guess they misjudged it
all hail the liberators
oops! hail of bullets

you can believe us
our weapons are accurate
like our press reports

We feel offended
That the Iraqi soldiers
Should even fight back.

Take no prisoners
A war should be a war, not
A sporting event.

i don't quite get it -
if we censor the corpses
then nobody died ?

show no prisoners
don't broadcast them body parts
we want a clean war

Militant lesbos
Should all be drafted to fight
Those bitches scare me.

Females are useless
Can't fight alongside woman
When you want to fuck her.

The iraqis will
Think that they have killed them
And be unaware

Look at me dancing
around the fallen 'copter!
Ooops! Now I'm on fire.

Scarper, like abscond
But not associated with
Guilt quite so much

Women can fight but
What happens when they begin
Menstruating?

Me mad at Iraq?
Nah. That's like being mad at
retarded people.

Limited vocab
Enlighten me as to what
Is the word "scarper."

What a waste of life
All those morons over there
Dying for nothing.

Women can fight too
They wouldn't need tanks as such
Saddam would scarper

Why do I use "our"
Instead of "are", I'm insane
Excuse the grammar.

To show our loyalty
Let's be Americans and
eat and gain more weight.

Our obesity we wear
Like an American flag
Rice cakes our the foe.

If we lose weight
Stop filling our fat faces
The terrorists win.

We do not fight fair
But bad mouth the Iraqis
For breaking the rules.

Easy to be brave
Having superior weapons
This is courageous?

I get the feeling
That the ignorant rednecks
Our running this war.

Why do our generals
All have thick redneck accents?
It's quite frightening.

We just don't realize
That we shall reap no rewards
From this dumb campaign.

Those Pentagon guys
Continue their chest beating
They'll lie at all costs.

Look at our forces
Hiding behind tanks and planes
They fight like women.

Those prisoners of war
Now have electrodes attached
To their testicles

When our troops our dead
I'll ejaculate into
My soiled underwear.

george wallace is god...
what bird brain shot him anyhow?
he is god, like m and m candies are

mango, the monkey boy is gone,
i love him, he is my lover,
i am richard larson of springfield..

jibba jabba
hahaha
dis is good

cops got em

where wankstah' and tUpAc and Jabba da Hood, and Phelix da Phat?

respect our viet cong captors
from that war, they tortured us,
real nice and good-like

Monkey boy,
where are you,
my soul mate

.....WELL, IS IT OR NOT?
YOU KNOW...FREAKYMODEAKY..
ONE WORD..WAZ UP?

FREAKYMODEAKKY
IS ONE WORD
AINT IT?

I am a bad person,
everyone should hate me,
Dont talk to me

bush is a robot
bush is the robot
bush is YOUR robot

Sheila Newton, evil, deceitful
Awful mom and person in general
Why is she still here?

From what you imply
You believe that Bush can think?
You have been mislead

On every channel
It's war twenty-four/seven.
God bless my porn tapes!

Sheila Newton, left her kids
What a horrible person,
Maybe she will burn...

Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
Silly whore,
Look what you did

surrounded by baloney sammiches,
oh wait a minute,
thats just iraqis...hahahaha

sadam not antichrist
BUSH IS EVIL BASTAGE
sadam is too stupid to fight

sadam is not antichrist
BUSH IS
sadam not smart enough to be

The 5th Dimension
sang "What goes up, must come down"
That goes for flak too.

Soon, our fickle world
will forget the war and say
"Change the channel please"

Dub and Dick on the
Road To Baghdad like Bob and
Bing without the laughs