high priest
Mountaintop proudly roaring
I
Haiku # 27237, March 18, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Bolt hard wintertime
You
Haiku # 27236, March 18, 2003 4:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Resonates blindly
Mesmerizing music drums
Loud Jazz drags you in
Haiku # 27235, March 18, 2003 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Eternal spring shoots
Crazily onions thrusting
Sprouting thin green leaves
Haiku # 27234, March 18, 2003 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Hollywood film sets
Sneezing cherry crushed redheads
Screen virgins, Oh sure
Haiku # 27233, March 18, 2003 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Sad, sad, countenance
Frowns prowl, looking for a face
Just laugh to keep off
Haiku # 27232, March 18, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Christ, that doubting angst
Adolescent reflections
Now, don
Haiku # 27231, March 18, 2003 4:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Ardent plums dwindle
His testicles have just shrunk
Sad abstaination
Haiku # 27230, March 18, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Politicians dance
He somersaults hopelessly
One more resigns
Haiku # 27229, March 18, 2003 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Oil be seeing you
But not familiar places
In the old Baghdad
Haiku # 27228, March 18, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Grotesque dark formless
Bushes thoughts of punishment
This is for my dad
Haiku # 27227, March 18, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Puerile deception
Passion crashes, he
Haiku # 27226, March 18, 2003 3:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush and Blair go talk
Dead civilians families
They will understand
Haiku # 27225, March 18, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Yearning to be free
Freedom is what we
Haiku # 27224, March 18, 2003 3:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Clean corruption rains
Enrons bankers hide millions
You and me who pay
Haiku # 27223, March 18, 2003 3:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Fisherman shaking
Faintly distressed breathless
One that got away
Haiku # 27222, March 18, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiding Blair in Bush
Peeps, just to check, am I right
No, find other way
Haiku # 27221, March 18, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
High pomposity
Pious Pontification
A justified war?
Haiku # 27220, March 18, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
If you don't... we do
And we're gonna bomb you
To Hell regardless
Haiku # 27219, March 18, 2003 2:59 am ET
by A Student of The Great, Good Ol' U S of A (and Tony Blair)
if it's war you want
we'll give it to you in spades
but then, if you don't........
Haiku # 27218, March 17, 2003 8:55 pm ET
by ash
since my girl left town
jerking off like a banshee
if that's possible
Haiku # 27217, March 17, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by thunder stork
Save America
Kill the arabs who you know
They don't deserve life
Haiku # 27216, March 17, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by A Student of That policy will get Bush re-elected
He who thinks he's right
When his logic shows he's wrong
Is evil indeed
Haiku # 27215, March 17, 2003 7:13 pm ET
by A Student of Let's kill lots of arabs needlessly
Double standards persist
Such perfect people complain
Before they do sin
Haiku # 27214, March 17, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Born in to the world
Screaming and protesting
Please put me back in.
Haiku # 27213, March 17, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Screams from the pulpit
Not worth the price
Of a single baby's tear.
Haiku # 27212, March 17, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
It's impossible
The ocean can't be emptied
By this eyedropper.
Haiku # 27211, March 17, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Anti-depressants
Look at what you have wrought
Artificial bliss.
Haiku # 27210, March 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
As the drink goes down
The world attains new meaning
For a shortwhile.
Haiku # 27209, March 17, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Dear friend, let it bleed
If bleed it must, so be it
Life does not go on.
Haiku # 27208, March 17, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How is it this pillow
So light, so fluffy and white
Could stifle her cries?
Haiku # 27207, March 17, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Fire up the bowl
Let the buddha marinate
In expanded lungs.
Haiku # 27206, March 17, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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