Work before pleasure
Passion on hold, once again
Hollow promises
by LizB of Passawhochie
Prez plan to take out
crazed armed man of wrong faith, sounds
Waco....oops wacko!
by onjaysun (thx Mr Maher)
The frog poked his gills
But Geoff was poisonous so
The foolish frog died
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Geoff the purple fish
Was swimming along one day
When he met a frog
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And with all this fun,
do you know what happened to
the Internet chick?
by guess who? of where
this needs to be done
time needs to be found by us
talent scouts...line up
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
an album cover
big tymers just big pimpin'
that's right...huzzuh!
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
concert on friday
stoked, but it starts real early
rush hour traffic...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
good haiku there pete!
how about a joint venture
no pun intended
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
feeling so stupid,
forgetting to sign my work,
well, maybe this time
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Five dollar cover,
kids under 6 get in free,
Drugs at big dicounts!
by Anonymous Poet
i'm selling crack rock,
an all-drug liquidation!
this Sunday, "THESE DRUGS MUST GO!"
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop
after the torrents
the desert that was my yard
sprouts like a jungle
by ash
tonight bitter wind
bends branches against windows
backwards and forwards
by wild & woolly night r us
daylight lengthening
impatiently I'm waiting
warming from the sun
by just me again~dreamin' of spring days~
here where it's just six
(that's degrees, not time of day)
hot-tub warms me toes
by just me
unavoidably
a metre of white water
tosses me backwards
by ash
churning salty sand
tingling bubbles of white foam
intertidal spa
by ash
Spasms of pleasure
They explode inside my mind
As I grab your leg
by Gwen's dog (Otis)
I watch as you sit
Face skewed in concentration
Hey! I drink from that
by Gwen's cat (Persian Boy)
no money for me
planning for a trip in may...
must sell some crack rock
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
very eloquent
kris kross and vanilla ice
word to your mother
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
moo moo buckaroo
said the fat white cow to me
face...paint by numbers
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
german assignment
hard to do with a partner...
never comes to class
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
icey weather comes
texans cannot drive in this...
all cars in a ditch
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
i wish i could dance
the funky caucasian stinks
frog in a blender...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
dirty haiku stinks
if i wanted this garbage
i'd watch spice channel
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
She comes to my room
She lays down upon my bed
"This room is dirty."
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
This jibber jabber
May be awful but it makes
For some bad haiku
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And my bath pillow
Used to have a huge penis
Until I took it?
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Your penis is what?
There's no need to tell me this!
Just shut up now fool!
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Have sex with rabbits?
An interesting thought that
But it's rather sick
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And my bath pillow
Should have a penis he says
It's a bath pillow
(fool, it appears in his fantasies too)
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
His fantasies strange
Involving me with his girl
He has a new one
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The lady wants him
But he's not interested
And they still go out
(fool)
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The golden monkey!!!
And in a children's programme!?
How can they show this?
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
It'll cost me what?
And that's just for the oral?
Is it any good?
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
That's a big needle!
What do you use it for then?
You put it in where?
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Paris loses it
on C-Span, really is a
bad week for the French
by onjaysun (love them Gilmore Girls)
times I was a tree
spreading my arms~as you were
a cloud passing through
by Gwenhyfar
Tangled up in cheer
I flew down this happy street
your hand upon mine
by Betty LeBomb
You want to come in?
You want to remove your clothes?
And then you want to...
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
My kitten's gotta
whip...and all I got is this
ball of yarn, what's wrong?
by onjaysun (don't underestimate the uses of knitting needles)
the distractions
of the meat wheel of this life
create new life feeds
by Lee
Leather, tight and black
A whip cracks, the pain lasts long
It is my reward
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Rumbling beneath my
leather, it pulls at my hair,
pulls me into flight
by Betty LeBomb
bend me over my
hot little computer for
cyber orgasm
by cyberhoe
be my fuck buddy
id love to teach you how to
fuck like a rockstar
by rockerporn
french ticklers are not
an instrument of evil
please folks dont ban them
by tiklemelmo
