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27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Love the propaganda:
"Saddam is losing control,"
We'll see about that.
Haiku # 27508, March 23, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Guerilla warfare
Nobody prepared you for
That, Mr. Marine.
Haiku # 27507, March 23, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What hypocrisy
We film enemy corpses
But cry foul when seeing our own.
Haiku # 27506, March 23, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
America is
No match for the soldier dressed
In civilian garb.
Haiku # 27505, March 23, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
More Marines are dead
Silly U.S., Iraq will
Provide no quarter.
Haiku # 27504, March 23, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why hostile to me,
Have you seen an arabic
To english wordbook?
Haiku # 27503, March 23, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by Talib of Manchester
And terrorism
Will force the U.S. to start
Their new police state
Haiku # 27502, March 23, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by A Student of And then you'll all be screwed
It's not war for oil
It will liberate Iraq
And annoy muslims
Haiku # 27501, March 23, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Nowhere near the USA
Ha ha ha ha ha
Fight the war for your freedom
And see what results!!!!
Haiku # 27500, March 23, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of I really shouldn't be laughing
hopes to sit down with the real ap
with a coffee
so he can personally tell mox
to fuck off
Haiku # 27499, March 23, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by Mox
Well, agreeing with AP,
the poet who wrote the "W" thing
perhaps, is a better writer...
Haiku # 27498, March 23, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by Mox
I want to move on
and seek some kind of era
where we are not distracted

it is a stew of bad craziness
and perhaps the start
of Nostradamus's WWIII
Haiku # 27497, March 23, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by Mox
Ah, I see the liberal menace
while I agree with a lot of them
have found another scapegoat
Haiku # 27496, March 23, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by Mox
Nippress wishes he
Could suck Saddam's cock and fly
Planes into buildings
Please please Nippress leave
USA move to Iraq
We don't want you here
Uneducated
So called students do not know
Hate crimes of Saddam
Saddam has murdered
More Muslims than anyone
He smiles rapes girls
Bad Haiku dot com
Would never see light of day
With dictatorship
Saddam kills his own
And destroys economy
Oil on fire
Haiku # 27495, March 23, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by A true american of anytown, usa
Perhaps Nipps' monkeys
Could have overthrown Saddam
With fewer losses
Haiku # 27494, June 8, 2008 6:43 am ET
by A Student of Terrorist threat leads to police control
27491 not mine
Haiku # 27493, January 2, 2006 12:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Those monkeys are quick
See how they can generate
So many haiku
Haiku # 27492, April 1, 2003 8:04 pm ET
by A Student of A soon to come police state
we've got to find nips
with weapons of mass haiku
he threatens the peace
Haiku # 27490, March 25, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by ap
The red fruit is sweet
Tempting me to be greedy
Juice runs down my chin
Haiku # 27489, March 28, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
Decaying mobs flee
Trampling the cherry blossom
Chilling imagination
Haiku # 27488, March 25, 2003 8:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Temple bells die out.
The fragrant blossoms remain.
A perfect evening!
Haiku # 27487, March 25, 2003 1:25 am ET
by Basho, Matsuo
First autumn morning:
the mirror I stare into
shows my father's face
Haiku # 27486, March 25, 2003 2:09 pm ET
by Murakami, Kijo
Never mentioned pumps
Spring and lots of other things
Never touched my pump
Haiku # 27485, March 26, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
prolific poet
with very little to say
pumps out bulk haiku
Haiku # 27484, April 10, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by ash
Welcoming arms raised
You enfold me in your love
Warm soft musky plunge
(Another for the perves)
Haiku # 27483, March 24, 2003 6:34 am ET
by William Nippress
First spring butterfly
The common cabbage yellow
Bright Florissant hue
Haiku # 27482, March 26, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by William Nippress

