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27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

If we lose weight
Stop filling our fat faces
The terrorists win.
Haiku # 27568, March 24, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We do not fight fair
But bad mouth the Iraqis
For breaking the rules.
Haiku # 27567, March 24, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Easy to be brave
Having superior weapons
This is courageous?
Haiku # 27566, March 24, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I get the feeling
That the ignorant rednecks
Our running this war.
Haiku # 27565, March 24, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why do our generals
All have thick redneck accents?
It's quite frightening.
Haiku # 27564, March 24, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We just don't realize
That we shall reap no rewards
From this dumb campaign.
Haiku # 27563, March 24, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those Pentagon guys
Continue their chest beating
They'll lie at all costs.
Haiku # 27562, March 24, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Look at our forces
Hiding behind tanks and planes
They fight like women.
Haiku # 27561, March 24, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those prisoners of war
Now have electrodes attached
To their testicles
Haiku # 27560, March 24, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When our troops our dead
I'll ejaculate into
My soiled underwear.
Haiku # 27559, March 24, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
george wallace is god...
what bird brain shot him anyhow?
he is god, like m and m candies are
Haiku # 27558, March 24, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield,IL
mango, the monkey boy is gone,
i love him, he is my lover,
i am richard larson of springfield..
Haiku # 27557, March 24, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Richard "Wankstah" Larson of Springfield, IL
jibba jabba
hahaha
dis is good
Haiku # 27556, March 24, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

cops got em

where wankstah' and tUpAc and Jabba da Hood, and Phelix da Phat?
Haiku # 27555, March 24, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
respect our viet cong captors
from that war, they tortured us,
real nice and good-like
Haiku # 27554, March 24, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by RICHARD "WANKSTAH" LARSON of Goober, WV
Monkey boy,
where are you,
my soul mate
Haiku # 27553, March 24, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
.....WELL, IS IT OR NOT?
YOU KNOW...FREAKYMODEAKY..
ONE WORD..WAZ UP?
Haiku # 27552, March 24, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
FREAKYMODEAKKY
IS ONE WORD
AINT IT?
Haiku # 27551, March 24, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
I am a bad person,
everyone should hate me,
Dont talk to me
Haiku # 27550, March 24, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
bush is a robot
bush is the robot
bush is YOUR robot
Haiku # 27549, March 24, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton, evil, deceitful
Awful mom and person in general
Why is she still here?
Haiku # 27548, March 24, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From what you imply
You believe that Bush can think?
You have been mislead
Haiku # 27547, March 24, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by A Student of Jibber Jabber
On every channel
It's war twenty-four/seven.
God bless my porn tapes!
Haiku # 27546, March 24, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Sheila Newton, left her kids
What a horrible person,
Maybe she will burn...
Haiku # 27545, March 24, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
Silly whore,
Look what you did
Haiku # 27544, March 24, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
surrounded by baloney sammiches,
oh wait a minute,
thats just iraqis...hahahaha
Haiku # 27543, March 24, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkyfield, illinois
sadam not antichrist
BUSH IS EVIL BASTAGE
sadam is too stupid to fight
Haiku # 27542, March 24, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by richard larson of sptinkyfield illinois
sadam is not antichrist
BUSH IS
sadam not smart enough to be
Haiku # 27541, March 24, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkfield, Il
The 5th Dimension
sang "What goes up, must come down"
That goes for flak too.
Haiku # 27540, March 24, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Soon, our fickle world
will forget the war and say
"Change the channel please"
Haiku # 27539, March 24, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr of Chicago
Dub and Dick on the
Road To Baghdad like Bob and
Bing without the laughs
Haiku # 27538, March 24, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by onjaysun (and Saddam in that little Dorothy Lamour burqa number)
We went to war for no reason,
Economics maybe
No reason to kill innocents...
Haiku # 27537, March 24, 2003 2:51 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illnois
Dubya, dubya in the house,
Wearin Saddam's little blouse,
Respectin each others mothers
Haiku # 27536, March 24, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Actually, that's bull
Maggie thatcher was not nice
But I object to
British involvement
The yanks will kill our soldiers
Just like the last time
Haiku # 27535, March 24, 2003 12:34 pm ET
by Talib of Caged freedom
Greetings dear Janice
Sorry about the war flames
It
Haiku # 27534, March 24, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I wish that you all
Would go easy on the hate
It harshes my buzz
Haiku # 27533, March 24, 2003 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
War is indeed hell
Did no one realize this?
Are people surprised?
Haiku # 27532, March 24, 2003 11:23 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
I'd rather be lead
By a very evil man
Than a hypocrite
Haiku # 27531, March 24, 2003 7:45 am ET
by A Student of No yanks will be tried for war crimes because Bush ignores international law
jingoism is
another form of brainwash-
ing, think for yourselves!
Haiku # 27530, March 24, 2003 5:00 am ET
by xcdoht775400 tiki dah
But then the sanctions
Screwed Iraq up quite a lot
And were illegal
Haiku # 27529, March 24, 2003 3:17 am ET
by A Student of "He ignores UN resolutions, so we shall too."
Emaciated time line
Much to do so little time
Need a time machine
Haiku # 27528, March 24, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
You're winning the war
But it's not against Saddam
It is against you
Haiku # 27527, March 24, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Saddam is a bad man, George is a hypocrite
Like all old friends should
We have to point out when you
Have so lost your way
Haiku # 27526, March 24, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Look at it this way
You will need more protection
To come from the state
Haiku # 27525, March 24, 2003 3:07 am ET
by A Student of You privilegs will be reduced
I put my name on
I believe in what I say
Got, guts, so put yours
Haiku # 27524, March 24, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
27495
What makes you think I
Haiku # 27523, March 24, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
You misunderstood
I agree with what you said
Except sucking cock
Haiku # 27522, March 24, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Barefoot In Meadow
Came To Very Sudden Stop
Stepped In Fresh Cow Flop.
Haiku # 27521, March 23, 2003 11:17 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida USA
Anyone that cheers
The death of US soldiers
Is quite ignorant.

Janis - is there a way you can
remove my haikus from this site?
I no longer wish to be a part
of such anti-american blarg.
Haiku # 27520, March 23, 2003 8:10 pm ET
by kackarott
nobody wins war
but lots of people get killed
and then it's over
Haiku # 27519, March 23, 2003 8:01 pm ET
by ash
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