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27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

And then you wonder
Why you come under attack
From terrorism?
Haiku # 27463, April 1, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of You murdering bastards, killing OUR troops again
George, you'll suicide?
Kill all tyrants, that you are!
Murdering bastard
Haiku # 27462, April 4, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by A Student of You have remarkable haiku ability for an inbred failure
Your blast is a fake
George W Bush could not write this much too many words
Haiku # 27461, April 2, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You collage pot heads
Can cry all you want but I
will kill all tyrants

Get dead for speaking
Your mind in Iraq; Harvard
is for rich commies

Learn this quick my young
naive fools you will vote for
repubilcans soon

Or would you rather
Live in a country where no
running water is

Go live in Iraq
And see how quickly you miss
electricty

Go live in Iraq
And see how quickly you miss
Freedom of the press

Go live in Iraq
and see how quickly you miss
great ESPN!

The only reason
Guys protest with women is
To get head and laid

Peace marches are cute
They are more violent than
the M O A B!

Even though you are
all dumb and foolish I will
Promise you this now
I will never gas
My own people because they
Oppose my country
I will never kill
Or castrate or rape for you
speaking your own mind

You all are very
Lucky to live in a FREE
Country don't blow it

Support our troops and
Support liberation and
Support George Bush (me)

Hate the USA?
By all means please leave as soon
as possible. bye.
Haiku # 27460, April 8, 2003 9:14 am ET
by George W. Bush of US of fucking A! (no other country would I rather live)
A threat to world peace?
It seems, by the look of it
That would be George Bush
Haiku # 27459, April 4, 2003 9:19 am ET
by A Student of A Prickly Bush
The war hawk, Bush
Dodged the draft, joined the Guard
Like a big pussy.
Haiku # 27458, April 26, 2008 3:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam's clearly brave
A straight up gangster, Bush would
Have run like a bitch.
Haiku # 27457, February 28, 2008 1:27 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam isn't mad
Did't stay in power that long
By being stupid.
Haiku # 27456, January 23, 2008 9:52 am ET
by sexually frustrated
The Kamikaze
The bravest man ever born
The true patriot.
Haiku # 27455, September 17, 2007 12:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Surrendering troops
Mean nothing in southern part
Baghdad is what counts.
Haiku # 27454, July 14, 2007 3:57 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Wait till we get to
Baghdad, Republican Guard
May slaughter us all.
Haiku # 27453, June 5, 2007 9:21 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Patriotism
Is powerless before the
Suicide Bomber.
Haiku # 27452, April 30, 2007 6:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam is insane
All those surrendering troops
Have to mean something
Haiku # 27451, February 14, 2007 12:06 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Hope the war is as
Bloody as possible, will
make a better film.
Haiku # 27450, November 24, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
All stocked up on chips
dips, soda, and beer for my
"Shock and Awe" party.
Haiku # 27449, September 18, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ah yes, I forgot
We need cheap labor to make
Nike Air Jordans.
Haiku # 27448, July 26, 2006 9:35 am ET
by sexually frustrated
No WMD used
Yet, so remind me again
What is this war for?
Haiku # 27447, May 8, 2006 9:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated
So much for quickness
Say hello to guerilla
Warfare, good luck Bush.
Haiku # 27446, February 26, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those crazy British
Colliding their helis in air
You just have to laugh.
Haiku # 27445, December 12, 2005 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The USA had
Better put as much money
Into Iraq as
It is currently
Spending to murder people
Or they'll be stupid
Haiku # 27444, October 25, 2005 5:12 pm ET
by A Student of Rebuild the place with YOUR money, you arseholes
war hits the country
what the brave soldiers shall face
is worth the outcome
Haiku # 27443, May 7, 2005 6:21 pm ET
by mandy of florida
gotta love those french
smelly surrender monkeys
furry-pitted chicks
Haiku # 27442, March 22, 2003 9:53 am ET
by mondongo of outer bologna
Soldier
Haiku # 27441, March 22, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Iraq is now freed
Welcome to democracy
Colombia style.
Haiku # 27440, March 21, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
After we take Baghdad
We shall rename the country
Tostitos Nike
Haiku # 27439, March 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
For Christ's sake Dubya!
There's no such thing as a "Smart
Hydrogen Missile."
Haiku # 27438, March 21, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Damn these shrooms are good
There, do you see it Ishmael
White whale at the prow!
Haiku # 27437, March 21, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, wasting time on
line in this age of instant
warfare and powdered bombs

what's news?
Haiku # 27436, March 21, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by MX
U.S. already
reaping rewards of Iraq
No Red Carpet Joan
Haiku # 27435, March 21, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by onjaysun (and her little dog Melissa too!)
Please say its not so
Just heard US missiles cost
$1000,000 dollars each
.
Doubt priorities
Are there any poor people
In the good old US?
.
Are they all treated?
Equal opportunity
The poor and the sick
.
Do the poor die for
Lack of medical health care?
Military spend?
(I heard on TV just how much. Do you know? I suggest you find out)
Haiku # 27434, March 21, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 27433, March 21, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh, how I would rage
Against the loveless machine
If I could find it
Haiku # 27432, March 21, 2003 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
When we have their oil
Will it cover bloody hands?
Blot memories, too?
Haiku # 27431, March 21, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Oh, we're the monkey
And we're getting spanked right now
Freedoms forgotten
Haiku # 27430, March 21, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Think of pretty things
Alchemist ripened flowers
They cannot hurt us

It
Haiku # 27429, March 21, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
you call us losers
for writing haiku's...yet you
write them here as well...
Haiku # 27428, March 21, 2003 9:08 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
terra nullius
then the oil belongs to george
it worked over here
Haiku # 27427, March 20, 2003 11:32 pm ET
by ash (of australia)
In reality
I think you will find, you fool
Reality sucks
Haiku # 27426, March 20, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by A Student of How to make chemical weapons
hey! LOSERS, yeah YOU
don't you guys have lives AT ALL?
push away your chairs
Haiku # 27425, March 20, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by suggestion for you...try REALITY
By logical thought
Zionism is simply
Anti-semitic
Haiku # 27422, March 20, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of God did not say "Kill as many arabs as is possible."
Brilliant formula
Materialism is
Now our one true God.
Haiku # 27419, March 20, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How can we respect
A people who profiteered
In their own sick temples?
Haiku # 27416, March 20, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Blair Bushes lap dog?
Please, that's ignorant
Bush is Sharon's bitch.
Haiku # 27415, March 20, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Lower Manhattan?
All of it is owned and run
By the Zionists.
Haiku # 27414, March 20, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Greedy Zionists
That's what we are fighting for
No more Zog Machine.
Haiku # 27410, March 20, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If Romans turn up
Then I fight and turn them back
Same for the U.S.
Haiku # 27409, March 20, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So what would you do?
If after two hundred years
The Redman turned up
.
So what would you do?
If after two hundred years
The British turned up
.
Former owners right
They said my land my houses
We will take them back
.
American dream
Do you not see why they fight?
Got it? Palestine!
(Thought I'd better spell it out)
Haiku # 27408, March 20, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
From up high above
God stares down laughing at us
The cosmic mistake.
Haiku # 27407, March 20, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Pray for mutual
Destruction on both forces
Maybe then we'll learn.
Haiku # 27406, March 20, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Music of the spheres
Cronus quartet plays sun rings
From the great void
Haiku # 27405, March 20, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
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