Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Scarper, like abscond
But not associated with
Guilt quite so much
Haiku # 27577 March 24, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by A Student of "He has weapons of mass destruction, it's a pneumatic poking device."
Women can fight but
What happens when they begin
Menstruating?
Haiku # 27576 March 24, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Me mad at Iraq?
Nah. That's like being mad at
retarded people.
Haiku # 27575 March 24, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Limited vocab
Enlighten me as to what
Is the word "scarper."
Haiku # 27574 March 24, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What a waste of life
All those morons over there
Dying for nothing.
Haiku # 27573 March 24, 2003 6:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Women can fight too
They wouldn't need tanks as such
Saddam would scarper
Haiku # 27572 March 24, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by A Student of When you believe in things that you don't understand and you suffer...
Why do I use "our"
Instead of "are", I'm insane
Excuse the grammar.
Haiku # 27571 March 24, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
To show our loyalty
Let's be Americans and
eat and gain more weight.
Haiku # 27570 March 24, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Our obesity we wear
Like an American flag
Rice cakes our the foe.
Haiku # 27569 March 24, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If we lose weight
Stop filling our fat faces
The terrorists win.
Haiku # 27568 March 24, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We do not fight fair
But bad mouth the Iraqis
For breaking the rules.
Haiku # 27567 March 24, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Easy to be brave
Having superior weapons
This is courageous?
Haiku # 27566 March 24, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I get the feeling
That the ignorant rednecks
Our running this war.
Haiku # 27565 March 24, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why do our generals
All have thick redneck accents?
It's quite frightening.
Haiku # 27564 March 24, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We just don't realize
That we shall reap no rewards
From this dumb campaign.
Haiku # 27563 March 24, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those Pentagon guys
Continue their chest beating
They'll lie at all costs.
Haiku # 27562 March 24, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Look at our forces
Hiding behind tanks and planes
They fight like women.
Haiku # 27561 March 24, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those prisoners of war
Now have electrodes attached
To their testicles
Haiku # 27560 March 24, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When our troops our dead
I'll ejaculate into
My soiled underwear.
Haiku # 27559 March 24, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
george wallace is god...
what bird brain shot him anyhow?
he is god, like m and m candies are
Haiku # 27558 March 24, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield,IL
mango, the monkey boy is gone,
i love him, he is my lover,
i am richard larson of springfield..
Haiku # 27557 March 24, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Richard "Wankstah" Larson of Springfield, IL
jibba jabba
hahaha
dis is good
Haiku # 27556 March 24, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

cops got em

where wankstah' and tUpAc and Jabba da Hood, and Phelix da Phat?
Haiku # 27555 March 24, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
respect our viet cong captors
from that war, they tortured us,
real nice and good-like
Haiku # 27554 March 24, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by RICHARD "WANKSTAH" LARSON of Goober, WV
Monkey boy,
where are you,
my soul mate
Haiku # 27553 March 24, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
.....WELL, IS IT OR NOT?
YOU KNOW...FREAKYMODEAKY..
ONE WORD..WAZ UP?
Haiku # 27552 March 24, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
FREAKYMODEAKKY
IS ONE WORD
AINT IT?
Haiku # 27551 March 24, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
I am a bad person,
everyone should hate me,
Dont talk to me
Haiku # 27550 March 24, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
bush is a robot
bush is the robot
bush is YOUR robot
Haiku # 27549 March 24, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton, evil, deceitful
Awful mom and person in general
Why is she still here?
Haiku # 27548 March 24, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From what you imply
You believe that Bush can think?
You have been mislead
Haiku # 27547 March 24, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by A Student of Jibber Jabber
On every channel
It's war twenty-four/seven.
God bless my porn tapes!
Haiku # 27546 March 24, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Sheila Newton, left her kids
What a horrible person,
Maybe she will burn...
Haiku # 27545 March 24, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
Silly whore,
Look what you did
Haiku # 27544 March 24, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
surrounded by baloney sammiches,
oh wait a minute,
thats just iraqis...hahahaha
Haiku # 27543 March 24, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkyfield, illinois
sadam not antichrist
BUSH IS EVIL BASTAGE
sadam is too stupid to fight
Haiku # 27542 March 24, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by richard larson of sptinkyfield illinois
sadam is not antichrist
BUSH IS
sadam not smart enough to be
Haiku # 27541 March 24, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkfield, Il
The 5th Dimension
sang "What goes up, must come down"
That goes for flak too.
Haiku # 27540 March 24, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Soon, our fickle world
will forget the war and say
"Change the channel please"
Haiku # 27539 March 24, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr of Chicago
Dub and Dick on the
Road To Baghdad like Bob and
Bing without the laughs
Haiku # 27538 March 24, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by onjaysun (and Saddam in that little Dorothy Lamour burqa number)
We went to war for no reason,
Economics maybe
No reason to kill innocents...
Haiku # 27537 March 24, 2003 2:51 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illnois
Dubya, dubya in the house,
Wearin Saddam's little blouse,
Respectin each others mothers
Haiku # 27536 March 24, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Actually, that's bull
Maggie thatcher was not nice
But I object to
British involvement
The yanks will kill our soldiers
Just like the last time
Haiku # 27535 March 24, 2003 12:34 pm ET
by Talib of Caged freedom
Greetings dear Janice
Sorry about the war flames
It
Haiku # 27534 March 24, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I wish that you all
Would go easy on the hate
It harshes my buzz
Haiku # 27533 March 24, 2003 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
War is indeed hell
Did no one realize this?
Are people surprised?
Haiku # 27532 March 24, 2003 11:23 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
I'd rather be lead
By a very evil man
Than a hypocrite
Haiku # 27531 March 24, 2003 7:45 am ET
by A Student of No yanks will be tried for war crimes because Bush ignores international law
jingoism is
another form of brainwash-
ing, think for yourselves!
Haiku # 27530 March 24, 2003 5:00 am ET
by xcdoht775400 tiki dah
But then the sanctions
Screwed Iraq up quite a lot
And were illegal
Haiku # 27529 March 24, 2003 3:17 am ET
by A Student of "He ignores UN resolutions, so we shall too."
Emaciated time line
Much to do so little time
Need a time machine
Haiku # 27528 March 24, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress