Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Won't kill their children?
Excuse me, but the U.S.
Only kills allies
Or, of course, people
Who just aren't military
Dangers to Iraq
Haiku # 27387 March 20, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Your freedom to kill innocents you mean, Bush?
Undermine his what?!
YOU are the dangerous one
YOU are the fascist
Haiku # 27386 March 20, 2003 3:07 am ET
by A Student of Lying git
And OAPs!
Genocide! The only way!
Americans rule!
Haiku # 27385 March 20, 2003 3:04 am ET
by A Student of Go Hitler! Sorry, go Bush!
why not kill babies?
non-american babies?
they are not worthy.
Haiku # 27384 March 20, 2003 3:02 am ET
by proud American!
Bloody murderer
Ordering deaths in cold blood
Stupid fascist git
Haiku # 27383 March 20, 2003 3:00 am ET
by A Student of Let's follow the stupid, ignorant, inbred little shit
the baby killers,
the americans again,
strike...kill...innocents
Haiku # 27382 March 20, 2003 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Aqua Teens unite!
'Tell them about the spelling...
Oh, nothing, it's cute.'
Haiku # 27381 March 19, 2003 11:12 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
The top of your neck
That's where the strike should be placed
Blurriness follows
Haiku # 27380 March 19, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
If you hit the back
Of your head in the right place
Your feet can feel it.
Haiku # 27379 March 19, 2003 11:09 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
credibility
depleted uranium
which lasts the longest ?
Haiku # 27378 March 19, 2003 10:36 pm ET
by ash
Does Bush know what he's
doing? Or who's doing him?
Cheney's dick in throat.
Haiku # 27377 March 19, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
peace protestors or
soldiers marching, they all have
big guns and grenades
Haiku # 27376 March 19, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
haiku flowing fast
haiku about haiku, mind-
bending new idea!!
Haiku # 27375 March 19, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Boy brings newspaper
I pay him money, and he
rides down avenue
Haiku # 27374 March 19, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Soothing ocean and
sun-ripened beahces, whales, kids,
makes me feel so good.
Haiku # 27373 March 19, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
Jesus eat from cup
'o' nails, masticating sin
of saints and devils
Haiku # 27372 March 19, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
Marine in his tank
Arab with rusty AK
Who's more heroic?
Haiku # 27371 March 19, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How clean and pristine
Bombs drop from ten thousand feet
Our war time heros.
Haiku # 27370 March 19, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
This crash position
Worthless before breaking wings
Not the death I want.
Haiku # 27369 March 19, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Come on Al Queda
Teach us valuable lesson
On humility.
Haiku # 27368 March 19, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Just as in Rome
The U.S. shall fall by its
Own insane hubris.
Haiku # 27367 March 19, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
halo this weekend,
why does it excite me so?
ah... digital crack
Haiku # 27366 March 19, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
How did you support
The war back then granpa?
Bought an SUV.
Haiku # 27365 March 19, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a simple demand
sparky is about to cry
maybe i was harsh
Haiku # 27364 March 19, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Flag on his hummer
He tears through New York streets
A true patriot?
Haiku # 27363 March 19, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Intriguing question
But it all depends on price
And the quality
Haiku # 27362 March 19, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by A Student of Service?
He reads the front page
War has already begun
Shrugs and turns to sports.
Haiku # 27361 March 19, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Happily Shopping
Who knew that we'd be shot
For our infectious greed.
Haiku # 27360 March 19, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
As they burn alive
Cellphones soldered to their heads
They know what war means.
Haiku # 27359 March 19, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So much media
Yet so many lies force fed
Smile and drink your mocha.
Haiku # 27358 March 19, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Explosives strapped on
He enters the subway system
No more arrogance.
Haiku # 27357 March 19, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Do it again, George!
There's no more today, Tony
No sausage for you
Haiku # 27356 March 19, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by A Student of Whore! Whore! What is she good for?
hmm, more vinyl pants
for our bisexual men and women
is that what oil is for?
Haiku # 27355 March 19, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by MX
So large in the pants
My superiority
I wear everyday
Haiku # 27354 March 19, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So small in the pants
My inferiority
I wear everyday.
Haiku # 27353 March 19, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The oil belongs to the
Iraqi people and
Halliburton.
Haiku # 27352 March 19, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The last charge to
a small country, the sword draw
samurai then runs
Haiku # 27351 March 19, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by MX
some people focus on
money and call others losers
because of no potency?
Haiku # 27350 March 19, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by MX
car battery dead
could take other car to class
no parking permit...
Haiku # 27349 March 19, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
'these are not my pants!'
said the frog to the donkey
donkey stepped on frog
Haiku # 27348 March 19, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
At the top of the
Capitalist pyramid
I'll gaze down laughing.
Haiku # 27347 March 19, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When I'm in power
You'll all be working for me
Will can wash my Benz.
Haiku # 27346 March 19, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why can't I get laid?
The girls know that I'm the bomb
Yet they don't respond.
Haiku # 27345 March 19, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Through my ebonics
I gain the black people's trust
Then I exploit them.
Haiku # 27344 March 19, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Nigga be crazy
He talkin like whitefolk
All up in the hizzle.
Haiku # 27343 March 19, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Playa I ain't
Be tryin to pimp dem hos
all day, fo shizzle.
Haiku # 27342 March 19, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No doubt next year
I'll be banging
All the Ivy League honeys.
Haiku # 27341 March 19, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Just think about it
When I graduate from school
I'm worth six figures.
Haiku # 27340 March 19, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ha, full scholarship
In your face state college
Proletariat!
Haiku # 27339 March 19, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam is too proud
And George is too stupid
Tony is a fool
Haiku # 27338 March 19, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by A Student
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