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Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

U.S. already
reaping rewards of Iraq
No Red Carpet Joan
Haiku # 27435, March 21, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by onjaysun (and her little dog Melissa too!)
Please say its not so
Just heard US missiles cost
$1000,000 dollars each
.
Doubt priorities
Are there any poor people
In the good old US?
.
Are they all treated?
Equal opportunity
The poor and the sick
.
Do the poor die for
Lack of medical health care?
Military spend?
(I heard on TV just how much. Do you know? I suggest you find out)
Haiku # 27434, March 21, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 27433, March 21, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh, how I would rage
Against the loveless machine
If I could find it
Haiku # 27432, March 21, 2003 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
When we have their oil
Will it cover bloody hands?
Blot memories, too?
Haiku # 27431, March 21, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Oh, we're the monkey
And we're getting spanked right now
Freedoms forgotten
Haiku # 27430, March 21, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Think of pretty things
Alchemist ripened flowers
They cannot hurt us

It
Haiku # 27429, March 21, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
you call us losers
for writing haiku's...yet you
write them here as well...
Haiku # 27428, March 21, 2003 9:08 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
terra nullius
then the oil belongs to george
it worked over here
Haiku # 27427, March 20, 2003 11:32 pm ET
by ash (of australia)
In reality
I think you will find, you fool
Reality sucks
Haiku # 27426, March 20, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by A Student of How to make chemical weapons
hey! LOSERS, yeah YOU
don't you guys have lives AT ALL?
push away your chairs
Haiku # 27425, March 20, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by suggestion for you...try REALITY
By logical thought
Zionism is simply
Anti-semitic
Haiku # 27422, March 20, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of God did not say "Kill as many arabs as is possible."
Brilliant formula
Materialism is
Now our one true God.
Haiku # 27419, March 20, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How can we respect
A people who profiteered
In their own sick temples?
Haiku # 27416, March 20, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Blair Bushes lap dog?
Please, that's ignorant
Bush is Sharon's bitch.
Haiku # 27415, March 20, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Lower Manhattan?
All of it is owned and run
By the Zionists.
Haiku # 27414, March 20, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Greedy Zionists
That's what we are fighting for
No more Zog Machine.
Haiku # 27410, March 20, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If Romans turn up
Then I fight and turn them back
Same for the U.S.
Haiku # 27409, March 20, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So what would you do?
If after two hundred years
The Redman turned up
.
So what would you do?
If after two hundred years
The British turned up
.
Former owners right
They said my land my houses
We will take them back
.
American dream
Do you not see why they fight?
Got it? Palestine!
(Thought I'd better spell it out)
Haiku # 27408, March 20, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
From up high above
God stares down laughing at us
The cosmic mistake.
Haiku # 27407, March 20, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Pray for mutual
Destruction on both forces
Maybe then we'll learn.
Haiku # 27406, March 20, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Music of the spheres
Cronus quartet plays sun rings
From the great void
Haiku # 27405, March 20, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
Solar system noise
Soundboard of the universe
Harmonics from space
Haiku # 27404, March 20, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
But Dubya, you can't!
I suppose you are quite right
They're not family
Haiku # 27403, March 20, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by A Student of Yay!! Kill more innocent people in the name of freedom!!
Dubba promised BONK
but just went bink, come on man
go like BERSERKER!
Haiku # 27402, March 20, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by onjaysun (America At Annoyance)
Did something happen
in Iraq? I was watching
Survivor and I don't get NBC,CNN,
ABC,MSNBC,HEADLINE NEWS,C-SPAN,TELEMUNDO,FOXNEWS,ESPN,
LIFETIME,PBS,SPEEDVISION,FOOD
NETWORK,GOLF CHANNEL,QVC OR
CABLE 10 AURORA ILLINOIS CABLE ACCESS
Haiku # 27401, March 20, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by onjaysun (sirens going off, yeah we get it)
My hole is now dug
miles beneath this fertile soil
plugged with cork stopper
Haiku # 27400, March 20, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Free the iraqis
From their oppressive leader
And send them to Hell
Haiku # 27399, March 20, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by A Student of Evil, non-americans, not even people
Oil be back
Arnold Swatzenegger
Real US hero
Haiku # 27398, March 20, 2003 4:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So what would we do?
If after a thousand years
The Romans turned up
Haiku # 27397, March 20, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
They said hey that
Haiku # 27396, March 20, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Arabs are evil
First we get Iraq and then
Go to Palestine
Haiku # 27395, March 20, 2003 4:19 am ET
by A Student of There's a nice logical argument there
Bush starts without him
Tony Blair not yet been told
Got the message yet
Haiku # 27394, March 20, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Mum, know I love you
Uk
Haiku # 27393, March 20, 2003 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Got a shock today
He just found out he may die
Astonished soldier
Haiku # 27392, March 20, 2003 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
You have to kill folks
What did he think the guns for?
To wave white flag from?
Haiku # 27391, March 20, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Are we at war?
Haiku # 27390, March 20, 2003 4:05 am ET
by searle of Australia
27372, 27373,27374,27375, 27376, 27377, Not mine.
Haiku # 27389, March 20, 2003 3:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Iraq is no threat
The U.S. is a large threat
To world peace you fools
Haiku # 27388, March 20, 2003 3:10 am ET
by A Student of Go Iraq!
Won't kill their children?
Excuse me, but the U.S.
Only kills allies
Or, of course, people
Who just aren't military
Dangers to Iraq
Haiku # 27387, March 20, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Your freedom to kill innocents you mean, Bush?
Undermine his what?!
YOU are the dangerous one
YOU are the fascist
Haiku # 27386, March 20, 2003 3:07 am ET
by A Student of Lying git
And OAPs!
Genocide! The only way!
Americans rule!
Haiku # 27385, March 20, 2003 3:04 am ET
by A Student of Go Hitler! Sorry, go Bush!
why not kill babies?
non-american babies?
they are not worthy.
Haiku # 27384, March 20, 2003 3:02 am ET
by proud American!
Bloody murderer
Ordering deaths in cold blood
Stupid fascist git
Haiku # 27383, March 20, 2003 3:00 am ET
by A Student of Let's follow the stupid, ignorant, inbred little shit
the baby killers,
the americans again,
strike...kill...innocents
Haiku # 27382, March 20, 2003 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Aqua Teens unite!
'Tell them about the spelling...
Oh, nothing, it's cute.'
Haiku # 27381, March 19, 2003 11:12 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
The top of your neck
That's where the strike should be placed
Blurriness follows
Haiku # 27380, March 19, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
If you hit the back
Of your head in the right place
Your feet can feel it.
Haiku # 27379, March 19, 2003 11:09 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
credibility
depleted uranium
which lasts the longest ?
Haiku # 27378, March 19, 2003 10:36 pm ET
by ash
Does Bush know what he's
doing? Or who's doing him?
Cheney's dick in throat.
Haiku # 27377, March 19, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
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