is it wet down there?
has been here for days now
the pressure builds up

tossed pussy scratched back
eyes as big as saucers too
interesting night

tossed out the front door
into the first rain in months
that'll calm you down

talons in my flesh
arched like sydney harbour bridge
psychotic burmese

the cat's gone crazy
tail like a feather duster
eyes like two saucers

Oh no, I am fat
It is entirely your fault
Give me your money

FUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIE

I've said it once, say
it again, "Annoyed Monkeys"...
great name for a band!

the tale of the old
gods seems to involve naked
women dancing gauzed...

mocking the cedar
the trees freeze into wooden shapes
mockeries of wood

I'm not sure of that
We cover that in two weeks
But at the moment
We're poking monkeys
With poles with socks on the end
To annoy them lots

got me rubber gloves,
turkey baster...what's next step
via ear canal?

Watched ABC last
night, all new reasons to hate
Melissa Rivers

Blind faith is no faith
Thinking satanism is
Christianity

Sorry about that
The Sun doesn't feature news
Just celebrities

The Sun? A paper?
With naked women? With news?
It's written for kids

The Sun's always right
Ten million can't be wrong
France is a disgrace

Anti-french feeling
Do you not feel insulted
By 'the Sun' today?

rave on old buddy
bebopaloola baby
ooeeooahah

it' mesmerising
for some it's sheer ecstasy
hynotic trances

someone from Poland
we call them a Pole
a Hole from Holland

bloody rave music
no wonder they take the drugs
i guess you'd need to

that haiku pixie
she's away with the faeries
but at least she counts

picture the present
wrapped in white~fresh spring bouquets
hidden underneath

the bachelorette
picked one sweet Renaissance man
romantic surprise

don't be shy, saddam
c'mon, just show us your bombs
and we'll rain down ours

like two dogs in heat
we don't notice others' lives
lust makes you selfish

so hard to ignore
like pubic hair in my teeth
i must be in love

A gnome, two elf lords
Ancient spells wreaking much havoc;
Captain Kirk rules, too.

Like two trees entwined
None have felt this love before
Twin stars in the sky

ah, that Gwenhyfar
writes with ephemeral slant
(must be left-handed)

against ancient skies
unicorns in the garden
alabaster spires

Boston gal does ask
please explain sci-fi remark
something there I missed

I passed P E F
A quarter of the students
Failed, but did better

How to pass phys chem:
Stay up late looking at porn
And drink lots of beer

Boston gal killing
time - submit your verse at a
sci-fi convention

ASCII and the man
in military uniform coaelsce like
Hershey's Quik

Splashski can catch your
limit outside Stop'n'Go
and it's even bagged

blast of a beer fart,
ass cheeks flap, the sound effect
of sustained applause.

weather outside is
frightful and the....who am I
kidd in' Sunny Cal

Polish ice fishing
a bigger hole doesn't make
for a bigger fish

prisms and bubbles
magic and light, miracles
undone by the night

a few haiku for you
first this simple statement here
then "good" and one "fun"

Meinen Hund ist tot
Es isst meine grosse Wurst
So ich sto

Was ist P E F?
Es ist viele Bilanzen
Es ist sehr n

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Exchanging insults
is not communication -
It's not even fun

How to be patient?
The explanations make sense,
But the phone doesn't ring...