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27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Militant lesbos
Should all be drafted to fight
Those bitches scare me.
Haiku # 27581, March 24, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Females are useless
Can't fight alongside woman
When you want to fuck her.
Haiku # 27580, March 24, 2003 6:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The iraqis will
Think that they have killed them
And be unaware
Haiku # 27579, March 24, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by A Student of Actually, that's incredibly unlikely
Look at me dancing
around the fallen 'copter!
Ooops! Now I'm on fire.
Haiku # 27578, March 24, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scarper, like abscond
But not associated with
Guilt quite so much
Haiku # 27577, March 24, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by A Student of "He has weapons of mass destruction, it's a pneumatic poking device."
Women can fight but
What happens when they begin
Menstruating?
Haiku # 27576, March 24, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Me mad at Iraq?
Nah. That's like being mad at
retarded people.
Haiku # 27575, March 24, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Limited vocab
Enlighten me as to what
Is the word "scarper."
Haiku # 27574, March 24, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What a waste of life
All those morons over there
Dying for nothing.
Haiku # 27573, March 24, 2003 6:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Women can fight too
They wouldn't need tanks as such
Saddam would scarper
Haiku # 27572, March 24, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by A Student of When you believe in things that you don't understand and you suffer...
Why do I use "our"
Instead of "are", I'm insane
Excuse the grammar.
Haiku # 27571, March 24, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
To show our loyalty
Let's be Americans and
eat and gain more weight.
Haiku # 27570, March 24, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Our obesity we wear
Like an American flag
Rice cakes our the foe.
Haiku # 27569, March 24, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If we lose weight
Stop filling our fat faces
The terrorists win.
Haiku # 27568, March 24, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We do not fight fair
But bad mouth the Iraqis
For breaking the rules.
Haiku # 27567, March 24, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Easy to be brave
Having superior weapons
This is courageous?
Haiku # 27566, March 24, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I get the feeling
That the ignorant rednecks
Our running this war.
Haiku # 27565, March 24, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why do our generals
All have thick redneck accents?
It's quite frightening.
Haiku # 27564, March 24, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We just don't realize
That we shall reap no rewards
From this dumb campaign.
Haiku # 27563, March 24, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those Pentagon guys
Continue their chest beating
They'll lie at all costs.
Haiku # 27562, March 24, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Look at our forces
Hiding behind tanks and planes
They fight like women.
Haiku # 27561, March 24, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those prisoners of war
Now have electrodes attached
To their testicles
Haiku # 27560, March 24, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When our troops our dead
I'll ejaculate into
My soiled underwear.
Haiku # 27559, March 24, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
george wallace is god...
what bird brain shot him anyhow?
he is god, like m and m candies are
Haiku # 27558, March 24, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield,IL
mango, the monkey boy is gone,
i love him, he is my lover,
i am richard larson of springfield..
Haiku # 27557, March 24, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Richard "Wankstah" Larson of Springfield, IL
jibba jabba
hahaha
dis is good
Haiku # 27556, March 24, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

cops got em

where wankstah' and tUpAc and Jabba da Hood, and Phelix da Phat?
Haiku # 27555, March 24, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
respect our viet cong captors
from that war, they tortured us,
real nice and good-like
Haiku # 27554, March 24, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by RICHARD "WANKSTAH" LARSON of Goober, WV
Monkey boy,
where are you,
my soul mate
Haiku # 27553, March 24, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
.....WELL, IS IT OR NOT?
YOU KNOW...FREAKYMODEAKY..
ONE WORD..WAZ UP?
Haiku # 27552, March 24, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
FREAKYMODEAKKY
IS ONE WORD
AINT IT?
Haiku # 27551, March 24, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
I am a bad person,
everyone should hate me,
Dont talk to me
Haiku # 27550, March 24, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
bush is a robot
bush is the robot
bush is YOUR robot
Haiku # 27549, March 24, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton, evil, deceitful
Awful mom and person in general
Why is she still here?
Haiku # 27548, March 24, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From what you imply
You believe that Bush can think?
You have been mislead
Haiku # 27547, March 24, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by A Student of Jibber Jabber
On every channel
It's war twenty-four/seven.
God bless my porn tapes!
Haiku # 27546, March 24, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Sheila Newton, left her kids
What a horrible person,
Maybe she will burn...
Haiku # 27545, March 24, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
Silly whore,
Look what you did
Haiku # 27544, March 24, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
surrounded by baloney sammiches,
oh wait a minute,
thats just iraqis...hahahaha
Haiku # 27543, March 24, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkyfield, illinois
sadam not antichrist
BUSH IS EVIL BASTAGE
sadam is too stupid to fight
Haiku # 27542, March 24, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by richard larson of sptinkyfield illinois
sadam is not antichrist
BUSH IS
sadam not smart enough to be
Haiku # 27541, March 24, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkfield, Il
The 5th Dimension
sang "What goes up, must come down"
That goes for flak too.
Haiku # 27540, March 24, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Soon, our fickle world
will forget the war and say
"Change the channel please"
Haiku # 27539, March 24, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr of Chicago
Dub and Dick on the
Road To Baghdad like Bob and
Bing without the laughs
Haiku # 27538, March 24, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by onjaysun (and Saddam in that little Dorothy Lamour burqa number)
We went to war for no reason,
Economics maybe
No reason to kill innocents...
Haiku # 27537, March 24, 2003 2:51 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illnois
Dubya, dubya in the house,
Wearin Saddam's little blouse,
Respectin each others mothers
Haiku # 27536, March 24, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Actually, that's bull
Maggie thatcher was not nice
But I object to
British involvement
The yanks will kill our soldiers
Just like the last time
Haiku # 27535, March 24, 2003 12:34 pm ET
by Talib of Caged freedom
Greetings dear Janice
Sorry about the war flames
It
Haiku # 27534, March 24, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I wish that you all
Would go easy on the hate
It harshes my buzz
Haiku # 27533, March 24, 2003 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
War is indeed hell
Did no one realize this?
Are people surprised?
Haiku # 27532, March 24, 2003 11:23 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
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