Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 350 Days and 77335 Haiku later...

near one hundred dead
nightclub owners SO guilty
crim'nal negligence
Haiku # 26486, February 24, 2003 11:20 pm ET
by so say I
in what's? in a mess
how to move on in this rain
don't pack the tinny
Haiku # 26485, February 24, 2003 10:54 pm ET
by mellie
doggie fleas raining
more inspections instusions
moving right along
Haiku # 26484, February 24, 2003 10:53 pm ET
by mellie
wait out on the street
for that good lookin' short guy
follow him to work
Haiku # 26483, February 24, 2003 10:18 pm ET
by anna of sydney
10 o'clock meeting
bored, i stare out the window
and sip my coffee
Haiku # 26482, February 24, 2003 10:15 pm ET
by anna of sydney
Strip you of your socks
And lay me down beside you
Feel my energy.
Haiku # 26481, February 24, 2003 9:25 pm ET
by happytreehugger
So to bed I go
With Lord of the Rings dreaming
And you'll be there, love.
Haiku # 26480, February 24, 2003 9:16 pm ET
by happytreehugger
Pay me attention
Where are your eyes wandering?
Nothing, never mind.
Haiku # 26479, February 24, 2003 8:50 pm ET
by happytreehugger
I stare in the dark
My loves hate, yet cool and calm
Locked inside your eyes.
Haiku # 26478, February 24, 2003 8:41 pm ET
by happytreehugger
To the Amazon
Blond radiance scorching me
But inside is void.
Haiku # 26477, February 24, 2003 8:36 pm ET
by happytreehugger
you are all the same
as you do it time and time
type dirty to me
Haiku # 26476, February 24, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by ash
why does your ass smell
so bad each day we party
please use some strong soap
Haiku # 26475, February 24, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by smeldog
masturbate with me
look into my eyes cleary
dont forget the lube
Haiku # 26474, February 24, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by hornetta
kiss my ass and then
shove something massive inside
then we can be friends
Haiku # 26473, February 24, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by giveittome
jesus where are you
i thought you would be inside
my cute underwear
Haiku # 26472, February 24, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
party on dude please
hand me some cheap women now
then we can unite
Haiku # 26471, February 24, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by blucollared
boundless universe
teach us how to cosmically
fly thru the cosmos
Haiku # 26470, February 24, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by whee
will you feel me up
i am hard up now fuck me
and then cum after
Haiku # 26469, February 24, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sikfuk
fuck im sick today
maybe you will come to me
and then we can lick
Haiku # 26468, February 24, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by ronisize
Mini Whack-a-Mole
at arms-reach...MUST NOT PLAY! and
think of Sin Crawford
Haiku # 26467, February 24, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (monday sleepy distractions)
the voice of hell always
speaks taking hope away
from those who need to hear it most
Haiku # 26466, February 24, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by Lee
The Spice Girls were hot!
Back when they were New Kids On
The Block. O, sorrow!
Haiku # 26465, February 24, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by Tony Blare! of London, Shagland.
Tony, you're labour
You're not tory or fascist
So stop pretending
Haiku # 26464, February 24, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Cinema? Worth cash?
Not important, older fools
You are not wiser
But have merely got
Senile dementia early
My money's for ale
Haiku # 26463, February 24, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
From your description
Of Harry Potter, I see
That nothing happens
Haiku # 26462, February 24, 2003 12:06 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
A giraffe, techno?
I think I'd pay to see that
What's the zoo's number?
Haiku # 26461, February 24, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Move your arms a bit
now hips and shoulders... less neck
you're not a giraffe
Haiku # 26460, February 24, 2003 11:47 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Spinning the too fast
sparrow spirals lost control
by techno driven
Haiku # 26459, February 24, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A bird in the bush
Must be rather damn painful
For the president
Haiku # 26458, February 24, 2003 11:19 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Just listen closely
you can hear the secret tones
inside the techno
Haiku # 26457, February 24, 2003 11:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
S. "change", M. "mafdal",
A. "union", L. "gathering"?
Together they are SMALL!
Haiku # 26456, February 24, 2003 11:11 am ET
by R. of PT
The day of judgement
Comes ever closer and we are
All going to Hell
Haiku # 26455, February 24, 2003 11:11 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
So what if they did
this weird sort of a new pact?
We do not need them!
Haiku # 26454, February 24, 2003 10:54 am ET
by R. of PT
Knitted hats with holes -
some of them do not really
shine in fear of Sky
Haiku # 26453, February 24, 2003 10:51 am ET
by R. of PT
Libra is about
the scales, balanced, things are right
when tilted, things go stray...
Haiku # 26452, February 24, 2003 10:17 am ET
by Lee
sometimes you just know
most other times you're not sure
but that's how it is
Haiku # 26451, February 24, 2003 8:04 am ET
by ash
irregular hours
and disrupted sleep patterns
no wonder i'm weird
Haiku # 26450, February 24, 2003 7:31 am ET
by ash
the good doctor says,
"You Russians are weird people."
but, there is new jersey.
Haiku # 26449, February 24, 2003 1:57 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey...Surfing U.S.A.
my passion's here
though attentions divided
remembering you
Haiku # 26448, February 24, 2003 1:07 am ET
by swiftheart
i need your passion
stop searching incessantly
for meaninglessness
Haiku # 26447, February 24, 2003 1:00 am ET
by happytreehugger
ebay auctions be
man's downfall without regret
pine wood dog five bucks
Haiku # 26446, February 24, 2003 12:53 am ET
by jimbobjoe
i washed my coat today
delicate did not suffice
oh yeah now it's clean
Haiku # 26445, February 24, 2003 12:47 am ET
by happytreehugger
Inside my left ear
I felt a little tingle
It was not a bug
Haiku # 26444, February 23, 2003 9:00 pm ET
by spacemky of CA, US
ice city douvet
house of god is closed?
Heaven's reading week
Haiku # 26443, February 23, 2003 6:23 pm ET
by Heather
"Quack, quack." said the duck
As it made a decision
One more than the bush
Haiku # 26442, February 23, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
"Moo, moo." said the cow
As its IQ test result
Beat that of the Bush
Haiku # 26441, February 23, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
"Whoop whoop." said the ape
It made so much more sense than
George 'kill arabs' Bush
Haiku # 26440, February 23, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The messiah comes
And he speaks, what does he say
"May I have some tea?"
Haiku # 26439, February 23, 2003 9:40 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The guy opposite
Had about six, but they left
Now he has just two
(Plus their friends)
Haiku # 26438, February 23, 2003 7:43 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i have two girlfriends
one is pretty one is hot
oh, i love them both
Haiku # 26437, February 23, 2003 7:27 am ET
by muah
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