Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

Much to my disdain
She reaches into her purse
And grabs her cell phone
Haiku # 26595, March 1, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
new pet owner says:
my Abigail? well, she's HUGE
poops like n'elephant
Haiku # 26594, March 1, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by WHOOP WHOOP THAT
The monkey is small
It jumps around and about
And it says: "Whoop! Whoop!"
Haiku # 26593, March 1, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a certain poet
(she?)has a gift for haiku
but it's wasted here
Haiku # 26592, March 1, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by ap
candle flame dancing
lick the sky and tame the air
entrance those who stare
Haiku # 26591, March 1, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by ...gotcha once again
it is not a sin
if you do not put it in
(she sure is holy)
Haiku # 26590, March 1, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by heheheheheheheh
who is THAT ap?
I'll tell you WHO if you want
WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
Haiku # 26589, March 1, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by ap
who is this ap
not the same old ap, me
who tortures moxie
Haiku # 26588, March 1, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by ap
that last haiku, good
always pleasant to see some
(doesn't happen enough)
Haiku # 26587, March 1, 2003 12:03 pm ET
by ap
a husk of sea hares
polished fragments of sea jade
bleached white cuttlefish
Haiku # 26586, March 1, 2003 7:06 am ET
by ash
I spent roughly five
My mother is from Yorkshire
So I like nothing
Haiku # 26585, March 1, 2003 5:31 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Haiku # 26584, March 1, 2003 5:30 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
dance music - like my
mind learned to speak directly
into the world's void
Haiku # 26583, February 28, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by tell daddy all about it
Zwanzig Blaues Hund
That's a good name for a band
Oder 'Hund Mit Senf'
Haiku # 26582, February 28, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
two hundred wet goats
across the highway, bad smell,
great name for rock band
Haiku # 26581, February 28, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by onjaysun (and 400 crazy eyes)
What's that big word, dad?
That word is president, son
And that's what you are
Haiku # 26580, February 28, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
George Bush has an ape
It's a very violent ape
It would be his son
Haiku # 26579, February 28, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a world full of bad
but amongst the bad, some good
like these bad haiku
Haiku # 26578, February 28, 2003 7:05 am ET
by ash
that saddam person
is genuinely evil
but no threat to me
Haiku # 26577, February 28, 2003 7:03 am ET
by ash
our prime minister
possibly means well for us
but i'm unconvinced
Haiku # 26576, February 28, 2003 7:01 am ET
by ash
put down the gun george
you're a dangerous fellow
and you're scaring us
Haiku # 26575, February 28, 2003 7:00 am ET
by ash
got my neck x-rayed
next day i had a sore throat
i ask my dog why
Haiku # 26574, February 28, 2003 12:46 am ET
by thunder stork
Ain't got no draft card
Ain't got no war and dying
Peace is ultimate
Haiku # 26573, February 27, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by CrazyEraHippie of Woodstock (I wish)
telegraphed today
in mounds upon my doorstep
"Spring has been delayed"
Haiku # 26572, February 27, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
I think I'll stop there
Nothing like borderline rape
To start the day off
Haiku # 26571, February 27, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Swift, with conviction
Far too fast for her to stop
You begin the act
Haiku # 26570, February 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
tiny droplets mist
freezing to the trees -- fog bound
swirling eventide
Haiku # 26569, February 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
You sit beside her
Run your fingers down her arm
Toward what you see
Haiku # 26568, February 27, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Leads you to her room
Turns the lights down, on the bed
But not quite ready
Haiku # 26567, February 27, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
even in winter
long bare limbs of the willow
forever weeping
Haiku # 26566, February 27, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Young lady beckons
Clad in lace, so very slight
Overconfident
Haiku # 26565, February 27, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
breathe out breathe in breathe
out breathe in breathe out breathe in
breathe out ... time to stop.
Haiku # 26564, February 27, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by snowshower
new frost between stone
positions frozen in place -
we must compromise
Haiku # 26563, February 27, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sinshower
pink (beefy?) temptress
I can no longer remain
vegetarian
Haiku # 26562, February 27, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by ap loves Braelyn
in old Hungary
vampires are considered
nothing budapest
Haiku # 26561, February 27, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by hah hah hah hah
you said it's Chile
despite the tropical sun
and I Bolivia
Haiku # 26560, February 27, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by me again
so full of my heat
this bursting of my joy into
the center of you
Haiku # 26559, February 27, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by Braelyn
Helpless against sky
wind abrades away my dust
scattering white drift
Haiku # 26558, February 27, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dusts up my hat
ups my cuffs, down my collar
into squinty eyes
Haiku # 26557, February 27, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
late afternoon snack
soft rustling of silky sheets
lover's grazing
Haiku # 26556, February 27, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by who else?
Oh! persuasive one
my desire melts denial
at your silken tongue
Haiku # 26555, February 27, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by Braelyn
Cover up my ears
with fuzzy foam and headphones
snow's falling outside
Haiku # 26554, February 27, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The man with no hair
Removes his wifes skirt and top
And puts on his clothes
Haiku # 26553, February 27, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Not one nice stranger
Has since done such an action
Quite disappointing
Haiku # 26552, February 27, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I had just met her
I had no clue who she was
I didn't complain
Haiku # 26551, February 27, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Someone once told me
"I'm sorry I touched your bum."
Why not touch again?
Haiku # 26550, February 27, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a blizzard of want
obscuring what we need,
accumulating
Haiku # 26549, February 27, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by snowshower
from the beginning
her cell phone kept ringing, the
warning chime I missed
Haiku # 26548, February 27, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she's sparkling and wet;
that instant, bright feeling of
love drowned out by lust
Haiku # 26547, February 27, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by snowshower
pleasure hhhmmmmmm pleasure
with my wrists bound so tightly
your mouth touches me
Haiku # 26546, February 27, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Braelyn
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