Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

You know who likes you
When your backs against the wall
Can you count them all
Haiku # 26736, March 7, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Well-ended Janice
It was nice of you to help
How did you do it
Haiku # 26735, March 7, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
WalMart girl wearing
hip-huggers, how can this man
just say no to crack?
Haiku # 26734, March 7, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by onjayson (luv the retro trends)
Gone are some entries
That broke the site... Sorry but
I had to do it
Haiku # 26733, March 7, 2003 11:00 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Haiku # 26732, March 7, 2003 8:20 am ET
by A Student of Even better, a good Bush pastime
Haiku # 26731, March 7, 2003 8:13 am ET
by A Student of That'll make the U.S. safe again
I know what to do
Following Bush's logic
To stop this Moxie
Haiku # 26730, March 7, 2003 7:51 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
How sad for moxie
Why is he oh so hated
Is he so nasty
Haiku # 26729, March 7, 2003 7:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 26728, March 7, 2003 5:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuck...
Haiku # 26727, March 7, 2003 5:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxie
Haiku # 26726, March 7, 2003 5:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxiefuckoffmoxie...
Haiku # 26725, March 7, 2003 5:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
George Bush's answers:
Support people who kill arabs
And then kill some too
Haiku # 26724, March 7, 2003 5:28 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
God bless the soldiers
But if one iraqi dies
Send them all to hell
Haiku # 26723, March 7, 2003 3:23 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Life
Haiku # 26722, March 7, 2003 3:22 am ET
by William Nippress
The outer skin pierced
The newborn springs into life
Satan takes new form
Haiku # 26721, March 7, 2003 3:21 am ET
by A Student of What does threat mean, George? "He has a moustache?"
You have but one life
Try to be true to yourself
There
Haiku # 26720, March 7, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Possessions own you
Not the other way around
Live life for yourself
Haiku # 26719, March 7, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Value your true friends
Finally that
Haiku # 26718, March 7, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The days pass by fast
When young a years forever
Now they just don
Haiku # 26717, March 7, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Serene evening
Suns dipped below Horizon
Welcome gentle night
Haiku # 26716, March 7, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
All Mans ambition
Soaring high on gossamer wings
Escaping earths pull
Haiku # 26715, March 7, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Fast clouds skitter by
Adding texture in the sky
At least they can fly
Haiku # 26714, March 7, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Red Kite gliding by
Beautiful bird on still wings
I long to join you
Haiku # 26713, March 7, 2003 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here in my garden
Twisted trunks of Sumac tree
Standing leafless stark
Haiku # 26712, March 7, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Drinks no way to die
Why not wait till your old age
Then you can go clean
Haiku # 26711, March 7, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
They're firing rockets?
Ha ha! They don't have rockets!
You murdering pigs.
Haiku # 26710, March 7, 2003 3:13 am ET
by A Student of there should be a "d there"
An uneven war
Nukes, tanks and genocide
Versus the arabs
Haiku # 26709, March 7, 2003 3:12 am ET
by A Student of Sorry, I am anti-semitic when I say that blatantly ignoring the ten commandments and EVERYTHING else God has supposedly EVER tol
First came within hours
"Out!!!!" but not to me, and then
George is so threatened
Haiku # 26708, March 7, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I should stop writing
Two predictions, two days
And they both came true
Haiku # 26707, March 7, 2003 3:08 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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Haiku # 26706, March 7, 2003 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you don't realize,
how long it's been since you left,
until you go back.
Haiku # 26705, March 7, 2003 1:15 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
fuckoffmoxiefuck...
Haiku # 26704, March 6, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The maniac strikes
Freeing the foetus at last
And the world will die
Haiku # 26703, March 6, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Fed by its mother
That grows stronger all the time
As it feeds on sin
Haiku # 26702, March 6, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Deep in the darkness
A new life begins to form
To be born again
Haiku # 26701, March 6, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The weather flutters
snow on the budding flowers
pulling my eyes shut
Haiku # 26700, March 6, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
...and you got drunk and
did it with that giraffe...Dude,
layoff the highballs!
Haiku # 26699, March 6, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by onjaysun (jungle love...o-we-o-we-o)
Flashlight warms anus,
Border guard spreading my cheeks;
Farters unwelcome....
Haiku # 26698, January 8, 2000 2:36 am ET
by In the good old USA
who better than you?
bluefire the
Haiku # 26697, January 28, 2000 12:28 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
the mystery girl
doesn't want relationship
just wants a cool date
Haiku # 26696, January 21, 2000 4:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX.
They
Haiku # 26695, January 3, 2000 4:15 am ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 26694, November 10, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
Observing nature
Is an art some do not have
Acquire more patience
Haiku # 26693, November 6, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
Have you seen natures
Mystery within a leaf
She keeps us guessing
Haiku # 26692, November 1, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Marbles in my head
Marbles in a paper bag
Porno on TV!
Haiku # 26691, October 27, 2003 8:21 am ET
by Captain Obvious
Can
Haiku # 26690, August 8, 2003 9:45 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 26689, August 5, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Must apologize
Just having a joke on me
Need to get out more
Haiku # 26688, July 29, 2003 6:36 am ET
by William Nippress
It is amazing
This straight jacket fits so snug
But I can still type
Haiku # 26687, July 23, 2003 7:15 am ET
by William Nippress
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