Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
A bad idea
Do a charity event, awake
For thirty six hours
Haiku # 26763 March 8, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
What is in a name
That some others should steal it
Maybe jealousy
Haiku # 26762 March 8, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by William Nippress

Is this really ash
Or is it his imposter
Only he will know
Haiku # 26761 March 8, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where did the day go
I just turned around it was gone
I
Haiku # 26760 March 8, 2003 10:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Came into this world
Born in Edo now Tokyo
Works of art his joy
Haiku # 26759 March 8, 2003 10:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Master of his art
The farmer of Katsushika
Prints so wonderful
Haiku # 26758 March 8, 2003 10:05 am ET
by William Nippress
You will know his work
The great wave or breaking wave
His name Hokusai
Haiku # 26757 March 8, 2003 10:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Here they come again
Where do they come from and go
Wheeling in the sky
Haiku # 26756 March 8, 2003 9:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Thousand rooks fly
I
Haiku # 26755 March 8, 2003 9:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Sounds so exciting
Explorer on the radio
He
Haiku # 26754 March 8, 2003 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Life
Haiku # 26753 March 8, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Masks hanging on wall
Hidden faces at a ball
Wish I knew them all

Haiku # 26752 March 8, 2003 6:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Polzeth is the spot
By the Camel estuary
Right by the wide mouth
Haiku # 26751 March 8, 2003 6:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Tried surfing last year
I loved the momentum
In Cornwall I went
Haiku # 26750 March 8, 2003 6:31 am ET
by William Nippress
My coffee
Haiku # 26749 March 8, 2003 6:28 am ET
by William Nippress
tumbled by big surf
white saline effervescence
sand in my bathers
Haiku # 26748 March 8, 2003 6:26 am ET
by ash
Cars out of action
Where I go I have to walk
Is that what legs for
Haiku # 26747 March 8, 2003 6:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Grey sky hanging low
Gloomy clouds heavy with rain
Winds waiting to blow
Haiku # 26746 March 8, 2003 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
All politicians
Will tell you what you wanted
But some time later
Haiku # 26745 March 8, 2003 6:09 am ET
by William Nippress
What is it I want?
I do not know wish I did
You
Haiku # 26744 March 8, 2003 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Tried some religion
I said show me a Christian
They can
Haiku # 26743 March 8, 2003 5:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Give me a bottle,
cup, glass, keg, pint, gallon jug...
just get me some beer
Haiku # 26742 March 7, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Good night, time for bed
Early rise, been up since six
So bed now, been fed
Haiku # 26741 March 7, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by W
New life
Haiku # 26740 March 7, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
But I thought that spring
was the season heralding
a return to LIFE?
Haiku # 26739 March 7, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sigh
So tired tonight
It
Haiku # 26738 March 7, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
I open my eyes
when I realize I am healed
surprise...all at once.
Haiku # 26737 March 7, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by sunshower
You know who likes you
When your backs against the wall
Can you count them all
Haiku # 26736 March 7, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Well-ended Janice
It was nice of you to help
How did you do it
Haiku # 26735 March 7, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
WalMart girl wearing
hip-huggers, how can this man
just say no to crack?
Haiku # 26734 March 7, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by onjayson (luv the retro trends)
Gone are some entries
That broke the site... Sorry but
I had to do it
Haiku # 26733 March 7, 2003 11:00 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Haiku # 26732 March 7, 2003 8:20 am ET
by A Student of Even better, a good Bush pastime
Haiku # 26731 March 7, 2003 8:13 am ET
by A Student of That'll make the U.S. safe again
I know what to do
Following Bush's logic
To stop this Moxie
Haiku # 26730 March 7, 2003 7:51 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
How sad for moxie
Why is he oh so hated
Is he so nasty
Haiku # 26729 March 7, 2003 7:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 26728 March 7, 2003 5:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuck...
Haiku # 26727 March 7, 2003 5:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxie
Haiku # 26726 March 7, 2003 5:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxie...
Haiku # 26725 March 7, 2003 5:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
George Bush's answers:
Support people who kill arabs
And then kill some too
Haiku # 26724 March 7, 2003 5:28 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
God bless the soldiers
But if one iraqi dies
Send them all to hell
Haiku # 26723 March 7, 2003 3:23 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Life
Haiku # 26722 March 7, 2003 3:22 am ET
by William Nippress
The outer skin pierced
The newborn springs into life
Satan takes new form
Haiku # 26721 March 7, 2003 3:21 am ET
by A Student of What does threat mean, George? "He has a moustache?"
You have but one life
Try to be true to yourself
There
Haiku # 26720 March 7, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Possessions own you
Not the other way around
Live life for yourself
Haiku # 26719 March 7, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Value your true friends
Finally that
Haiku # 26718 March 7, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The days pass by fast
When young a years forever
Now they just don
Haiku # 26717 March 7, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Serene evening
Suns dipped below Horizon
Welcome gentle night
Haiku # 26716 March 7, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
All Mans ambition
Soaring high on gossamer wings
Escaping earths pull
Haiku # 26715 March 7, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Fast clouds skitter by
Adding texture in the sky
At least they can fly
Haiku # 26714 March 7, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress