Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 350 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

jesus where are you
i thought you would be inside
my cute underwear
Haiku # 26472, February 24, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
party on dude please
hand me some cheap women now
then we can unite
Haiku # 26471, February 24, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by blucollared
boundless universe
teach us how to cosmically
fly thru the cosmos
Haiku # 26470, February 24, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by whee
will you feel me up
i am hard up now fuck me
and then cum after
Haiku # 26469, February 24, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sikfuk
fuck im sick today
maybe you will come to me
and then we can lick
Haiku # 26468, February 24, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by ronisize
Mini Whack-a-Mole
at arms-reach...MUST NOT PLAY! and
think of Sin Crawford
Haiku # 26467, February 24, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (monday sleepy distractions)
the voice of hell always
speaks taking hope away
from those who need to hear it most
Haiku # 26466, February 24, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by Lee
The Spice Girls were hot!
Back when they were New Kids On
The Block. O, sorrow!
Haiku # 26465, February 24, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by Tony Blare! of London, Shagland.
Tony, you're labour
You're not tory or fascist
So stop pretending
Haiku # 26464, February 24, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Cinema? Worth cash?
Not important, older fools
You are not wiser
But have merely got
Senile dementia early
My money's for ale
Haiku # 26463, February 24, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
From your description
Of Harry Potter, I see
That nothing happens
Haiku # 26462, February 24, 2003 12:06 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
A giraffe, techno?
I think I'd pay to see that
What's the zoo's number?
Haiku # 26461, February 24, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Move your arms a bit
now hips and shoulders... less neck
you're not a giraffe
Haiku # 26460, February 24, 2003 11:47 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Spinning the too fast
sparrow spirals lost control
by techno driven
Haiku # 26459, February 24, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A bird in the bush
Must be rather damn painful
For the president
Haiku # 26458, February 24, 2003 11:19 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Just listen closely
you can hear the secret tones
inside the techno
Haiku # 26457, February 24, 2003 11:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
S. "change", M. "mafdal",
A. "union", L. "gathering"?
Together they are SMALL!
Haiku # 26456, February 24, 2003 11:11 am ET
by R. of PT
The day of judgement
Comes ever closer and we are
All going to Hell
Haiku # 26455, February 24, 2003 11:11 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
So what if they did
this weird sort of a new pact?
We do not need them!
Haiku # 26454, February 24, 2003 10:54 am ET
by R. of PT
Knitted hats with holes -
some of them do not really
shine in fear of Sky
Haiku # 26453, February 24, 2003 10:51 am ET
by R. of PT
Libra is about
the scales, balanced, things are right
when tilted, things go stray...
Haiku # 26452, February 24, 2003 10:17 am ET
by Lee
sometimes you just know
most other times you're not sure
but that's how it is
Haiku # 26451, February 24, 2003 8:04 am ET
by ash
irregular hours
and disrupted sleep patterns
no wonder i'm weird
Haiku # 26450, February 24, 2003 7:31 am ET
by ash
the good doctor says,
"You Russians are weird people."
but, there is new jersey.
Haiku # 26449, February 24, 2003 1:57 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey...Surfing U.S.A.
my passion's here
though attentions divided
remembering you
Haiku # 26448, February 24, 2003 1:07 am ET
by swiftheart
i need your passion
stop searching incessantly
for meaninglessness
Haiku # 26447, February 24, 2003 1:00 am ET
by happytreehugger
ebay auctions be
man's downfall without regret
pine wood dog five bucks
Haiku # 26446, February 24, 2003 12:53 am ET
by jimbobjoe
i washed my coat today
delicate did not suffice
oh yeah now it's clean
Haiku # 26445, February 24, 2003 12:47 am ET
by happytreehugger
Inside my left ear
I felt a little tingle
It was not a bug
Haiku # 26444, February 23, 2003 9:00 pm ET
by spacemky of CA, US
ice city douvet
house of god is closed?
Heaven's reading week
Haiku # 26443, February 23, 2003 6:23 pm ET
by Heather
"Quack, quack." said the duck
As it made a decision
One more than the bush
Haiku # 26442, February 23, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
"Moo, moo." said the cow
As its IQ test result
Beat that of the Bush
Haiku # 26441, February 23, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
"Whoop whoop." said the ape
It made so much more sense than
George 'kill arabs' Bush
Haiku # 26440, February 23, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The messiah comes
And he speaks, what does he say
"May I have some tea?"
Haiku # 26439, February 23, 2003 9:40 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The guy opposite
Had about six, but they left
Now he has just two
(Plus their friends)
Haiku # 26438, February 23, 2003 7:43 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i have two girlfriends
one is pretty one is hot
oh, i love them both
Haiku # 26437, February 23, 2003 7:27 am ET
by muah
Blatant pro-war songs
Are so good to listen to
When they take the piss
Haiku # 26436, February 22, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
the words that come out
of my mouth if they throw me
for a loop in foot
Haiku # 26435, February 22, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Lee
meaningless wording
on stranger's minds, until replaced
by some fresher sound
Haiku # 26434, February 22, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a dark gang gathered
on 14th street, leather clad
dealing disaster

give me wizards who
turn leather to wings lifting
ugliness away
Haiku # 26433, February 22, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
by the way i am cutypie and here is my dog tsolk (jerry) of
dwcl in albay
Haiku # 26432, February 22, 2003 6:39 am ET
by pet dog kaka
by the way i am cuty pie and
here is my pet dog tsolk
of dwcl(Jerry)in albay prov.







Haiku # 26431, February 22, 2003 6:37 am ET
by dog kaa
i want to have you but i can't
Haiku # 26430, February 22, 2003 6:35 am ET
by m,e
be jealous of myself
Haiku # 26429, February 22, 2003 6:34 am ET
by prettyme
i believe that all
my life i am always
cute
Haiku # 26428, February 22, 2003 6:33 am ET
by cutypie
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26427, February 22, 2003 6:31 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka Alvrado of BUCELS
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26426, February 22, 2003 6:29 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka
I'll reiterate
Never means never ever
Not with anyone
Haiku # 26425, February 22, 2003 12:35 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
I try to help but
I don't know how to since I
Haven't cept in sleep
Haiku # 26424, February 22, 2003 12:34 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
if you want it right
you'll have to do it yourself
while you show him how


and if he won't learn
either you're a bad teacher
or he's too stupid
Haiku # 26423, February 22, 2003 12:12 am ET
by ash
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >