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27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

I get the feeling
That the ignorant rednecks
Our running this war.
Haiku # 27565, March 24, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why do our generals
All have thick redneck accents?
It's quite frightening.
Haiku # 27564, March 24, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We just don't realize
That we shall reap no rewards
From this dumb campaign.
Haiku # 27563, March 24, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those Pentagon guys
Continue their chest beating
They'll lie at all costs.
Haiku # 27562, March 24, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Look at our forces
Hiding behind tanks and planes
They fight like women.
Haiku # 27561, March 24, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those prisoners of war
Now have electrodes attached
To their testicles
Haiku # 27560, March 24, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When our troops our dead
I'll ejaculate into
My soiled underwear.
Haiku # 27559, March 24, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
george wallace is god...
what bird brain shot him anyhow?
he is god, like m and m candies are
Haiku # 27558, March 24, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield,IL
mango, the monkey boy is gone,
i love him, he is my lover,
i am richard larson of springfield..
Haiku # 27557, March 24, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Richard "Wankstah" Larson of Springfield, IL
jibba jabba
hahaha
dis is good
Haiku # 27556, March 24, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

cops got em

where wankstah' and tUpAc and Jabba da Hood, and Phelix da Phat?
Haiku # 27555, March 24, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
respect our viet cong captors
from that war, they tortured us,
real nice and good-like
Haiku # 27554, March 24, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by RICHARD "WANKSTAH" LARSON of Goober, WV
Monkey boy,
where are you,
my soul mate
Haiku # 27553, March 24, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
.....WELL, IS IT OR NOT?
YOU KNOW...FREAKYMODEAKY..
ONE WORD..WAZ UP?
Haiku # 27552, March 24, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
FREAKYMODEAKKY
IS ONE WORD
AINT IT?
Haiku # 27551, March 24, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
I am a bad person,
everyone should hate me,
Dont talk to me
Haiku # 27550, March 24, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
bush is a robot
bush is the robot
bush is YOUR robot
Haiku # 27549, March 24, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton, evil, deceitful
Awful mom and person in general
Why is she still here?
Haiku # 27548, March 24, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From what you imply
You believe that Bush can think?
You have been mislead
Haiku # 27547, March 24, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by A Student of Jibber Jabber
On every channel
It's war twenty-four/seven.
God bless my porn tapes!
Haiku # 27546, March 24, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Sheila Newton, left her kids
What a horrible person,
Maybe she will burn...
Haiku # 27545, March 24, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
Silly whore,
Look what you did
Haiku # 27544, March 24, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
surrounded by baloney sammiches,
oh wait a minute,
thats just iraqis...hahahaha
Haiku # 27543, March 24, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkyfield, illinois
sadam not antichrist
BUSH IS EVIL BASTAGE
sadam is too stupid to fight
Haiku # 27542, March 24, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by richard larson of sptinkyfield illinois
sadam is not antichrist
BUSH IS
sadam not smart enough to be
Haiku # 27541, March 24, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkfield, Il
The 5th Dimension
sang "What goes up, must come down"
That goes for flak too.
Haiku # 27540, March 24, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Soon, our fickle world
will forget the war and say
"Change the channel please"
Haiku # 27539, March 24, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr of Chicago
Dub and Dick on the
Road To Baghdad like Bob and
Bing without the laughs
Haiku # 27538, March 24, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by onjaysun (and Saddam in that little Dorothy Lamour burqa number)
We went to war for no reason,
Economics maybe
No reason to kill innocents...
Haiku # 27537, March 24, 2003 2:51 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illnois
Dubya, dubya in the house,
Wearin Saddam's little blouse,
Respectin each others mothers
Haiku # 27536, March 24, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Actually, that's bull
Maggie thatcher was not nice
But I object to
British involvement
The yanks will kill our soldiers
Just like the last time
Haiku # 27535, March 24, 2003 12:34 pm ET
by Talib of Caged freedom
Greetings dear Janice
Sorry about the war flames
It
Haiku # 27534, March 24, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I wish that you all
Would go easy on the hate
It harshes my buzz
Haiku # 27533, March 24, 2003 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
War is indeed hell
Did no one realize this?
Are people surprised?
Haiku # 27532, March 24, 2003 11:23 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
I'd rather be lead
By a very evil man
Than a hypocrite
Haiku # 27531, March 24, 2003 7:45 am ET
by A Student of No yanks will be tried for war crimes because Bush ignores international law
jingoism is
another form of brainwash-
ing, think for yourselves!
Haiku # 27530, March 24, 2003 5:00 am ET
by xcdoht775400 tiki dah
But then the sanctions
Screwed Iraq up quite a lot
And were illegal
Haiku # 27529, March 24, 2003 3:17 am ET
by A Student of "He ignores UN resolutions, so we shall too."
Emaciated time line
Much to do so little time
Need a time machine
Haiku # 27528, March 24, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
You're winning the war
But it's not against Saddam
It is against you
Haiku # 27527, March 24, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Saddam is a bad man, George is a hypocrite
Like all old friends should
We have to point out when you
Have so lost your way
Haiku # 27526, March 24, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Look at it this way
You will need more protection
To come from the state
Haiku # 27525, March 24, 2003 3:07 am ET
by A Student of You privilegs will be reduced
I put my name on
I believe in what I say
Got, guts, so put yours
Haiku # 27524, March 24, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
27495
What makes you think I
Haiku # 27523, March 24, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
You misunderstood
I agree with what you said
Except sucking cock
Haiku # 27522, March 24, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Barefoot In Meadow
Came To Very Sudden Stop
Stepped In Fresh Cow Flop.
Haiku # 27521, March 23, 2003 11:17 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida USA
Anyone that cheers
The death of US soldiers
Is quite ignorant.

Janis - is there a way you can
remove my haikus from this site?
I no longer wish to be a part
of such anti-american blarg.
Haiku # 27520, March 23, 2003 8:10 pm ET
by kackarott
nobody wins war
but lots of people get killed
and then it's over
Haiku # 27519, March 23, 2003 8:01 pm ET
by ash
Sooooo Saddam is a good guy even though he kills and tortures his own people?
Best news I've seen so far is that fool falling from that bridge in San Fran.
Peaceful protesters? HA! People for "peace" are awfully violent and don't seem to bathe too much either.
Saddam is against big business because he destroys his country's economy by destroying oil fields?
He is a good guy for parading around our dead soldiers?
He is a good guy because women are more or less flesh for trade and rape?
Sorry I just don't see it.
Also I haven't seen CNN - BBC - FOX taking or showing pictures of dead Iraqi soldiers.
Grow up.
If you people don't like it here why don't you move?
Do you think you could actually speak against the Iraqi gov. and not get shot?
Go ahead and leave and we'll see how quickly you come crawling back.
Haiku # 27518, March 23, 2003 7:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Unites States Of America
Dictatorships rule!
Let me see your raping cock
Saddam - man of dreams
Haiku # 27517, March 23, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated of gushing to be raped by a tyrant
How many of you
Stupid fucks cheer and clap loud
on nine eleven?
Haiku # 27516, March 23, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by Dedicated to the retards of bad haiku of USA!
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