if you want to know,
how to make me so bitter,
she will show you how.

When it all comes down
I'll focus hard on this box
full of childhood dreams

My life is so soft
that my opinions don't count
on matters so coarse

Sifting through volumes
to reduce my dreams and hopes
to this tiny box

I so try to hide
cutting the cords and lines of
communication

a moment of truth
many more years of bullshit
some lifetimes of hate

The world is outside
and I am inside this block
of solid concrete

Tapping on the floor
wind gently strumming the blinds
to hear the frogs chirp

a moment of truth
many more years of bullshit
a lifetime of hate

Crumbling mountain top
chunks down into the river
to form the beach sand

Such an arc of blue
went streaking across my sky
moment I met you

Quick trip to Venus
left me tired, hungry and broke
amongst sulfur dunes

fuck off all moxie-like individuals!

Existentialist
Shivers before the abyss
Why not see what's there?

If I scratched a beat
It might scream: phitcha phitcha
Drop kick my hopscotch.

Ode to my haikus:
My haikus rock this planet.
I enjoy haikus.

Digital girls spike
A volleyball at my heart.
I am here Tina.

So many haikus--
Insanity! Must take break.
Eyes sink into head.

Why apostrophe?
I think it's past my bedtime
Excuse my grammar.

In the end, dear via
The monkey's shall triumph
I can't match his crap.

Army of monkeys
Shall triumph over man with
Missing lower rib

This is amusing
Two prolific 'poets' both
One of whom is rude

Not so special
But he keeps on going for it
Respect his effort.

Anyone can write
A bland and putrid Will-ism--
Carpet-stained to boot.

Flowers blanketing soil
Sun ripe for harvesting seeds--
Avoid Will-isms.

Curling will o wisps
Flashing towards the graying sky--
This is Will's style.

Oily bar lizard
Explores noisily leering
Glance insults our eyes

Paint with the mind's eye
This dirty website reaking
Of dreams deferred.

Gaia is our home
For all earth conscious hippies
Drenched in our ti dye.

Whispering soft sands
Deserts silent wondering
Henna

Vocab increases
Yet I am still tangled
By my verbiage.

I just don't get it
Words drift beyond dull mind
What's a Vorlage?

Serene Vorlage waits
Her time in hiding soon past
Wicker Searchers found

Smokey river glides
Earthy obscene eruptions
gaia spewing hot guts

Anonymous
Who never was
And never shall be.

Anonymous rant
Rails like drunken loony
Illiterate

Beaten as a child?
Possibly that's the reason
Why he's desperate.

Has been, gloats, lame flam
Dejected, rant endlessly
Fail pitifully
Sexually your a wast of space)

Back from yoga
His ego's affronted
He knows he can't write.

Stretch, reach for the stars
free this godawful crap
Will's prehaiku thoughts.

Downward dog
I lick my own nuts
My yoga's supreme.

My haikus mean nothing
For I am pretensious Nippress
cravingin attention

A challenge you want
A challenge you shall receive
Babbling yoga freak.

Sexually, Wanting
You still need to prove yourself
Seen nothing good yet
.
Cant Waite forever
Last chance to show us
Wholly up to you
.
All complaints, no Haiku
Its up to you to show us
Bad tutors ignored

Pretenders aren't real
They try to be what they're not
No praise for Nippress.

Desert walk.
Lonely tire, stagnant rainfall...
Guinness Stout?

Come here my darling
Worry not of your parents
You are my toy now

Why such praise for Will?
At first you seem quite annoyed
Then you say he's bad

Clitorus in my button hole
You squeeze my knob and smile
Strange dream

Dreams of young love
Warm embrace
Waking, twas only a pillow