Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

damn my nose to hell
thought i was going to die
coughed up both my lungs
Haiku # 26878, March 11, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Ode to the Dude

The Chinaman pees
Im here to fix dein cable
I am the Walrus...
Haiku # 26877, March 11, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
time: not on my side
need more hours in the day...
prefer less to do
Haiku # 26876, March 11, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Confession day looms
Dark box, hard seat, spill your soul
Don't forget condom
Haiku # 26875, March 11, 2003 11:30 am ET
by yammahoper
The priest cuddle toy
Has a penis, pull it hard
Alter Boy play toy
Haiku # 26874, March 11, 2003 11:17 am ET
by yammahoper
I have to go now
Diabetic, so must eat
Check you out latter
Haiku # 26873, March 11, 2003 7:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Thanks Ash made me laugh
I admire how your mind works
How do you do it
Haiku # 26872, March 11, 2003 6:57 am ET
by William Nippress
haiku are like farts
if you try and force yourself
you end up with shit
Haiku # 26871, March 11, 2003 6:53 am ET
by ash
Suppose its fair
The dog eats all the bird food
A strange little chap
Haiku # 26870, March 11, 2003 6:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Wood pigeon on fence
Squirrel runs across the grass
Race for the dog food
Haiku # 26869, March 11, 2003 6:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Smudged and hazy view
Blue sky through dirty windows
Must clean them some day
Haiku # 26868, March 11, 2003 6:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Come Ash inspire us
Please put on your thinking cap
Give us that insight
Haiku # 26867, March 11, 2003 6:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Of you past archives
You have written such a lot
I have read many
Haiku # 26866, March 11, 2003 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Ash nice to read you
We really need your approach
So glad you came back
Haiku # 26865, March 11, 2003 6:01 am ET
by William Nippress
explore the archives
eighteen hundred and nine hits
though not all are mine
Haiku # 26864, March 11, 2003 5:53 am ET
by ash
On television
Man
Haiku # 26863, March 11, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Hey where are you ash
You
Haiku # 26862, March 11, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Hey where are you ash
You
Haiku # 26861, March 11, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
I should be asleep;
I sit here instead, slouching
Hey, there's my pillow.
Haiku # 26860, March 11, 2003 4:29 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Oh, my Grow-A-Date!
My aunt thinks she's humorous.
Tupperware girlfriend.
Haiku # 26859, March 11, 2003 4:24 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Maybe they should start
With the U.S. and Britain
Because there's none there
Haiku # 26858, March 11, 2003 4:13 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
U.S. and Britain
To bring democracy to
Places that have none
Haiku # 26857, March 11, 2003 4:13 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Not so clever, ash?
You can't win wars fighting evil
If your are evil
Haiku # 26856, March 11, 2003 4:12 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
More immortal lines
It
Haiku # 26855, March 11, 2003 3:51 am ET
by William Nippress
A child of a child
Only just thirteen it said
And looking so proud
.
Newspapers tell us
This baby has herself a child
Heart go
Haiku # 26854, March 11, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
oops..
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some GOOD friends
Haiku # 26853, March 10, 2003 7:56 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some god friends
Haiku # 26852, March 10, 2003 7:54 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
My guys are the best
Cornea and Frank rock on
can't wait to slam dunk!
Haiku # 26851, March 10, 2003 7:49 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
reach attainable
summit of glorious words
piled amidst horror
Haiku # 26850, March 10, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
granny slips me one
a gloomy cock, roomy cock
slipping into soul
Haiku # 26849, March 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
granny lurks in gloom
waiting to slip into thought
granny has a cock
Haiku # 26848, March 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
more and more haiku
less and less memorable
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 26847, March 10, 2003 7:13 pm ET
by ash
The monkey has legs
But it does not always run
Sometimes it sits down
Haiku # 26846, March 10, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Hey frank liked that one
Ode to alcohol reads well
Wish I
Haiku # 26845, March 10, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
The Immortal lines
Welcome darkness my old friend
Simon Garfuncle
Haiku # 26844, March 10, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Here's to alcohol,
The cause of and solution
to, all life's problems."
Haiku # 26843, March 10, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Bobby J, I feel
For you and her. The girl from
The desert is cool.
Haiku # 26842, March 10, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Worrysome events
What will come next, we don't know
Maybe tomorrow
Haiku # 26841, March 10, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
So just what is it
The time line Chronology
Us getting older
Haiku # 26840, March 10, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Red Kite gliding by
Exquisite bird on still wings
I long to join you
Haiku # 26839, March 10, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress it is mine, forgot to put name on
Any one had piles
I sure don
Haiku # 26838, March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
A drophammer is
Gravity forging hammer
Or a Pile driver
Haiku # 26837, March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Two cultural groups Lived
By Rivers in Babylon
Sumerians Akkadians
Haiku # 26836, March 10, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
MESOPOTAMIA
City of Akkad between
Tigris Euphrates
Haiku # 26835, March 10, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
At Akkadia
Carborundum erasure
By David Dodsworth
Haiku # 26834, March 10, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
stinky man slinks by
haunting hallways and the cubes
with his rotten stench
Haiku # 26833, March 10, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
We need a leader
Who will overturn bad laws
Enacted by Bush
Haiku # 26832, March 10, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Throw Bush in the sea?
Nay! Hold him without counsel
Let him rot in jail.
Haiku # 26831, March 10, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
why can't she be kind?
forked tounge and rolling eyes
turning other's thoughts...
Haiku # 26830, March 10, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Give him to the sea
Or maybe that should be this:
Throw him in the sea
Haiku # 26829, March 10, 2003 12:57 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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