Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
You will know his work
The great wave or breaking wave
His name Hokusai
Haiku # 26757 March 8, 2003 10:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Here they come again
Where do they come from and go
Wheeling in the sky
Haiku # 26756 March 8, 2003 9:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Thousand rooks fly
I
Haiku # 26755 March 8, 2003 9:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Sounds so exciting
Explorer on the radio
He
Haiku # 26754 March 8, 2003 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Life
Haiku # 26753 March 8, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Masks hanging on wall
Hidden faces at a ball
Wish I knew them all

Haiku # 26752 March 8, 2003 6:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Polzeth is the spot
By the Camel estuary
Right by the wide mouth
Haiku # 26751 March 8, 2003 6:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Tried surfing last year
I loved the momentum
In Cornwall I went
Haiku # 26750 March 8, 2003 6:31 am ET
by William Nippress
My coffee
Haiku # 26749 March 8, 2003 6:28 am ET
by William Nippress
tumbled by big surf
white saline effervescence
sand in my bathers
Haiku # 26748 March 8, 2003 6:26 am ET
by ash
Cars out of action
Where I go I have to walk
Is that what legs for
Haiku # 26747 March 8, 2003 6:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Grey sky hanging low
Gloomy clouds heavy with rain
Winds waiting to blow
Haiku # 26746 March 8, 2003 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
All politicians
Will tell you what you wanted
But some time later
Haiku # 26745 March 8, 2003 6:09 am ET
by William Nippress
What is it I want?
I do not know wish I did
You
Haiku # 26744 March 8, 2003 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Tried some religion
I said show me a Christian
They can
Haiku # 26743 March 8, 2003 5:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Give me a bottle,
cup, glass, keg, pint, gallon jug...
just get me some beer
Haiku # 26742 March 7, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Good night, time for bed
Early rise, been up since six
So bed now, been fed
Haiku # 26741 March 7, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by W
New life
Haiku # 26740 March 7, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
But I thought that spring
was the season heralding
a return to LIFE?
Haiku # 26739 March 7, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sigh
So tired tonight
It
Haiku # 26738 March 7, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
I open my eyes
when I realize I am healed
surprise...all at once.
Haiku # 26737 March 7, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by sunshower
You know who likes you
When your backs against the wall
Can you count them all
Haiku # 26736 March 7, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Well-ended Janice
It was nice of you to help
How did you do it
Haiku # 26735 March 7, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
WalMart girl wearing
hip-huggers, how can this man
just say no to crack?
Haiku # 26734 March 7, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by onjayson (luv the retro trends)
Gone are some entries
That broke the site... Sorry but
I had to do it
Haiku # 26733 March 7, 2003 11:00 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Haiku # 26732 March 7, 2003 8:20 am ET
by A Student of Even better, a good Bush pastime
Haiku # 26731 March 7, 2003 8:13 am ET
by A Student of That'll make the U.S. safe again
I know what to do
Following Bush's logic
To stop this Moxie
Haiku # 26730 March 7, 2003 7:51 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
How sad for moxie
Why is he oh so hated
Is he so nasty
Haiku # 26729 March 7, 2003 7:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 26728 March 7, 2003 5:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuck...
Haiku # 26727 March 7, 2003 5:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxie
Haiku # 26726 March 7, 2003 5:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxie...
Haiku # 26725 March 7, 2003 5:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
George Bush's answers:
Support people who kill arabs
And then kill some too
Haiku # 26724 March 7, 2003 5:28 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
God bless the soldiers
But if one iraqi dies
Send them all to hell
Haiku # 26723 March 7, 2003 3:23 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Life
Haiku # 26722 March 7, 2003 3:22 am ET
by William Nippress
The outer skin pierced
The newborn springs into life
Satan takes new form
Haiku # 26721 March 7, 2003 3:21 am ET
by A Student of What does threat mean, George? "He has a moustache?"
You have but one life
Try to be true to yourself
There
Haiku # 26720 March 7, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Possessions own you
Not the other way around
Live life for yourself
Haiku # 26719 March 7, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Value your true friends
Finally that
Haiku # 26718 March 7, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The days pass by fast
When young a years forever
Now they just don
Haiku # 26717 March 7, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Serene evening
Suns dipped below Horizon
Welcome gentle night
Haiku # 26716 March 7, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
All Mans ambition
Soaring high on gossamer wings
Escaping earths pull
Haiku # 26715 March 7, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Fast clouds skitter by
Adding texture in the sky
At least they can fly
Haiku # 26714 March 7, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Red Kite gliding by
Beautiful bird on still wings
I long to join you
Haiku # 26713 March 7, 2003 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here in my garden
Twisted trunks of Sumac tree
Standing leafless stark
Haiku # 26712 March 7, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Drinks no way to die
Why not wait till your old age
Then you can go clean
Haiku # 26711 March 7, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
They're firing rockets?
Ha ha! They don't have rockets!
You murdering pigs.
Haiku # 26710 March 7, 2003 3:13 am ET
by A Student of there should be a "d there"
An uneven war
Nukes, tanks and genocide
Versus the arabs
Haiku # 26709 March 7, 2003 3:12 am ET
by A Student of Sorry, I am anti-semitic when I say that blatantly ignoring the ten commandments and EVERYTHING else God has supposedly EVER tol
First came within hours
"Out!!!!" but not to me, and then
George is so threatened
Haiku # 26708 March 7, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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