Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 350 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

Just listen closely
you can hear the secret tones
inside the techno
Haiku # 26457, February 24, 2003 11:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
S. "change", M. "mafdal",
A. "union", L. "gathering"?
Together they are SMALL!
Haiku # 26456, February 24, 2003 11:11 am ET
by R. of PT
The day of judgement
Comes ever closer and we are
All going to Hell
Haiku # 26455, February 24, 2003 11:11 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
So what if they did
this weird sort of a new pact?
We do not need them!
Haiku # 26454, February 24, 2003 10:54 am ET
by R. of PT
Knitted hats with holes -
some of them do not really
shine in fear of Sky
Haiku # 26453, February 24, 2003 10:51 am ET
by R. of PT
Libra is about
the scales, balanced, things are right
when tilted, things go stray...
Haiku # 26452, February 24, 2003 10:17 am ET
by Lee
sometimes you just know
most other times you're not sure
but that's how it is
Haiku # 26451, February 24, 2003 8:04 am ET
by ash
irregular hours
and disrupted sleep patterns
no wonder i'm weird
Haiku # 26450, February 24, 2003 7:31 am ET
by ash
the good doctor says,
"You Russians are weird people."
but, there is new jersey.
Haiku # 26449, February 24, 2003 1:57 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey...Surfing U.S.A.
my passion's here
though attentions divided
remembering you
Haiku # 26448, February 24, 2003 1:07 am ET
by swiftheart
i need your passion
stop searching incessantly
for meaninglessness
Haiku # 26447, February 24, 2003 1:00 am ET
by happytreehugger
ebay auctions be
man's downfall without regret
pine wood dog five bucks
Haiku # 26446, February 24, 2003 12:53 am ET
by jimbobjoe
i washed my coat today
delicate did not suffice
oh yeah now it's clean
Haiku # 26445, February 24, 2003 12:47 am ET
by happytreehugger
Inside my left ear
I felt a little tingle
It was not a bug
Haiku # 26444, February 23, 2003 9:00 pm ET
by spacemky of CA, US
ice city douvet
house of god is closed?
Heaven's reading week
Haiku # 26443, February 23, 2003 6:23 pm ET
by Heather
"Quack, quack." said the duck
As it made a decision
One more than the bush
Haiku # 26442, February 23, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
"Moo, moo." said the cow
As its IQ test result
Beat that of the Bush
Haiku # 26441, February 23, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
"Whoop whoop." said the ape
It made so much more sense than
George 'kill arabs' Bush
Haiku # 26440, February 23, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The messiah comes
And he speaks, what does he say
"May I have some tea?"
Haiku # 26439, February 23, 2003 9:40 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The guy opposite
Had about six, but they left
Now he has just two
(Plus their friends)
Haiku # 26438, February 23, 2003 7:43 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i have two girlfriends
one is pretty one is hot
oh, i love them both
Haiku # 26437, February 23, 2003 7:27 am ET
by muah
Blatant pro-war songs
Are so good to listen to
When they take the piss
Haiku # 26436, February 22, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
the words that come out
of my mouth if they throw me
for a loop in foot
Haiku # 26435, February 22, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Lee
meaningless wording
on stranger's minds, until replaced
by some fresher sound
Haiku # 26434, February 22, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a dark gang gathered
on 14th street, leather clad
dealing disaster

give me wizards who
turn leather to wings lifting
ugliness away
Haiku # 26433, February 22, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
by the way i am cutypie and here is my dog tsolk (jerry) of
dwcl in albay
Haiku # 26432, February 22, 2003 6:39 am ET
by pet dog kaka
by the way i am cuty pie and
here is my pet dog tsolk
of dwcl(Jerry)in albay prov.







Haiku # 26431, February 22, 2003 6:37 am ET
by dog kaa
i want to have you but i can't
Haiku # 26430, February 22, 2003 6:35 am ET
by m,e
be jealous of myself
Haiku # 26429, February 22, 2003 6:34 am ET
by prettyme
i believe that all
my life i am always
cute
Haiku # 26428, February 22, 2003 6:33 am ET
by cutypie
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26427, February 22, 2003 6:31 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka Alvrado of BUCELS
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26426, February 22, 2003 6:29 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka
I'll reiterate
Never means never ever
Not with anyone
Haiku # 26425, February 22, 2003 12:35 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
I try to help but
I don't know how to since I
Haven't cept in sleep
Haiku # 26424, February 22, 2003 12:34 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
if you want it right
you'll have to do it yourself
while you show him how


and if he won't learn
either you're a bad teacher
or he's too stupid
Haiku # 26423, February 22, 2003 12:12 am ET
by ash
Someone please help me
All I want is to cum once
Is that wrong to ask???
Haiku # 26422, February 22, 2003 12:01 am ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Not my first is he
Quite experienced am I
My ratings are high
Haiku # 26421, February 22, 2003 12:00 am ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
He was a virgin
So I taught him all he knows
Is it my fault?
Haiku # 26420, February 21, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
It has been five months
And I've never orgasmed
Is not that just wrong?
Haiku # 26419, February 21, 2003 11:57 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
I feel so helpless
Won't some kind soul lift me out
Of this sinner's life?
Haiku # 26418, February 21, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Bloody hell boy friend
I've got to make up my mind
And ditch the ass hole
Haiku # 26417, February 21, 2003 11:54 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Fucking customer
I can't stand selling him my
Body for no charge
Haiku # 26416, February 21, 2003 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anger drags me down
Down to the source of his lust
I am used by him.
Haiku # 26415, February 21, 2003 11:52 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
pieces crumble down
my heart is flaking away
and now who am i?
Haiku # 26414, February 21, 2003 11:39 pm ET
by Ella
G-one, G-two, G-
now i'm naked of them all
i'll kill that bastard
Haiku # 26413, February 21, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Ella
oh...and by the way
totally agree 'jaysun
Joanna's a bitch
Haiku # 26412, February 21, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by just another opinion r us
nightclub burned to ground
at least eighty-five are dead
pyro-techs gone wrong
Haiku # 26411, February 21, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by check out Boston.com (place was way too small for a crowd that size)
what's the love of this
addiction to self punish
when peace is off switch?
Haiku # 26410, February 21, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by Lee
ruining myself
submissive turn of cheek
cutting of own throat
Haiku # 26409, February 21, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of the last one was by "Lee", not "ap" here
BDSM hai
ku strikes with some rubber words
artificial stenchku
Haiku # 26408, February 21, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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