Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
The outer skin pierced
The newborn springs into life
Satan takes new form
Haiku # 26721 March 7, 2003 3:21 am ET
by A Student of What does threat mean, George? "He has a moustache?"
You have but one life
Try to be true to yourself
There
Haiku # 26720 March 7, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Possessions own you
Not the other way around
Live life for yourself
Haiku # 26719 March 7, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Value your true friends
Finally that
Haiku # 26718 March 7, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The days pass by fast
When young a years forever
Now they just don
Haiku # 26717 March 7, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Serene evening
Suns dipped below Horizon
Welcome gentle night
Haiku # 26716 March 7, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
All Mans ambition
Soaring high on gossamer wings
Escaping earths pull
Haiku # 26715 March 7, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Fast clouds skitter by
Adding texture in the sky
At least they can fly
Haiku # 26714 March 7, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Red Kite gliding by
Beautiful bird on still wings
I long to join you
Haiku # 26713 March 7, 2003 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here in my garden
Twisted trunks of Sumac tree
Standing leafless stark
Haiku # 26712 March 7, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Drinks no way to die
Why not wait till your old age
Then you can go clean
Haiku # 26711 March 7, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
They're firing rockets?
Ha ha! They don't have rockets!
You murdering pigs.
Haiku # 26710 March 7, 2003 3:13 am ET
by A Student of there should be a "d there"
An uneven war
Nukes, tanks and genocide
Versus the arabs
Haiku # 26709 March 7, 2003 3:12 am ET
by A Student of Sorry, I am anti-semitic when I say that blatantly ignoring the ten commandments and EVERYTHING else God has supposedly EVER tol
First came within hours
"Out!!!!" but not to me, and then
George is so threatened
Haiku # 26708 March 7, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I should stop writing
Two predictions, two days
And they both came true
Haiku # 26707 March 7, 2003 3:08 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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Haiku # 26706 March 7, 2003 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you don't realize,
how long it's been since you left,
until you go back.
Haiku # 26705 March 7, 2003 1:15 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
fuckoffmoxiefuck...
Haiku # 26704 March 6, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The maniac strikes
Freeing the foetus at last
And the world will die
Haiku # 26703 March 6, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Fed by its mother
That grows stronger all the time
As it feeds on sin
Haiku # 26702 March 6, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Deep in the darkness
A new life begins to form
To be born again
Haiku # 26701 March 6, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The weather flutters
snow on the budding flowers
pulling my eyes shut
Haiku # 26700 March 6, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
...and you got drunk and
did it with that giraffe...Dude,
layoff the highballs!
Haiku # 26699 March 6, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by onjaysun (jungle love...o-we-o-we-o)
Flashlight warms anus,
Border guard spreading my cheeks;
Farters unwelcome....
Haiku # 26698 January 8, 2000 2:36 am ET
by In the good old USA
who better than you?
bluefire the
Haiku # 26697 January 28, 2000 12:28 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
the mystery girl
doesn't want relationship
just wants a cool date
Haiku # 26696 January 21, 2000 4:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX.
They
Haiku # 26695 January 3, 2000 4:15 am ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 26694 November 10, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
Observing nature
Is an art some do not have
Acquire more patience
Haiku # 26693 November 6, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
Have you seen natures
Mystery within a leaf
She keeps us guessing
Haiku # 26692 November 1, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Marbles in my head
Marbles in a paper bag
Porno on TV!
Haiku # 26691 October 27, 2003 8:21 am ET
by Captain Obvious
Can
Haiku # 26690 August 8, 2003 9:45 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 26689 August 5, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Must apologize
Just having a joke on me
Need to get out more
Haiku # 26688 July 29, 2003 6:36 am ET
by William Nippress
It is amazing
This straight jacket fits so snug
But I can still type
Haiku # 26687 July 23, 2003 7:15 am ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 26686 July 6, 2003 10:42 am ET
by William Nippress
No really this is
The last for now anyway
I need serious help
Haiku # 26685 June 29, 2003 11:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh no just one more
I really cannot stop it
This must be the last
Haiku # 26684 June 27, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just before I go
Who broke the computer clock
It seems out of time
Haiku # 26683 June 23, 2003 12:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Must go now and work
Someone has to pay the bills
It has to be me
Haiku # 26682 June 18, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Trying to converse
In Haiku is just not done
So who cares but us
Haiku # 26681 June 17, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
If I make you smile
That is all I want for now
Life is too darn hard
Haiku # 26680 June 15, 2003 12:11 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Can do beauty too
But this is more fun for me
Stretches me far more
Haiku # 26679 June 12, 2003 10:35 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Plovers who needs them
If all they do is stand there
We want vultures
Haiku # 26678 June 10, 2003 1:17 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
My cars broke again
Too dam expensive for me
Will walk everywhere
Haiku # 26677 June 4, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Loved the snack bar
Will have to tell all my friends
If I had any
Haiku # 26676 June 1, 2003 10:28 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Ash can
Haiku # 26675 May 25, 2003 10:17 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
black'd eyes and clenched fists,
it's time to run in swinging,
and not run away.
Haiku # 26674 March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
this mystery girl,
what if's are always present,
should i be worried?
Haiku # 26673 March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
giving up junk food,
that's what i call sacrifice,
why is lent so hard?
Haiku # 26672 March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX