Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #27460
You collage pot heads
Can cry all you want but I
will kill all tyrants

Get dead for speaking
Your mind in Iraq; Harvard
is for rich commies

Learn this quick my young
naive fools you will vote for
repubilcans soon

Or would you rather
Live in a country where no
running water is

Go live in Iraq
And see how quickly you miss
electricty

Go live in Iraq
And see how quickly you miss
Freedom of the press

Go live in Iraq
and see how quickly you miss
great ESPN!

The only reason
Guys protest with women is
To get head and laid

Peace marches are cute
They are more violent than
the M O A B!

Even though you are
all dumb and foolish I will
Promise you this now
I will never gas
My own people because they
Oppose my country
I will never kill
Or castrate or rape for you
speaking your own mind

You all are very
Lucky to live in a FREE
Country don't blow it

Support our troops and
Support liberation and
Support George Bush (me)

Hate the USA?
By all means please leave as soon
as possible. bye.
Haiku #27460
Posted: April 8, 2003 9:14 am ET
Poet & location: George W. Bush of US of fucking A! (no other country would I rather live)