Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

war hits the country
what the brave soldiers shall face
is worth the outcome
Haiku # 27443, May 7, 2005 6:21 pm ET
by mandy of florida
gotta love those french
smelly surrender monkeys
furry-pitted chicks
Haiku # 27442, March 22, 2003 9:53 am ET
by mondongo of outer bologna
Soldier
Haiku # 27441, March 22, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Iraq is now freed
Welcome to democracy
Colombia style.
Haiku # 27440, March 21, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
After we take Baghdad
We shall rename the country
Tostitos Nike
Haiku # 27439, March 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
For Christ's sake Dubya!
There's no such thing as a "Smart
Hydrogen Missile."
Haiku # 27438, March 21, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Damn these shrooms are good
There, do you see it Ishmael
White whale at the prow!
Haiku # 27437, March 21, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, wasting time on
line in this age of instant
warfare and powdered bombs

what's news?
Haiku # 27436, March 21, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by MX
U.S. already
reaping rewards of Iraq
No Red Carpet Joan
Haiku # 27435, March 21, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by onjaysun (and her little dog Melissa too!)
Please say its not so
Just heard US missiles cost
$1000,000 dollars each
.
Doubt priorities
Are there any poor people
In the good old US?
.
Are they all treated?
Equal opportunity
The poor and the sick
.
Do the poor die for
Lack of medical health care?
Military spend?
(I heard on TV just how much. Do you know? I suggest you find out)
Haiku # 27434, March 21, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 27433, March 21, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh, how I would rage
Against the loveless machine
If I could find it
Haiku # 27432, March 21, 2003 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
When we have their oil
Will it cover bloody hands?
Blot memories, too?
Haiku # 27431, March 21, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Oh, we're the monkey
And we're getting spanked right now
Freedoms forgotten
Haiku # 27430, March 21, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Think of pretty things
Alchemist ripened flowers
They cannot hurt us

It
Haiku # 27429, March 21, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
you call us losers
for writing haiku's...yet you
write them here as well...
Haiku # 27428, March 21, 2003 9:08 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
terra nullius
then the oil belongs to george
it worked over here
Haiku # 27427, March 20, 2003 11:32 pm ET
by ash (of australia)
In reality
I think you will find, you fool
Reality sucks
Haiku # 27426, March 20, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by A Student of How to make chemical weapons
hey! LOSERS, yeah YOU
don't you guys have lives AT ALL?
push away your chairs
Haiku # 27425, March 20, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by suggestion for you...try REALITY
By logical thought
Zionism is simply
Anti-semitic
Haiku # 27422, March 20, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of God did not say "Kill as many arabs as is possible."
Brilliant formula
Materialism is
Now our one true God.
Haiku # 27419, March 20, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How can we respect
A people who profiteered
In their own sick temples?
Haiku # 27416, March 20, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Blair Bushes lap dog?
Please, that's ignorant
Bush is Sharon's bitch.
Haiku # 27415, March 20, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Lower Manhattan?
All of it is owned and run
By the Zionists.
Haiku # 27414, March 20, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Greedy Zionists
That's what we are fighting for
No more Zog Machine.
Haiku # 27410, March 20, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If Romans turn up
Then I fight and turn them back
Same for the U.S.
Haiku # 27409, March 20, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So what would you do?
If after two hundred years
The Redman turned up
.
So what would you do?
If after two hundred years
The British turned up
.
Former owners right
They said my land my houses
We will take them back
.
American dream
Do you not see why they fight?
Got it? Palestine!
(Thought I'd better spell it out)
Haiku # 27408, March 20, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
From up high above
God stares down laughing at us
The cosmic mistake.
Haiku # 27407, March 20, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Pray for mutual
Destruction on both forces
Maybe then we'll learn.
Haiku # 27406, March 20, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Music of the spheres
Cronus quartet plays sun rings
From the great void
Haiku # 27405, March 20, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
Solar system noise
Soundboard of the universe
Harmonics from space
Haiku # 27404, March 20, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
But Dubya, you can't!
I suppose you are quite right
They're not family
Haiku # 27403, March 20, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by A Student of Yay!! Kill more innocent people in the name of freedom!!
Dubba promised BONK
but just went bink, come on man
go like BERSERKER!
Haiku # 27402, March 20, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by onjaysun (America At Annoyance)
Did something happen
in Iraq? I was watching
Survivor and I don't get NBC,CNN,
ABC,MSNBC,HEADLINE NEWS,C-SPAN,TELEMUNDO,FOXNEWS,ESPN,
LIFETIME,PBS,SPEEDVISION,FOOD
NETWORK,GOLF CHANNEL,QVC OR
CABLE 10 AURORA ILLINOIS CABLE ACCESS
Haiku # 27401, March 20, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by onjaysun (sirens going off, yeah we get it)
My hole is now dug
miles beneath this fertile soil
plugged with cork stopper
Haiku # 27400, March 20, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Free the iraqis
From their oppressive leader
And send them to Hell
Haiku # 27399, March 20, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by A Student of Evil, non-americans, not even people
Oil be back
Arnold Swatzenegger
Real US hero
Haiku # 27398, March 20, 2003 4:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So what would we do?
If after a thousand years
The Romans turned up
Haiku # 27397, March 20, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
They said hey that
Haiku # 27396, March 20, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Arabs are evil
First we get Iraq and then
Go to Palestine
Haiku # 27395, March 20, 2003 4:19 am ET
by A Student of There's a nice logical argument there
Bush starts without him
Tony Blair not yet been told
Got the message yet
Haiku # 27394, March 20, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Mum, know I love you
Uk
Haiku # 27393, March 20, 2003 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Got a shock today
He just found out he may die
Astonished soldier
Haiku # 27392, March 20, 2003 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
You have to kill folks
What did he think the guns for?
To wave white flag from?
Haiku # 27391, March 20, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Are we at war?
Haiku # 27390, March 20, 2003 4:05 am ET
by searle of Australia
27372, 27373,27374,27375, 27376, 27377, Not mine.
Haiku # 27389, March 20, 2003 3:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Iraq is no threat
The U.S. is a large threat
To world peace you fools
Haiku # 27388, March 20, 2003 3:10 am ET
by A Student of Go Iraq!
Won't kill their children?
Excuse me, but the U.S.
Only kills allies
Or, of course, people
Who just aren't military
Dangers to Iraq
Haiku # 27387, March 20, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Your freedom to kill innocents you mean, Bush?
Undermine his what?!
YOU are the dangerous one
YOU are the fascist
Haiku # 27386, March 20, 2003 3:07 am ET
by A Student of Lying git
And OAPs!
Genocide! The only way!
Americans rule!
Haiku # 27385, March 20, 2003 3:04 am ET
by A Student of Go Hitler! Sorry, go Bush!
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