Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 318 Days and 78440 Haiku later...
Hey where are you ash
You
Haiku # 26861 ↗ March 11, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
I should be asleep;
I sit here instead, slouching
Hey, there's my pillow.
Haiku # 26860 ↗ March 11, 2003 4:29 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Oh, my Grow-A-Date!
My aunt thinks she's humorous.
Tupperware girlfriend.
Haiku # 26859 ↗ March 11, 2003 4:24 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Maybe they should start
With the U.S. and Britain
Because there's none there
Haiku # 26858 ↗ March 11, 2003 4:13 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
U.S. and Britain
To bring democracy to
Places that have none
Haiku # 26857 ↗ March 11, 2003 4:13 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Not so clever, ash?
You can't win wars fighting evil
If your are evil
Haiku # 26856 ↗ March 11, 2003 4:12 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
More immortal lines
It
Haiku # 26855 ↗ March 11, 2003 3:51 am ET
by William Nippress
A child of a child
Only just thirteen it said
And looking so proud
.
Newspapers tell us
This baby has herself a child
Heart go
Haiku # 26854 ↗ March 11, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
oops..
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some GOOD friends
Haiku # 26853 ↗ March 10, 2003 7:56 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
helpful words from friends
they are appreciated
you are some god friends
Haiku # 26852 ↗ March 10, 2003 7:54 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
My guys are the best
Cornea and Frank rock on
can't wait to slam dunk!
Haiku # 26851 ↗ March 10, 2003 7:49 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
reach attainable
summit of glorious words
piled amidst horror
Haiku # 26850 ↗ March 10, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
granny slips me one
a gloomy cock, roomy cock
slipping into soul
Haiku # 26849 ↗ March 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
granny lurks in gloom
waiting to slip into thought
granny has a cock
Haiku # 26848 ↗ March 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
more and more haiku
less and less memorable
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 26847 ↗ March 10, 2003 7:13 pm ET
by ash
The monkey has legs
But it does not always run
Sometimes it sits down
Haiku # 26846 ↗ March 10, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Hey frank liked that one
Ode to alcohol reads well
Wish I
Haiku # 26845 ↗ March 10, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
The Immortal lines
Welcome darkness my old friend
Simon Garfuncle
Haiku # 26844 ↗ March 10, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Here's to alcohol,
The cause of and solution
to, all life's problems."
Haiku # 26843 ↗ March 10, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Bobby J, I feel
For you and her. The girl from
The desert is cool.
Haiku # 26842 ↗ March 10, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Worrysome events
What will come next, we don't know
Maybe tomorrow
Haiku # 26841 ↗ March 10, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
So just what is it
The time line Chronology
Us getting older
Haiku # 26840 ↗ March 10, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Red Kite gliding by
Exquisite bird on still wings
I long to join you
Haiku # 26839 ↗ March 10, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress it is mine, forgot to put name on
Any one had piles
I sure don
Haiku # 26838 ↗ March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
A drophammer is
Gravity forging hammer
Or a Pile driver
Haiku # 26837 ↗ March 10, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Two cultural groups Lived
By Rivers in Babylon
Sumerians Akkadians
Haiku # 26836 ↗ March 10, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
MESOPOTAMIA
City of Akkad between
Tigris Euphrates
Haiku # 26835 ↗ March 10, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
At Akkadia
Carborundum erasure
By David Dodsworth
Haiku # 26834 ↗ March 10, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
stinky man slinks by
haunting hallways and the cubes
with his rotten stench
Haiku # 26833 ↗ March 10, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
We need a leader
Who will overturn bad laws
Enacted by Bush
Haiku # 26832 ↗ March 10, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Throw Bush in the sea?
Nay! Hold him without counsel
Let him rot in jail.
Haiku # 26831 ↗ March 10, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
why can't she be kind?
forked tounge and rolling eyes
turning other's thoughts...
Haiku # 26830 ↗ March 10, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Give him to the sea
Or maybe that should be this:
Throw him in the sea
Haiku # 26829 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:57 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
We're not having bush
In theory we're liberal
And educated
Haiku # 26828 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
You can have the blair
Although it will confuse him
No bush to suck on
Haiku # 26827 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
pet badger loves me
more than you should know
ball peen hammer
Haiku # 26826 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:53 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
poop in my poop
poop and more poop, sir
poopy pooper poop
Haiku # 26825 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
people in my poop
waiting for you to get
cant feed the birds
Haiku # 26824 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
worms in my poop
sifting through my life
feeding the birds
Haiku # 26823 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:49 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
damn my allergies
head hurts, can't breath, have no voice
i have to move soon!
Haiku # 26822 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Saw Tony Blair on
MTV...can we switch and
send Dub England bound?
Haiku # 26821 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:43 pm ET
by onjaysun (UK might hate him, but he speaks more better than ours)
peanuts in my poop
sometimes there is wandering corn
feed the wild birds
Haiku # 26820 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
can take care of it,
all you have to do is play
the assassin song
Haiku # 26819 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
The trains! Unarranged!
The El Armpito Express
Now boarding. Move on.
Haiku # 26818 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Who's driving this car?
Backseat screaming as grandpa
Nods off at the wheel.
Haiku # 26817 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
come home 'high' on love
open door...hit by a train
coming down hurts so...
Haiku # 26816 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
O, El Armpito!
I have been in your funk waft.
Downwind, not again!
Haiku # 26815 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
when the present hurts,
hard to dream of the future
love aids survival
Haiku # 26814 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
your love makes me strong
i long to be with you, Love
you are all i need
Haiku # 26813 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Ricky and Stevie
Wondertwins of nasty love
Such a cute couple.
Haiku # 26812 ↗ March 10, 2003 12:13 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia