Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Your young, tender flesh
So soft to the touch, but I
Want to go beneath
Haiku # 27332, March 19, 2003 9:41 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Asbestosis death
U.S. Company avoids
Liability
Haiku # 27331, March 19, 2003 7:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Chapter eleven
Evades half a million dead
Federal Mogul
Haiku # 27330, March 19, 2003 7:42 am ET
by William Nippress
War, perversions, hate;
isn't there anything else that
we could write about?
Haiku # 27329, March 19, 2003 5:45 am ET
by R. of PT
Sudden haiku halt,
I have nothing more to say...
Did I ever had?
Haiku # 27328, March 19, 2003 5:39 am ET
by R. of PT
Floating serenely
Gold dandelion flower
Gift from the spring sea
Haiku # 27327, March 19, 2003 5:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Erection
Hidden from view
Inner shame
Fear of discovery
Haiku # 27326, March 19, 2003 4:01 am ET
by searle of My pant are tight
Sing, Haiku, Haiku
So good I sent it twice
Twasant my fault though
Haiku # 27325, March 19, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Sharp night hard cold frost
Grieving eerie night bird calls
Flat loveless tome
Haiku # 27324, March 19, 2003 3:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Sharp night hard cold frost
Grieving eerie night bird calls
Flat loveless tome
Haiku # 27323, March 19, 2003 3:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Time to consider
Late night walks to clear the head
Frosty moonbeams scowl
Haiku # 27322, March 19, 2003 3:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Just thought I
Haiku # 27321, March 19, 2003 3:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad time for Betty
Life
Haiku # 27320, March 19, 2003 2:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Thanks to you student
I got it, very funny
27288
Haiku # 27319, March 19, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh betty betty
life's in several boxes
mean life of mine bet
Haiku # 27318, March 19, 2003 2:31 am ET
by mellie
good night my dear friend
school starts quite early for me
i must get some sleep
Haiku # 27317, March 19, 2003 1:20 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
without a great friend
a lonely lot for one's life
tiger, frank and pete
Haiku # 27316, March 19, 2003 1:11 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (ode to friends) of El Armpito
dear sir from "the Pit"
such eloquence with the words
and such the best friend
Haiku # 27315, March 19, 2003 1:05 am ET
by Cornea Pete
current management
shallow-end gene-pool swimmers
pete is zen master
Haiku # 27314, March 19, 2003 12:57 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
so says mr. dog,
"i'm tired of this see-saw,
i am getting off."
Haiku # 27313, March 19, 2003 12:56 am ET
by Cornea Pete
guess it could be worse,
i could be working with some,
educated pricks.
Haiku # 27312, March 19, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Cornea Pete
the outcome for you
not limited by knowledge
you possess enough
Haiku # 27311, March 19, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
is this the outcome,
of not finishing college?
dim-witted assholes.
Haiku # 27310, March 19, 2003 12:49 am ET
by Cornea Pete
a wandering stranger
a speeding train on the tracks
life hits him head on
Haiku # 27309, March 19, 2003 12:41 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
if you want to know,
how to make me so bitter,
she will show you how.
Haiku # 27308, March 19, 2003 12:41 am ET
by Cornea Pete
When it all comes down
I'll focus hard on this box
full of childhood dreams
Haiku # 27307, March 19, 2003 12:01 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My life is so soft
that my opinions don't count
on matters so coarse
Haiku # 27306, March 19, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sifting through volumes
to reduce my dreams and hopes
to this tiny box
Haiku # 27305, March 18, 2003 11:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I so try to hide
cutting the cords and lines of
communication
Haiku # 27304, March 18, 2003 11:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
a moment of truth
many more years of bullshit
some lifetimes of hate
Haiku # 27303, March 18, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by ash (... that's much more accurate)
The world is outside
and I am inside this block
of solid concrete
Haiku # 27302, March 18, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tapping on the floor
wind gently strumming the blinds
to hear the frogs chirp
Haiku # 27301, March 18, 2003 11:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
a moment of truth
many more years of bullshit
a lifetime of hate
Haiku # 27300, March 18, 2003 11:48 pm ET
by ash
Crumbling mountain top
chunks down into the river
to form the beach sand
Haiku # 27299, March 18, 2003 11:46 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Such an arc of blue
went streaking across my sky
moment I met you
Haiku # 27298, March 18, 2003 11:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Quick trip to Venus
left me tired, hungry and broke
amongst sulfur dunes
Haiku # 27297, March 18, 2003 11:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
fuck off all moxie-like individuals!
Haiku # 27296, March 18, 2003 11:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Existentialist
Shivers before the abyss
Why not see what's there?
Haiku # 27295, March 18, 2003 10:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If I scratched a beat
It might scream: phitcha phitcha
Drop kick my hopscotch.
Haiku # 27294, March 18, 2003 10:44 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Ode to my haikus:
My haikus rock this planet.
I enjoy haikus.
Haiku # 27293, March 18, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by Frank Grimes- no applause necessary
Digital girls spike
A volleyball at my heart.
I am here Tina.
Haiku # 27292, March 18, 2003 10:18 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
So many haikus--
Insanity! Must take break.
Eyes sink into head.
Haiku # 27291, March 18, 2003 10:10 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Why apostrophe?
I think it's past my bedtime
Excuse my grammar.
Haiku # 27290, March 18, 2003 7:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
In the end, dear via
The monkey's shall triumph
I can't match his crap.
Haiku # 27289, March 18, 2003 7:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Army of monkeys
Shall triumph over man with
Missing lower rib
Haiku # 27288, March 18, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by A Student of A carnivorous sheep endulging in penetration with a vegetarian lion
This is amusing
Two prolific 'poets' both
One of whom is rude
Haiku # 27287, March 18, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by A Student of Army of monkeys versus impotent
Not so special
But he keeps on going for it
Respect his effort.
Haiku # 27286, March 18, 2003 7:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Anyone can write
A bland and putrid Will-ism--
Carpet-stained to boot.
Haiku # 27285, March 18, 2003 6:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Flowers blanketing soil
Sun ripe for harvesting seeds--
Avoid Will-isms.
Haiku # 27284, March 18, 2003 6:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Curling will o wisps
Flashing towards the graying sky--
This is Will's style.
Haiku # 27283, March 18, 2003 6:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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