Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

this mystery girl,
what if's are always present,
should i be worried?
Haiku # 26673, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
giving up junk food,
that's what i call sacrifice,
why is lent so hard?
Haiku # 26672, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
my catchy trade name
for a muslim takeaway :
"allah ah snack bar"
Haiku # 26671, March 5, 2003 11:15 pm ET
by ash
they are not alone
crested plovers frighten me
and ev'ryone else
Haiku # 26670, March 5, 2003 8:09 pm ET
by ash
plovers sound evil
they lord around on long legs
frightening golfers
Haiku # 26669, March 5, 2003 7:21 pm ET
by mellie
it is the plovers
magpies crows and silver eye
she says they're evil
Haiku # 26668, March 5, 2003 7:19 pm ET
by mellie, I say they are birds
time out for thinking
sleeping eating watching things
i love watching birds
Haiku # 26667, March 5, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by mellie, my sister says don't make eye contact with birds :-)
write lots of haiku
but not all at one go please
take time out to think
Haiku # 26666, March 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by ash
I need to buy milk
And maybe some sauces too
Spar is expensive
Haiku # 26665, March 5, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Where has my head gone?
It was on my shoulders but
I can't see it now
Haiku # 26664, March 5, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Sorry had to stop
Broke off to watch the Simpson
Haiku # 26663, March 5, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
About my center
twirling faster and faster
you quickly whiz by
Haiku # 26662, March 5, 2003 1:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Very soft carpet
Making me comfortable
Such luxury
Haiku # 26661, March 5, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Shadows turning gray
Night softens the lines of form
Hiding stark outlines
Haiku # 26660, March 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Vegetarian
Butcher is my profession
Is that strange or what
Haiku # 26659, March 5, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Twilight is fading
Night is here again too fast
Alone in my dream
Haiku # 26658, March 5, 2003 12:30 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
This is obsession
Writing haiku
Haiku # 26657, March 5, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Hide some thoughts from view
few things are not talked about
Some remain private

Haiku # 26656, March 5, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Grass is growing fast
It will need some cutting soon
One more thing to do

Haiku # 26655, March 5, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Leaves stirred on breeze
Faintest rustle greets my ears
Rolling back the years
Haiku # 26654, March 5, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Am I getting better
Or is Haiku just simple
Naw that
Haiku # 26653, March 5, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
If answer is known
Then why do you ask questions
Maybe you are bored
Haiku # 26652, March 5, 2003 11:57 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Do you sit alone
Questioning your existence
Why bother to know

Haiku # 26651, March 5, 2003 11:53 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Machines to serve us
Manufactured by man
How will it all end
Haiku # 26650, March 5, 2003 11:50 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sun in the morning
Moon shining brightly at night
Why do we need light
Haiku # 26649, March 5, 2003 11:44 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
poor little retread
tried to get across highway
carcass just left there
Haiku # 26648, March 5, 2003 11:10 am ET
by onjaysun (maybe they should try a daylight run)
Once you see the sun
You will be forever blind
To Hell you will go
Haiku # 26647, March 5, 2003 6:43 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Harder than it looks
Writing good Haiku
Haiku # 26646, March 5, 2003 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
slender crescent moon
smiles low in the afterglow
basking in earthshine
Haiku # 26645, March 5, 2003 4:29 am ET
by ash
Murder for the Lord
Cry the blind, faithful minions
Satan grows stronger
Haiku # 26644, March 5, 2003 3:01 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
remembering sex
digesting bean burrito
cold god waits outside
Haiku # 26643, March 4, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by thunder stork
Formless soundless death
Silently creeping gases
Sums up first world war
Haiku # 26642, March 4, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Light leaks and time leaks
flat black box that I hide in
can't keep all you out
Haiku # 26641, March 4, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gonna go meeting
crowding all the office mates
'neath our circus tent
Haiku # 26640, March 4, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Black dot in the sky
The crow flying high above
Up amongst the clouds
Haiku # 26639, March 4, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Jimmie Walker, The
Dyn-O-Mite Kid or Chinese
sleeper mole in wait?
Haiku # 26638, March 4, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (What Would Jimmie Do?)
great licks downunder
thanks lads especially Mick
yep satisfaction
Haiku # 26637, March 4, 2003 11:33 am ET
by mellie
leaving for Cuba
educational sojourn
Adios for now
Haiku # 26636, March 4, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Boston gal
Seamless rubber grip
Get off me trick, hooty hoo
I: flippity fly
Haiku # 26635, March 3, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
The ball might float if
Primal monkeys would get off
It is still raining
Haiku # 26634, March 3, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Tired now must sleep
Can
Haiku # 26633, March 3, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Buds sprout brightest green
Flowers still hidden from us
Oh secret beauty
Haiku # 26632, March 3, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Buds sprout brightest green
Flowers still hidden from us
Oh secretive beauty



Haiku # 26631, March 3, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sunshine glistens bright
Can spring be far from us now
How I long for warmth
Haiku # 26630, March 3, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
A twist of sand shows
Such shallow depths can sink us
Devious sandbar
Haiku # 26629, March 3, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Inseminator
You worry me with no work
How
Haiku # 26628, March 3, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
The view steals my breath
Such beauty is rare to me
I feel life returns
Haiku # 26627, March 3, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by William
Checking out topless
beetles, tucking dollar bills
into bud vases.
Haiku # 26626, March 3, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by onjaysun (how much to touch them headlights?)
Speeding Batped Man
Can not find his way to go
Try some ex lax, man!
Haiku # 26625, March 3, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Saint
Chili and hot cheese
Impact my colon and thru
Clenched teeth, "Enema!"
Haiku # 26624, March 3, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akakdia
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