Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

u.s. isn't weak
woefully simplistic - yes!
but then, might makes right
Haiku # 27600, March 24, 2003 7:48 pm ET
by ash
In 1000 years
We will laugh at this era
from our domes on mars.
Haiku # 27599, March 24, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
America has
issues, yes. But being weak?
That's not one of them.
Haiku # 27598, March 24, 2003 7:38 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Buildings collapse on
9/11 and you thought
there wouldn't be war?
Haiku # 27597, March 24, 2003 7:36 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
"Don't eat brown acid"
Heard all over at Woodstock.
"Oh NOW they tell me".
Haiku # 27596, March 24, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
LSD reaches
The epicenter of all
Creative mindscapes.
Haiku # 27595, March 24, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
On my fourth plateau
My body does not exist
All is energy.
Haiku # 27594, March 24, 2003 7:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Psychodelics rock
Wasn't for acid I would
Be mighty pissed off.
Haiku # 27593, March 24, 2003 7:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Drop some acid
And pop open the third eye
It's all meaningless.
Haiku # 27592, March 24, 2003 7:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
U.S. working on
"Precision Guided Nuclear
Warhead"--God bless double speak.
Haiku # 27591, March 24, 2003 6:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the first rule of spin :
"a quick war is a good war"
over by christmas
Haiku # 27590, March 24, 2003 6:45 pm ET
by ash
I can't believe this!
We actually have to fight!
Oh shit! We're all screwed
Haiku # 27589, March 24, 2003 6:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
This is our mindset--
"How dare they resist our force
They must be cheating."

Haiku # 27588, March 24, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
guess they misjudged it
all hail the liberators
oops! hail of bullets
Haiku # 27587, March 24, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by ash
you can believe us
our weapons are accurate
like our press reports
Haiku # 27586, March 24, 2003 6:31 pm ET
by ash
We feel offended
That the Iraqi soldiers
Should even fight back.
Haiku # 27585, March 24, 2003 6:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Take no prisoners
A war should be a war, not
A sporting event.
Haiku # 27584, March 24, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i don't quite get it -
if we censor the corpses
then nobody died ?
Haiku # 27583, March 24, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by ash
show no prisoners
don't broadcast them body parts
we want a clean war
Haiku # 27582, March 24, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by ash
Militant lesbos
Should all be drafted to fight
Those bitches scare me.
Haiku # 27581, March 24, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Females are useless
Can't fight alongside woman
When you want to fuck her.
Haiku # 27580, March 24, 2003 6:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The iraqis will
Think that they have killed them
And be unaware
Haiku # 27579, March 24, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by A Student of Actually, that's incredibly unlikely
Look at me dancing
around the fallen 'copter!
Ooops! Now I'm on fire.
Haiku # 27578, March 24, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scarper, like abscond
But not associated with
Guilt quite so much
Haiku # 27577, March 24, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by A Student of "He has weapons of mass destruction, it's a pneumatic poking device."
Women can fight but
What happens when they begin
Menstruating?
Haiku # 27576, March 24, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Me mad at Iraq?
Nah. That's like being mad at
retarded people.
Haiku # 27575, March 24, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Limited vocab
Enlighten me as to what
Is the word "scarper."
Haiku # 27574, March 24, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What a waste of life
All those morons over there
Dying for nothing.
Haiku # 27573, March 24, 2003 6:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Women can fight too
They wouldn't need tanks as such
Saddam would scarper
Haiku # 27572, March 24, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by A Student of When you believe in things that you don't understand and you suffer...
Why do I use "our"
Instead of "are", I'm insane
Excuse the grammar.
Haiku # 27571, March 24, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
To show our loyalty
Let's be Americans and
eat and gain more weight.
Haiku # 27570, March 24, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Our obesity we wear
Like an American flag
Rice cakes our the foe.
Haiku # 27569, March 24, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If we lose weight
Stop filling our fat faces
The terrorists win.
Haiku # 27568, March 24, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We do not fight fair
But bad mouth the Iraqis
For breaking the rules.
Haiku # 27567, March 24, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Easy to be brave
Having superior weapons
This is courageous?
Haiku # 27566, March 24, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I get the feeling
That the ignorant rednecks
Our running this war.
Haiku # 27565, March 24, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why do our generals
All have thick redneck accents?
It's quite frightening.
Haiku # 27564, March 24, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We just don't realize
That we shall reap no rewards
From this dumb campaign.
Haiku # 27563, March 24, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those Pentagon guys
Continue their chest beating
They'll lie at all costs.
Haiku # 27562, March 24, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Look at our forces
Hiding behind tanks and planes
They fight like women.
Haiku # 27561, March 24, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those prisoners of war
Now have electrodes attached
To their testicles
Haiku # 27560, March 24, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When our troops our dead
I'll ejaculate into
My soiled underwear.
Haiku # 27559, March 24, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
george wallace is god...
what bird brain shot him anyhow?
he is god, like m and m candies are
Haiku # 27558, March 24, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield,IL
mango, the monkey boy is gone,
i love him, he is my lover,
i am richard larson of springfield..
Haiku # 27557, March 24, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Richard "Wankstah" Larson of Springfield, IL
jibba jabba
hahaha
dis is good
Haiku # 27556, March 24, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

cops got em

where wankstah' and tUpAc and Jabba da Hood, and Phelix da Phat?
Haiku # 27555, March 24, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
respect our viet cong captors
from that war, they tortured us,
real nice and good-like
Haiku # 27554, March 24, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by RICHARD "WANKSTAH" LARSON of Goober, WV
Monkey boy,
where are you,
my soul mate
Haiku # 27553, March 24, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
.....WELL, IS IT OR NOT?
YOU KNOW...FREAKYMODEAKY..
ONE WORD..WAZ UP?
Haiku # 27552, March 24, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
FREAKYMODEAKKY
IS ONE WORD
AINT IT?
Haiku # 27551, March 24, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Richard Whiznant Keith of Scungo, WA
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