Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 350 Days and 77335 Haiku later...

Paris loses it
on C-Span, really is a
bad week for the French
Haiku # 26506, February 26, 2003 11:27 am ET
by onjaysun (love them Gilmore Girls)
times I was a tree
spreading my arms~as you were
a cloud passing through
Haiku # 26505, February 26, 2003 10:58 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
Tangled up in cheer
I flew down this happy street
your hand upon mine
Haiku # 26504, February 26, 2003 10:47 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
You want to come in?
You want to remove your clothes?
And then you want to...
Haiku # 26503, February 26, 2003 8:24 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
My kitten's gotta
whip...and all I got is this
ball of yarn, what's wrong?
Haiku # 26502, February 25, 2003 6:51 pm ET
by onjaysun (don't underestimate the uses of knitting needles)
the distractions
of the meat wheel of this life
create new life feeds
Haiku # 26501, February 25, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by Lee
hmm, sex
Haiku # 26500, February 25, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by Lee
Leather, tight and black
A whip cracks, the pain lasts long
It is my reward
Haiku # 26499, February 25, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Rumbling beneath my
leather, it pulls at my hair,
pulls me into flight
Haiku # 26498, February 25, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
bend me over my
hot little computer for
cyber orgasm
Haiku # 26497, February 25, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by cyberhoe
be my fuck buddy
id love to teach you how to
fuck like a rockstar
Haiku # 26496, February 25, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by rockerporn
french ticklers are not
an instrument of evil
please folks dont ban them
Haiku # 26495, February 25, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by tiklemelmo
maybe bush needs to
get laid by some hardcore punk
and then he will feel
Haiku # 26494, February 25, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by mushrok
is your penis large?
if so please fuck me right now
then smile afterward
Haiku # 26493, February 25, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is it all about
Beef Testosteroni and
Estrogen Tonics?
Haiku # 26492, February 25, 2003 12:23 pm ET
by onjaysun (so how do make a hormone?)
I can't tell Jane that
she tells us big hands big twat
measure of friendship
Haiku # 26491, February 25, 2003 7:16 am ET
by mellie, hiya jane babe :-)
I sink like a stone
In your sea of vanity
And you don't see me.
Haiku # 26490, February 25, 2003 6:43 am ET
by Slightlydejectedtreehugger
i think it's a myth
regarding midline structures
though my feet ARE big
Haiku # 26489, February 25, 2003 6:21 am ET
by ash
i have a big nose
and so do i
bi-nasal introduction
Haiku # 26488, February 25, 2003 4:02 am ET
by p
Is this haiku porn?
I'll have to change my style then
"Ohhh, that's such a big..."
Haiku # 26487, February 25, 2003 2:50 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
near one hundred dead
nightclub owners SO guilty
crim'nal negligence
Haiku # 26486, February 24, 2003 11:20 pm ET
by so say I
in what's? in a mess
how to move on in this rain
don't pack the tinny
Haiku # 26485, February 24, 2003 10:54 pm ET
by mellie
doggie fleas raining
more inspections instusions
moving right along
Haiku # 26484, February 24, 2003 10:53 pm ET
by mellie
wait out on the street
for that good lookin' short guy
follow him to work
Haiku # 26483, February 24, 2003 10:18 pm ET
by anna of sydney
10 o'clock meeting
bored, i stare out the window
and sip my coffee
Haiku # 26482, February 24, 2003 10:15 pm ET
by anna of sydney
Strip you of your socks
And lay me down beside you
Feel my energy.
Haiku # 26481, February 24, 2003 9:25 pm ET
by happytreehugger
So to bed I go
With Lord of the Rings dreaming
And you'll be there, love.
Haiku # 26480, February 24, 2003 9:16 pm ET
by happytreehugger
Pay me attention
Where are your eyes wandering?
Nothing, never mind.
Haiku # 26479, February 24, 2003 8:50 pm ET
by happytreehugger
I stare in the dark
My loves hate, yet cool and calm
Locked inside your eyes.
Haiku # 26478, February 24, 2003 8:41 pm ET
by happytreehugger
To the Amazon
Blond radiance scorching me
But inside is void.
Haiku # 26477, February 24, 2003 8:36 pm ET
by happytreehugger
you are all the same
as you do it time and time
type dirty to me
Haiku # 26476, February 24, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by ash
why does your ass smell
so bad each day we party
please use some strong soap
Haiku # 26475, February 24, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by smeldog
masturbate with me
look into my eyes cleary
dont forget the lube
Haiku # 26474, February 24, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by hornetta
kiss my ass and then
shove something massive inside
then we can be friends
Haiku # 26473, February 24, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by giveittome
jesus where are you
i thought you would be inside
my cute underwear
Haiku # 26472, February 24, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
party on dude please
hand me some cheap women now
then we can unite
Haiku # 26471, February 24, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by blucollared
boundless universe
teach us how to cosmically
fly thru the cosmos
Haiku # 26470, February 24, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by whee
will you feel me up
i am hard up now fuck me
and then cum after
Haiku # 26469, February 24, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sikfuk
fuck im sick today
maybe you will come to me
and then we can lick
Haiku # 26468, February 24, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by ronisize
Mini Whack-a-Mole
at arms-reach...MUST NOT PLAY! and
think of Sin Crawford
Haiku # 26467, February 24, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (monday sleepy distractions)
the voice of hell always
speaks taking hope away
from those who need to hear it most
Haiku # 26466, February 24, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by Lee
The Spice Girls were hot!
Back when they were New Kids On
The Block. O, sorrow!
Haiku # 26465, February 24, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by Tony Blare! of London, Shagland.
Tony, you're labour
You're not tory or fascist
So stop pretending
Haiku # 26464, February 24, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Cinema? Worth cash?
Not important, older fools
You are not wiser
But have merely got
Senile dementia early
My money's for ale
Haiku # 26463, February 24, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
From your description
Of Harry Potter, I see
That nothing happens
Haiku # 26462, February 24, 2003 12:06 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
A giraffe, techno?
I think I'd pay to see that
What's the zoo's number?
Haiku # 26461, February 24, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Move your arms a bit
now hips and shoulders... less neck
you're not a giraffe
Haiku # 26460, February 24, 2003 11:47 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Spinning the too fast
sparrow spirals lost control
by techno driven
Haiku # 26459, February 24, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A bird in the bush
Must be rather damn painful
For the president
Haiku # 26458, February 24, 2003 11:19 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Just listen closely
you can hear the secret tones
inside the techno
Haiku # 26457, February 24, 2003 11:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
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