Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

I want to flame Saint
But Haiku gods crash the page
404 - Not Found
Haiku # 26811, March 10, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I am Rick
Super gayness all around
Used condoms
Haiku # 26810, March 10, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by Rick Larson of Springfield, Illinois
March, anal health month
Come Probe my anus will you
Only if you are male
Haiku # 26809, March 10, 2003 11:56 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Am I a homo
If I am attracted to
Chicks with great big dicks
Haiku # 26808, March 10, 2003 11:54 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
Haiku # 26806, March 10, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
my gayness is complete
meat slapping the portal
pleasure and pain
Haiku # 26805, March 10, 2003 11:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am your heaven
i'll hold you till it's over
i hope love is strong
Haiku # 26804, March 10, 2003 11:18 am ET
by tiger of vegas
My kidney hurts daily
My left one of course
Pain without relent
Haiku # 26803, March 10, 2003 11:18 am ET
by Richard G. Larson of Illinois
Frogs scare me badly
Bulging eyes and croaking sounds
Don't forget the warts
Haiku # 26802, March 10, 2003 10:52 am ET
by Steven Reents of Illinois
Health of my anus
Is a priority, Yes
Exit only please
Haiku # 26801, March 10, 2003 10:48 am ET
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I get bored easy
Two years is my maximum
Then have to move on
Haiku # 26800, March 10, 2003 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
How did you stand it
Seven years such a long time
I
Haiku # 26799, March 10, 2003 8:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Seven-year project -
Tonight a major footstep,
Then only one more
Haiku # 26798, March 10, 2003 4:28 am ET
by R. of PT
It used to be fun,
Now I write much less haiku -
Good for human kind...
Haiku # 26797, March 10, 2003 4:20 am ET
by R. of PT
Inseminator
Sorry I
Haiku # 26796, March 10, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Cheeps is for chickens
A common mistake I fear
But not for the fruit
Haiku # 26795, March 10, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Had fruit for breakfast
It has to be good for you
Quite tasty and cheep
Haiku # 26794, March 10, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
looking for my home,
changes scare the most loving,
and wear down the loved.
Haiku # 26791, March 10, 2003 12:34 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
monotony breaks,
you take what belongs to you,
then give all you have.
Haiku # 26790, March 10, 2003 12:15 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
chains of love that bind,
are the same chains that pull you,
one to the other.
Haiku # 26789, March 10, 2003 12:11 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
life: quite frustrating
would like to wake in heaven
for i am in hell
Haiku # 26788, March 10, 2003 12:06 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
fam' wants me to choose
between them and my true love
they don't want to lose...
Haiku # 26787, March 9, 2003 11:43 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx.
But it makes a change
Which adds colour to the page
In quite a rude way
Haiku # 26786, March 9, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
No, I was talking
Of your general haiku
If you'd call it that
Haiku # 26785, March 9, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Light dusting of snow
Wild birds call to each other
Sound of wilderness
Haiku # 26784, March 9, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thanks so very much
Do you mean the one that spells
F U C K Y O U
Well at least the first letters
Haiku # 26783, March 9, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In english haiku
There are no proper strict rules
Hence AP's haiku
Haiku # 26782, March 9, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by A Student of fuckoffmoxie
The rules of Haiku
Avoid adverbs and adjectives
Well that
Haiku # 26781, March 9, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
For all your bad words
Unless you understand them
Could you be more wrong
Kindly don
Haiku # 26780, March 9, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mania it is
But life without challenges
Is death to the soul
Haiku # 26779, March 9, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
I try very hard
But my work seems to vex you
Is my Haiku poor
Haiku # 26778, March 9, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Some are too lucky
Talking of things such as sleep
I wish I could sleep
Haiku # 26777, March 9, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
spring jumps up and lives
after a long night of sleep
boner in the morn
Haiku # 26776, March 9, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by thunder stork of edit yourself nippress
The stong believer
Fails to see his actions are
Not what he believes
Haiku # 26775, March 9, 2003 10:34 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
the obsessed writer
not seeing his mania
fails to stop himself
Haiku # 26774, March 9, 2003 6:28 am ET
by ash
Life
Haiku # 26773, March 9, 2003 5:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Men have penises
Unless you have just found it
Please leave it alone
Haiku # 26772, March 9, 2003 4:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
1/Season
Haiku # 26771, March 9, 2003 3:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Its Sunday morning
I
Haiku # 26770, March 9, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William
#1 Stunner
likes to take it up the ass:
mmm penis penis.
Haiku # 26769, March 9, 2003 2:56 am ET
by #2 Stunner of sc
The ideal form of
masturbation for me is
women giving head.
Haiku # 26768, March 9, 2003 2:38 am ET
by #1 Stunna of making a long-awaited and glorious return
tumbled by big surf
bathers peeled down to my waist
sand in odd places
Haiku # 26767, March 8, 2003 8:27 pm ET
by mellie, yeah, I was dumped too :-)
Midgets come for me
Whatever will I do now
Kill the little fucks
Haiku # 26766, March 8, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Steven "Shorty" Reents of Illinois
Blood sugar is low
Diabetic insistence
Tells me I must eat
Haiku # 26765, March 8, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
Age gives us wisdom
Only wish I was sixteen
I
Haiku # 26764, March 8, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
A bad idea
Do a charity event, awake
For thirty six hours
Haiku # 26763, March 8, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
What is in a name
That some others should steal it
Maybe jealousy
Haiku # 26762, March 8, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by William Nippress

Is this really ash
Or is it his imposter
Only he will know
Haiku # 26761, March 8, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where did the day go
I just turned around it was gone
I
Haiku # 26760, March 8, 2003 10:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Came into this world
Born in Edo now Tokyo
Works of art his joy
Haiku # 26759, March 8, 2003 10:05 am ET
by William Nippress
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