Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Howling defiant
Armed Iraqi solders Waite
Death to infidels
Haiku # 27471 March 27, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Have to go out back
Adventurers stumbling pull
My grass needs cutting
Haiku # 27470 March 28, 2003 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Writing these Haiku
Haiku # 27469 March 23, 2003 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
On the contrary
Israel is a blasphemy
Run by muderers
Haiku # 27468 March 23, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of We'll vote for the party that blatantly ignores traditional jewish values
I
Haiku # 27467 March 23, 2003 7:17 am ET
by William Nippress
US kills those who have
Weapons of mass destruction
That is their excuse
.
Twenty years ago
Israel has hydrogen bombs
Prisoned Vanunu
(Sorry may have spelt his name wrong)
Haiku # 27466 April 8, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
Is it as a joke?
US foreign policy
Can someone explain?
Haiku # 27465 March 24, 2003 7:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush speeches are great
Rumbling rippling laconic
I
Haiku # 27464 April 3, 2003 10:20 pm ET
by William Nippress
And then you wonder
Why you come under attack
From terrorism?
Haiku # 27463 April 1, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of You murdering bastards, killing OUR troops again
George, you'll suicide?
Kill all tyrants, that you are!
Murdering bastard
Haiku # 27462 April 4, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by A Student of You have remarkable haiku ability for an inbred failure
Your blast is a fake
George W Bush could not write this much too many words
Haiku # 27461 April 2, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You collage pot heads
Can cry all you want but I
will kill all tyrants

Get dead for speaking
Your mind in Iraq; Harvard
is for rich commies

Learn this quick my young
naive fools you will vote for
repubilcans soon

Or would you rather
Live in a country where no
running water is

Go live in Iraq
And see how quickly you miss
electricty

Go live in Iraq
And see how quickly you miss
Freedom of the press

Go live in Iraq
and see how quickly you miss
great ESPN!

The only reason
Guys protest with women is
To get head and laid

Peace marches are cute
They are more violent than
the M O A B!

Even though you are
all dumb and foolish I will
Promise you this now
I will never gas
My own people because they
Oppose my country
I will never kill
Or castrate or rape for you
speaking your own mind

You all are very
Lucky to live in a FREE
Country don't blow it

Support our troops and
Support liberation and
Support George Bush (me)

Hate the USA?
By all means please leave as soon
as possible. bye.
Haiku # 27460 April 8, 2003 9:14 am ET
by George W. Bush of US of fucking A! (no other country would I rather live)
A threat to world peace?
It seems, by the look of it
That would be George Bush
Haiku # 27459 April 4, 2003 9:19 am ET
by A Student of A Prickly Bush
The war hawk, Bush
Dodged the draft, joined the Guard
Like a big pussy.
Haiku # 27458 April 26, 2008 3:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam's clearly brave
A straight up gangster, Bush would
Have run like a bitch.
Haiku # 27457 February 28, 2008 1:27 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam isn't mad
Did't stay in power that long
By being stupid.
Haiku # 27456 January 23, 2008 9:52 am ET
by sexually frustrated
The Kamikaze
The bravest man ever born
The true patriot.
Haiku # 27455 September 17, 2007 12:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Surrendering troops
Mean nothing in southern part
Baghdad is what counts.
Haiku # 27454 July 14, 2007 3:57 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Wait till we get to
Baghdad, Republican Guard
May slaughter us all.
Haiku # 27453 June 5, 2007 9:21 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Patriotism
Is powerless before the
Suicide Bomber.
Haiku # 27452 April 30, 2007 6:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam is insane
All those surrendering troops
Have to mean something
Haiku # 27451 February 14, 2007 12:06 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Hope the war is as
Bloody as possible, will
make a better film.
Haiku # 27450 November 24, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
All stocked up on chips
dips, soda, and beer for my
"Shock and Awe" party.
Haiku # 27449 September 18, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ah yes, I forgot
We need cheap labor to make
Nike Air Jordans.
Haiku # 27448 July 26, 2006 9:35 am ET
by sexually frustrated
No WMD used
Yet, so remind me again
What is this war for?
Haiku # 27447 May 8, 2006 9:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated
So much for quickness
Say hello to guerilla
Warfare, good luck Bush.
Haiku # 27446 February 26, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those crazy British
Colliding their helis in air
You just have to laugh.
Haiku # 27445 December 12, 2005 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The USA had
Better put as much money
Into Iraq as
It is currently
Spending to murder people
Or they'll be stupid
Haiku # 27444 October 25, 2005 5:12 pm ET
by A Student of Rebuild the place with YOUR money, you arseholes
war hits the country
what the brave soldiers shall face
is worth the outcome
Haiku # 27443 May 7, 2005 6:21 pm ET
by mandy of florida
gotta love those french
smelly surrender monkeys
furry-pitted chicks
Haiku # 27442 March 22, 2003 9:53 am ET
by mondongo of outer bologna
Soldier
Haiku # 27441 March 22, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Iraq is now freed
Welcome to democracy
Colombia style.
Haiku # 27440 March 21, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
After we take Baghdad
We shall rename the country
Tostitos Nike
Haiku # 27439 March 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
For Christ's sake Dubya!
There's no such thing as a "Smart
Hydrogen Missile."
Haiku # 27438 March 21, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Damn these shrooms are good
There, do you see it Ishmael
White whale at the prow!
Haiku # 27437 March 21, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, wasting time on
line in this age of instant
warfare and powdered bombs

what's news?
Haiku # 27436 March 21, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by MX
U.S. already
reaping rewards of Iraq
No Red Carpet Joan
Haiku # 27435 March 21, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by onjaysun (and her little dog Melissa too!)
Please say its not so
Just heard US missiles cost
$1000,000 dollars each
.
Doubt priorities
Are there any poor people
In the good old US?
.
Are they all treated?
Equal opportunity
The poor and the sick
.
Do the poor die for
Lack of medical health care?
Military spend?
(I heard on TV just how much. Do you know? I suggest you find out)
Haiku # 27434 March 21, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 27433 March 21, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh, how I would rage
Against the loveless machine
If I could find it
Haiku # 27432 March 21, 2003 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
When we have their oil
Will it cover bloody hands?
Blot memories, too?
Haiku # 27431 March 21, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Oh, we're the monkey
And we're getting spanked right now
Freedoms forgotten
Haiku # 27430 March 21, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Think of pretty things
Alchemist ripened flowers
They cannot hurt us

It
Haiku # 27429 March 21, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
you call us losers
for writing haiku's...yet you
write them here as well...
Haiku # 27428 March 21, 2003 9:08 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
terra nullius
then the oil belongs to george
it worked over here
Haiku # 27427 March 20, 2003 11:32 pm ET
by ash (of australia)
In reality
I think you will find, you fool
Reality sucks
Haiku # 27426 March 20, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by A Student of How to make chemical weapons
hey! LOSERS, yeah YOU
don't you guys have lives AT ALL?
push away your chairs
Haiku # 27425 March 20, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by suggestion for you...try REALITY
By logical thought
Zionism is simply
Anti-semitic
Haiku # 27422 March 20, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of God did not say "Kill as many arabs as is possible."
Brilliant formula
Materialism is
Now our one true God.
Haiku # 27419 March 20, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How can we respect
A people who profiteered
In their own sick temples?
Haiku # 27416 March 20, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated