by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
dance music - like my
mind learned to speak directly
into the world's void
by tell daddy all about it
Zwanzig Blaues Hund
That's a good name for a band
Oder 'Hund Mit Senf'
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
two hundred wet goats
across the highway, bad smell,
great name for rock band
by onjaysun (and 400 crazy eyes)
What's that big word, dad?
That word is president, son
And that's what you are
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
George Bush has an ape
It's a very violent ape
It would be his son
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a world full of bad
but amongst the bad, some good
like these bad haiku
by ash
that saddam person
is genuinely evil
but no threat to me
by ash
our prime minister
possibly means well for us
but i'm unconvinced
by ash
put down the gun george
you're a dangerous fellow
and you're scaring us
by ash
got my neck x-rayed
next day i had a sore throat
i ask my dog why
by thunder stork
Ain't got no draft card
Ain't got no war and dying
Peace is ultimate
by CrazyEraHippie of Woodstock (I wish)
telegraphed today
in mounds upon my doorstep
"Spring has been delayed"
by Gwenhyfar
I think I'll stop there
Nothing like borderline rape
To start the day off
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Swift, with conviction
Far too fast for her to stop
You begin the act
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
tiny droplets mist
freezing to the trees -- fog bound
swirling eventide
by Gwenhyfar
You sit beside her
Run your fingers down her arm
Toward what you see
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Leads you to her room
Turns the lights down, on the bed
But not quite ready
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
even in winter
long bare limbs of the willow
forever weeping
by Gwenhyfar
Young lady beckons
Clad in lace, so very slight
Overconfident
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
breathe out breathe in breathe
out breathe in breathe out breathe in
breathe out ... time to stop.
by snowshower
new frost between stone
positions frozen in place -
we must compromise
by sinshower
pink (beefy?) temptress
I can no longer remain
vegetarian
by ap loves Braelyn
in old Hungary
vampires are considered
nothing budapest
by hah hah hah hah
you said it's Chile
despite the tropical sun
and I Bolivia
by me again
so full of my heat
this bursting of my joy into
the center of you
by Braelyn
Helpless against sky
wind abrades away my dust
scattering white drift
by Betty LeBomb
Dusts up my hat
ups my cuffs, down my collar
into squinty eyes
by Betty LeBomb
late afternoon snack
soft rustling of silky sheets
lover's grazing
by who else?
Oh! persuasive one
my desire melts denial
at your silken tongue
by Braelyn
Cover up my ears
with fuzzy foam and headphones
snow's falling outside
by Betty LeBomb
The man with no hair
Removes his wifes skirt and top
And puts on his clothes
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Not one nice stranger
Has since done such an action
Quite disappointing
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I had just met her
I had no clue who she was
I didn't complain
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Someone once told me
"I'm sorry I touched your bum."
Why not touch again?
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a blizzard of want
obscuring what we need,
accumulating
by snowshower
from the beginning
her cell phone kept ringing, the
warning chime I missed
by Anonymous Poet
she's sparkling and wet;
that instant, bright feeling of
love drowned out by lust
by snowshower
pleasure hhhmmmmmm pleasure
with my wrists bound so tightly
your mouth touches me
by Braelyn
Work? What would work be?
I just drink and write haiku
And go into debt
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Work before pleasure
Passion on hold, once again
Hollow promises
by LizB of Passawhochie
Prez plan to take out
crazed armed man of wrong faith, sounds
Waco....oops wacko!
by onjaysun (thx Mr Maher)
The frog poked his gills
But Geoff was poisonous so
The foolish frog died
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Geoff the purple fish
Was swimming along one day
When he met a frog
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And with all this fun,
do you know what happened to
the Internet chick?
by guess who? of where
this needs to be done
time needs to be found by us
talent scouts...line up
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
an album cover
big tymers just big pimpin'
that's right...huzzuh!
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
concert on friday
stoked, but it starts real early
rush hour traffic...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
good haiku there pete!
how about a joint venture
no pun intended
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
feeling so stupid,
forgetting to sign my work,
well, maybe this time
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