the sweet smell of lavender
caused me to ejaculate
and i'm a woman
Haiku # 27481, April 6, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by honeybit
If you want to know
Just what God thinks of money
Look, whom he gives it
Haiku # 27480, March 30, 2003 9:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Take stock of my work
O shivering sad mortals
Bow down to money
Haiku # 27479, March 24, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Lugubriously
She pulls down her tight knickers
Clammy chasms peep
(One for the perves)
Haiku # 27478, March 25, 2003 9:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hurry vacation
Sun-drenched shameless haggard
Energy dropped low
Haiku # 27477, April 12, 2003 12:45 am ET
by William Nippress
So spring is here now
However, it sure is cold
Shivering flowers
Haiku # 27476, April 3, 2003 6:17 am ET
by William Nippress
News photographer
Killed when French secret service
Placed a charge on hull
.
No regard for life
Blew up Rainbow warrior
Berthed In New Zealand
(Lesson; don
Haiku # 27475, April 4, 2003 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Rusting faintly brown
The Green Peace boat, docked tied up
Waiting for French death
Haiku # 27474, March 25, 2003 7:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ten commandments says
Well you should know what it says
I think, not to kill!
(I don
Haiku # 27473, March 30, 2003 6:20 pm ET
by William Nippress
Question Gods Motives
If God had meant us to kill
Would he send Bibles?
Haiku # 27472, March 26, 2003 5:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Howling defiant
Armed Iraqi solders Waite
Death to infidels
Haiku # 27471, March 27, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Have to go out back
Adventurers stumbling pull
My grass needs cutting
Haiku # 27470, March 28, 2003 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Writing these Haiku
Haiku # 27469, March 23, 2003 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
On the contrary
Israel is a blasphemy
Run by muderers
Haiku # 27468, March 23, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of We'll vote for the party that blatantly ignores traditional jewish values
I
Haiku # 27467, March 23, 2003 7:17 am ET
by William Nippress
US kills those who have
Weapons of mass destruction
That is their excuse
.
Twenty years ago
Israel has hydrogen bombs
Prisoned Vanunu
(Sorry may have spelt his name wrong)
Haiku # 27466, April 8, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
Is it as a joke?
US foreign policy
Can someone explain?
Haiku # 27465, March 24, 2003 7:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush speeches are great
Rumbling rippling laconic
I
Haiku # 27464, April 3, 2003 10:20 pm ET
by William Nippress
And then you wonder
Why you come under attack
From terrorism?
Haiku # 27463, April 1, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of You murdering bastards, killing OUR troops again
George, you'll suicide?
Kill all tyrants, that you are!
Murdering bastard
Haiku # 27462, April 4, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by A Student of You have remarkable haiku ability for an inbred failure
Your blast is a fake
George W Bush could not write this much too many words
Haiku # 27461, April 2, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You collage pot heads
Can cry all you want but I
will kill all tyrants

Get dead for speaking
Your mind in Iraq; Harvard
is for rich commies

Learn this quick my young
naive fools you will vote for
repubilcans soon

Or would you rather
Live in a country where no
running water is

Go live in Iraq
And see how quickly you miss
electricty

Go live in Iraq
And see how quickly you miss
Freedom of the press

Go live in Iraq
and see how quickly you miss
great ESPN!

The only reason
Guys protest with women is
To get head and laid

Peace marches are cute
They are more violent than
the M O A B!

Even though you are
all dumb and foolish I will
Promise you this now
I will never gas
My own people because they
Oppose my country
I will never kill
Or castrate or rape for you
speaking your own mind

You all are very
Lucky to live in a FREE
Country don't blow it

Support our troops and
Support liberation and
Support George Bush (me)

Hate the USA?
By all means please leave as soon
as possible. bye.
Haiku # 27460, April 8, 2003 9:14 am ET
by George W. Bush of US of fucking A! (no other country would I rather live)
A threat to world peace?
It seems, by the look of it
That would be George Bush
Haiku # 27459, April 4, 2003 9:19 am ET
by A Student of A Prickly Bush
The war hawk, Bush
Dodged the draft, joined the Guard
Like a big pussy.
Haiku # 27458, April 26, 2008 3:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated
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