Turkey Jizz in Summer
Bad Raincoat, Bad Raincoat!
Arfy The Dog...In Heat...

Breastesess for me
I gotta hab dem for dinner
and snakesses

summer days drag on
in belize we will Go Slow
time will not matter

damn my nose to hell
thought i was going to die
coughed up both my lungs

Ode to the Dude

The Chinaman pees
Im here to fix dein cable
I am the Walrus...

time: not on my side
need more hours in the day...
prefer less to do

Confession day looms
Dark box, hard seat, spill your soul
Don't forget condom

The priest cuddle toy
Has a penis, pull it hard
Alter Boy play toy

I have to go now
Diabetic, so must eat
Check you out latter

Thanks Ash made me laugh
I admire how your mind works
How do you do it

haiku are like farts
if you try and force yourself
you end up with shit

Suppose its fair
The dog eats all the bird food
A strange little chap

Wood pigeon on fence
Squirrel runs across the grass
Race for the dog food

Smudged and hazy view
Blue sky through dirty windows
Must clean them some day

Come Ash inspire us
Please put on your thinking cap
Give us that insight

Of you past archives
You have written such a lot
I have read many

Ash nice to read you
We really need your approach
So glad you came back

explore the archives
eighteen hundred and nine hits
though not all are mine

On television
Man

Hey where are you ash
You

Hey where are you ash
You

I should be asleep;
I sit here instead, slouching
Hey, there's my pillow.

Oh, my Grow-A-Date!
My aunt thinks she's humorous.
Tupperware girlfriend.

Maybe they should start
With the U.S. and Britain
Because there's none there

U.S. and Britain
To bring democracy to
Places that have none

Not so clever, ash?
You can't win wars fighting evil
If your are evil

More immortal lines
It

A child of a child
Only just thirteen it said
And looking so proud
.
Newspapers tell us
This baby has herself a child
Heart go

oops..
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some GOOD friends

helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some god friends

My guys are the best
Cornea and Frank rock on
can't wait to slam dunk!

reach attainable
summit of glorious words
piled amidst horror

granny slips me one
a gloomy cock, roomy cock
slipping into soul

granny lurks in gloom
waiting to slip into thought
granny has a cock

more and more haiku
less and less memorable
grandma has a cock

The monkey has legs
But it does not always run
Sometimes it sits down

Hey frank liked that one
Ode to alcohol reads well
Wish I

The Immortal lines
Welcome darkness my old friend
Simon Garfuncle

"Here's to alcohol,
The cause of and solution
to, all life's problems."

Bobby J, I feel
For you and her. The girl from
The desert is cool.

Worrysome events
What will come next, we don't know
Maybe tomorrow

So just what is it
The time line Chronology
Us getting older

Red Kite gliding by
Exquisite bird on still wings
I long to join you

Any one had piles
I sure don

A drophammer is
Gravity forging hammer
Or a Pile driver

Two cultural groups Lived
By Rivers in Babylon
Sumerians Akkadians

MESOPOTAMIA
City of Akkad between
Tigris Euphrates

At Akkadia
Carborundum erasure
By David Dodsworth

stinky man slinks by
haunting hallways and the cubes
with his rotten stench

We need a leader
Who will overturn bad laws
Enacted by Bush