Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Blatant pro-war songs
Are so good to listen to
When they take the piss
Haiku # 26436 February 22, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
the words that come out
of my mouth if they throw me
for a loop in foot
Haiku # 26435 February 22, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Lee
meaningless wording
on stranger's minds, until replaced
by some fresher sound
Haiku # 26434 February 22, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a dark gang gathered
on 14th street, leather clad
dealing disaster

give me wizards who
turn leather to wings lifting
ugliness away
Haiku # 26433 February 22, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
by the way i am cutypie and here is my dog tsolk (jerry) of
dwcl in albay
Haiku # 26432 February 22, 2003 6:39 am ET
by pet dog kaka
by the way i am cuty pie and
here is my pet dog tsolk
of dwcl(Jerry)in albay prov.







Haiku # 26431 February 22, 2003 6:37 am ET
by dog kaa
i want to have you but i can't
Haiku # 26430 February 22, 2003 6:35 am ET
by m,e
be jealous of myself
Haiku # 26429 February 22, 2003 6:34 am ET
by prettyme
i believe that all
my life i am always
cute
Haiku # 26428 February 22, 2003 6:33 am ET
by cutypie
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26427 February 22, 2003 6:31 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka Alvrado of BUCELS
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26426 February 22, 2003 6:29 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka
I'll reiterate
Never means never ever
Not with anyone
Haiku # 26425 February 22, 2003 12:35 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
I try to help but
I don't know how to since I
Haven't cept in sleep
Haiku # 26424 February 22, 2003 12:34 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
if you want it right
you'll have to do it yourself
while you show him how


and if he won't learn
either you're a bad teacher
or he's too stupid
Haiku # 26423 February 22, 2003 12:12 am ET
by ash
Someone please help me
All I want is to cum once
Is that wrong to ask???
Haiku # 26422 February 22, 2003 12:01 am ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Not my first is he
Quite experienced am I
My ratings are high
Haiku # 26421 February 22, 2003 12:00 am ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
He was a virgin
So I taught him all he knows
Is it my fault?
Haiku # 26420 February 21, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
It has been five months
And I've never orgasmed
Is not that just wrong?
Haiku # 26419 February 21, 2003 11:57 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
I feel so helpless
Won't some kind soul lift me out
Of this sinner's life?
Haiku # 26418 February 21, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Bloody hell boy friend
I've got to make up my mind
And ditch the ass hole
Haiku # 26417 February 21, 2003 11:54 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Fucking customer
I can't stand selling him my
Body for no charge
Haiku # 26416 February 21, 2003 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anger drags me down
Down to the source of his lust
I am used by him.
Haiku # 26415 February 21, 2003 11:52 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
pieces crumble down
my heart is flaking away
and now who am i?
Haiku # 26414 February 21, 2003 11:39 pm ET
by Ella
G-one, G-two, G-
now i'm naked of them all
i'll kill that bastard
Haiku # 26413 February 21, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Ella
oh...and by the way
totally agree 'jaysun
Joanna's a bitch
Haiku # 26412 February 21, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by just another opinion r us
nightclub burned to ground
at least eighty-five are dead
pyro-techs gone wrong
Haiku # 26411 February 21, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by check out Boston.com (place was way too small for a crowd that size)
what's the love of this
addiction to self punish
when peace is off switch?
Haiku # 26410 February 21, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by Lee
ruining myself
submissive turn of cheek
cutting of own throat
Haiku # 26409 February 21, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of the last one was by "Lee", not "ap" here
BDSM hai
ku strikes with some rubber words
artificial stenchku
Haiku # 26408 February 21, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
part of being that
retarded thing is a stubborn
need to "be right" fight
Haiku # 26407 February 21, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Lee
"vessel of god" has
some idol worship issues,
picks on deaf gal...SMAAAAART!
Haiku # 26406 February 21, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by onjaysun (Joanna, anytime y'all want to use that free pass to heaven...)
The shy shadow in the garden
loves the sun in silence,
Flowers guess the secret, and smile,
while the leaves whisper.
~Rabindranath Tagore
Haiku # 26405 February 21, 2003 11:59 am ET
by ComiCat
"hopes" her Persian boy
early morning bad haiku
as the fur does fly
Haiku # 26404 February 21, 2003 8:59 am ET
by me again
blue eyes open wide
a new sweetheart in my life
rag-doll pussy-cat
Haiku # 26403 February 21, 2003 8:57 am ET
by Boston gal hope her Persian boy will adjust
is it wet down there?
has been here for days now
the pressure builds up
Haiku # 26402 February 21, 2003 7:38 am ET
by mellie
tossed pussy scratched back
eyes as big as saucers too
interesting night
Haiku # 26401 February 21, 2003 7:34 am ET
by mellie
tossed out the front door
into the first rain in months
that'll calm you down
Haiku # 26400 February 21, 2003 5:58 am ET
by ash
talons in my flesh
arched like sydney harbour bridge
psychotic burmese
Haiku # 26399 February 21, 2003 5:56 am ET
by ash
the cat's gone crazy
tail like a feather duster
eyes like two saucers
Haiku # 26398 February 21, 2003 5:54 am ET
by ash
Oh no, I am fat
It is entirely your fault
Give me your money
Haiku # 26397 February 21, 2003 3:05 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
FUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIE
Haiku # 26396 February 21, 2003 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I've said it once, say
it again, "Annoyed Monkeys"...
great name for a band!
Haiku # 26395 February 20, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by onjaysun (thx Mr. Barry)
the tale of the old
gods seems to involve naked
women dancing gauzed...
Haiku # 26394 February 20, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by Lee
mocking the cedar
the trees freeze into wooden shapes
mockeries of wood
Haiku # 26393 February 20, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by Lee
I'm not sure of that
We cover that in two weeks
But at the moment
We're poking monkeys
With poles with socks on the end
To annoy them lots
Haiku # 26392 February 20, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
got me rubber gloves,
turkey baster...what's next step
via ear canal?
Haiku # 26391 February 20, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by onjaysun (and where does the thermometer go?)
Watched ABC last
night, all new reasons to hate
Melissa Rivers
Haiku # 26390 February 20, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by onjaysun (I'm haikuable, get me outta here!)
Blind faith is no faith
Thinking satanism is
Christianity
Haiku # 26389 February 20, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Sorry about that
The Sun doesn't feature news
Just celebrities
Haiku # 26388 February 20, 2003 6:25 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The Sun? A paper?
With naked women? With news?
It's written for kids
Haiku # 26387 February 20, 2003 2:58 am ET
by A Student of If you do not help Britain and the U.S. Iraq will invade you