Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Bush starts without him
Tony Blair not yet been told
Got the message yet
Haiku # 27394, March 20, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Mum, know I love you
Uk
Haiku # 27393, March 20, 2003 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Got a shock today
He just found out he may die
Astonished soldier
Haiku # 27392, March 20, 2003 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
You have to kill folks
What did he think the guns for?
To wave white flag from?
Haiku # 27391, March 20, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Are we at war?
Haiku # 27390, March 20, 2003 4:05 am ET
by searle of Australia
27372, 27373,27374,27375, 27376, 27377, Not mine.
Haiku # 27389, March 20, 2003 3:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Iraq is no threat
The U.S. is a large threat
To world peace you fools
Haiku # 27388, March 20, 2003 3:10 am ET
by A Student of Go Iraq!
Won't kill their children?
Excuse me, but the U.S.
Only kills allies
Or, of course, people
Who just aren't military
Dangers to Iraq
Haiku # 27387, March 20, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Your freedom to kill innocents you mean, Bush?
Undermine his what?!
YOU are the dangerous one
YOU are the fascist
Haiku # 27386, March 20, 2003 3:07 am ET
by A Student of Lying git
And OAPs!
Genocide! The only way!
Americans rule!
Haiku # 27385, March 20, 2003 3:04 am ET
by A Student of Go Hitler! Sorry, go Bush!
why not kill babies?
non-american babies?
they are not worthy.
Haiku # 27384, March 20, 2003 3:02 am ET
by proud American!
Bloody murderer
Ordering deaths in cold blood
Stupid fascist git
Haiku # 27383, March 20, 2003 3:00 am ET
by A Student of Let's follow the stupid, ignorant, inbred little shit
the baby killers,
the americans again,
strike...kill...innocents
Haiku # 27382, March 20, 2003 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Aqua Teens unite!
'Tell them about the spelling...
Oh, nothing, it's cute.'
Haiku # 27381, March 19, 2003 11:12 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
The top of your neck
That's where the strike should be placed
Blurriness follows
Haiku # 27380, March 19, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
If you hit the back
Of your head in the right place
Your feet can feel it.
Haiku # 27379, March 19, 2003 11:09 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
credibility
depleted uranium
which lasts the longest ?
Haiku # 27378, March 19, 2003 10:36 pm ET
by ash
Does Bush know what he's
doing? Or who's doing him?
Cheney's dick in throat.
Haiku # 27377, March 19, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
peace protestors or
soldiers marching, they all have
big guns and grenades
Haiku # 27376, March 19, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
haiku flowing fast
haiku about haiku, mind-
bending new idea!!
Haiku # 27375, March 19, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Boy brings newspaper
I pay him money, and he
rides down avenue
Haiku # 27374, March 19, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Soothing ocean and
sun-ripened beahces, whales, kids,
makes me feel so good.
Haiku # 27373, March 19, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
Jesus eat from cup
'o' nails, masticating sin
of saints and devils
Haiku # 27372, March 19, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
Marine in his tank
Arab with rusty AK
Who's more heroic?
Haiku # 27371, March 19, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How clean and pristine
Bombs drop from ten thousand feet
Our war time heros.
Haiku # 27370, March 19, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
This crash position
Worthless before breaking wings
Not the death I want.
Haiku # 27369, March 19, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Come on Al Queda
Teach us valuable lesson
On humility.
Haiku # 27368, March 19, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Just as in Rome
The U.S. shall fall by its
Own insane hubris.
Haiku # 27367, March 19, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
halo this weekend,
why does it excite me so?
ah... digital crack
Haiku # 27366, March 19, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
How did you support
The war back then granpa?
Bought an SUV.
Haiku # 27365, March 19, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a simple demand
sparky is about to cry
maybe i was harsh
Haiku # 27364, March 19, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Flag on his hummer
He tears through New York streets
A true patriot?
Haiku # 27363, March 19, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Intriguing question
But it all depends on price
And the quality
Haiku # 27362, March 19, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by A Student of Service?
He reads the front page
War has already begun
Shrugs and turns to sports.
Haiku # 27361, March 19, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Happily Shopping
Who knew that we'd be shot
For our infectious greed.
Haiku # 27360, March 19, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
As they burn alive
Cellphones soldered to their heads
They know what war means.
Haiku # 27359, March 19, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So much media
Yet so many lies force fed
Smile and drink your mocha.
Haiku # 27358, March 19, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Explosives strapped on
He enters the subway system
No more arrogance.
Haiku # 27357, March 19, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Do it again, George!
There's no more today, Tony
No sausage for you
Haiku # 27356, March 19, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by A Student of Whore! Whore! What is she good for?
hmm, more vinyl pants
for our bisexual men and women
is that what oil is for?
Haiku # 27355, March 19, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by MX
So large in the pants
My superiority
I wear everyday
Haiku # 27354, March 19, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So small in the pants
My inferiority
I wear everyday.
Haiku # 27353, March 19, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The oil belongs to the
Iraqi people and
Halliburton.
Haiku # 27352, March 19, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The last charge to
a small country, the sword draw
samurai then runs
Haiku # 27351, March 19, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by MX
some people focus on
money and call others losers
because of no potency?
Haiku # 27350, March 19, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by MX
car battery dead
could take other car to class
no parking permit...
Haiku # 27349, March 19, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
'these are not my pants!'
said the frog to the donkey
donkey stepped on frog
Haiku # 27348, March 19, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
At the top of the
Capitalist pyramid
I'll gaze down laughing.
Haiku # 27347, March 19, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When I'm in power
You'll all be working for me
Will can wash my Benz.
Haiku # 27346, March 19, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why can't I get laid?
The girls know that I'm the bomb
Yet they don't respond.
Haiku # 27345, March 19, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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