Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

The ball might float if
Primal monkeys would get off
It is still raining
Haiku # 26634, March 3, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Tired now must sleep
Can
Haiku # 26633, March 3, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Buds sprout brightest green
Flowers still hidden from us
Oh secret beauty
Haiku # 26632, March 3, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Buds sprout brightest green
Flowers still hidden from us
Oh secretive beauty



Haiku # 26631, March 3, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sunshine glistens bright
Can spring be far from us now
How I long for warmth
Haiku # 26630, March 3, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
A twist of sand shows
Such shallow depths can sink us
Devious sandbar
Haiku # 26629, March 3, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Inseminator
You worry me with no work
How
Haiku # 26628, March 3, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
The view steals my breath
Such beauty is rare to me
I feel life returns
Haiku # 26627, March 3, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by William
Checking out topless
beetles, tucking dollar bills
into bud vases.
Haiku # 26626, March 3, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by onjaysun (how much to touch them headlights?)
Speeding Batped Man
Can not find his way to go
Try some ex lax, man!
Haiku # 26625, March 3, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Saint
Chili and hot cheese
Impact my colon and thru
Clenched teeth, "Enema!"
Haiku # 26624, March 3, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akakdia
lonely sea gulls drift
upon bitter winter winds
above ebbing tides
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
dreaming yet again
of warm summer days on sand
snow is falling still
Haiku # 26623, March 3, 2003 1:33 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
You know what I mean
When nature calls, just like Saint,
I have to just go.
Haiku # 26622, March 3, 2003 1:32 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Again I return
Saint calls, and just like nature,
I can not help it
Haiku # 26621, March 3, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
geez! it's friggin' cold
yard looks like a hockey rink
black-ice everywhere
Haiku # 26620, March 3, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by penguins r us
you are such a nerd
we heard your screams of terror
got hit in the face
Haiku # 26619, March 3, 2003 12:24 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
The ice on the lake
It glistens as the sun's rays
Play delightfully
Haiku # 26618, March 3, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Breeze throught the trees
Causes the leaves to rustle
And dew to fall down
Haiku # 26617, March 3, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
janis is that the
bad haiku dildo on the
right edge of photo?
Haiku # 26616, March 3, 2003 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nice lookin server
ya got there honey, curvy
with hardwood floor too...
Haiku # 26615, March 3, 2003 11:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blowing, biting cold;
snot freezes on my top lip.
I hate Michigan.
Haiku # 26614, March 3, 2003 9:25 am ET
by Saint
We love obsessesive

Our eyes with conviction see

shaded certainty
Haiku # 26613, March 3, 2003 7:25 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
And so it begins
Another name on my list
And a broken heart.
Haiku # 26612, March 3, 2003 7:07 am ET
by treehugger
terror on the court
horrifying primal screams
just try to guard me...
Haiku # 26611, March 3, 2003 12:11 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
dave brubeck on keys
"the banger" slapping chords down,
"three to get ready"
Haiku # 26610, March 3, 2003 12:09 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
the server is short
it has issues with envy
it's having time out
Haiku # 26609, March 2, 2003 8:43 pm ET
by ash
Bad Haiku server
(pictured here on the right) has
unknown clock issue
Haiku # 26608, March 2, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by Janis
I saw him fuck a serpent woman
And hermaphrodites all got pregnant
Then I wore the wrong size shoes as a disguise
Haiku # 26607, March 18, 2003 1:44 am ET
by Searle of Australia
Where have my legs gone
I could have sworn I had two
And they weren't purple!
Haiku # 26606, March 28, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
oh! and one P.S.
it's rather fun to see TIME
indiscriminate
Haiku # 26605, March 15, 2003 8:36 am ET
by yes, it makes NO sense at all
dance around the fire
summon the muse, welcome her
she may return here
Haiku # 26604, March 13, 2003 8:58 am ET
by what's the magic word?
this bad haiku site
has a bit of a problem
(the clock is all wrong)
Haiku # 26603, March 5, 2003 1:50 am ET
by and does anyone really care?
tender moments lapse
without efforts to prolong
(choose to make them last)
Haiku # 26602, March 14, 2003 11:24 am ET
by someone who loves you
Between the satin
My heart is an effigy
Timeless and waiting.
Haiku # 26601, March 8, 2003 9:23 pm ET
by silenttreehugger
1/ Water engulfs me
Soft encompassing wetness
Sound vanished calm

2/Water bears away
Thoughts turn to life absolute
Refreshing feelings

3/Rise up and stand tall
With eyes seeing creation
Resolve not to lose

4/Determined go
Forward with woes departed
Life
Haiku # 26600, March 27, 2003 11:25 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sunbeams kiss the floor
Lifting me from this alien sleep
I rise to meet them.
Haiku # 26599, March 3, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by happytreehugger
a woman alone
she will always be watching
frozen galaxy
Haiku # 26598, March 2, 2003 4:18 am ET
by adelfa of tokyo
across the long miles
fiendship looms in endless song
craving life's delight
Haiku # 26597, March 2, 2003 4:15 am ET
by adelfa of tokyo
sunlight kisses rain
rain sues for harassment, wins
fifty million rays
Haiku # 26596, March 1, 2003 8:15 pm ET
by now the sun's appealing
Much to my disdain
She reaches into her purse
And grabs her cell phone
Haiku # 26595, March 1, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
new pet owner says:
my Abigail? well, she's HUGE
poops like n'elephant
Haiku # 26594, March 1, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by WHOOP WHOOP THAT
The monkey is small
It jumps around and about
And it says: "Whoop! Whoop!"
Haiku # 26593, March 1, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a certain poet
(she?)has a gift for haiku
but it's wasted here
Haiku # 26592, March 1, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by ap
candle flame dancing
lick the sky and tame the air
entrance those who stare
Haiku # 26591, March 1, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by ...gotcha once again
it is not a sin
if you do not put it in
(she sure is holy)
Haiku # 26590, March 1, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by heheheheheheheh
who is THAT ap?
I'll tell you WHO if you want
WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
Haiku # 26589, March 1, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by ap
who is this ap
not the same old ap, me
who tortures moxie
Haiku # 26588, March 1, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by ap
that last haiku, good
always pleasant to see some
(doesn't happen enough)
Haiku # 26587, March 1, 2003 12:03 pm ET
by ap
a husk of sea hares
polished fragments of sea jade
bleached white cuttlefish
Haiku # 26586, March 1, 2003 7:06 am ET
by ash
I spent roughly five
My mother is from Yorkshire
So I like nothing
Haiku # 26585, March 1, 2003 5:31 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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