don't be shy, saddam
c'mon, just show us your bombs
and we'll rain down ours

like two dogs in heat
we don't notice others' lives
lust makes you selfish

so hard to ignore
like pubic hair in my teeth
i must be in love

A gnome, two elf lords
Ancient spells wreaking much havoc;
Captain Kirk rules, too.

Like two trees entwined
None have felt this love before
Twin stars in the sky

ah, that Gwenhyfar
writes with ephemeral slant
(must be left-handed)

against ancient skies
unicorns in the garden
alabaster spires

Boston gal does ask
please explain sci-fi remark
something there I missed

I passed P E F
A quarter of the students
Failed, but did better

How to pass phys chem:
Stay up late looking at porn
And drink lots of beer

Boston gal killing
time - submit your verse at a
sci-fi convention

ASCII and the man
in military uniform coaelsce like
Hershey's Quik

Splashski can catch your
limit outside Stop'n'Go
and it's even bagged

blast of a beer fart,
ass cheeks flap, the sound effect
of sustained applause.

weather outside is
frightful and the....who am I
kidd in' Sunny Cal

Polish ice fishing
a bigger hole doesn't make
for a bigger fish

prisms and bubbles
magic and light, miracles
undone by the night

a few haiku for you
first this simple statement here
then "good" and one "fun"

Meinen Hund ist tot
Es isst meine grosse Wurst
So ich sto

Was ist P E F?
Es ist viele Bilanzen
Es ist sehr n

T....w....s
h....a....o
i.....s....r
s..........t
.....m.....
w....a....o
e....d.....f
i.....e.....
r..........u
d....b....p
......y....s
b..........i
a....R....d
d..........e
......o.....
h....f.....d
a..........o
i.....P....w
k....T....n
u...........

Rebellion:
! ! ! ! !
! ! N O ! ! !
! ! ! ! !

Progress (R-L):
< < < < <
< < < < < < <
< < < < <

Exchanging insults
is not communication -
It's not even fun

How to be patient?
The explanations make sense,
But the phone doesn't ring...

Visual basic sucks
But not as well as that girl
Whom I met last night

i'm thinking way hard
as if thinking could stop war
iraq my brains out

Daisycutter bomb
Parachutes on reporter
Live on CNN

though we mourn his death
find celebrating life hard
always there for you

death is heartbreaking
my heart goes out to tiger
he was your best friend

blood kurdling terror
kalashnikov code killing
men women children

wisdom is hard work,
butterflies smell with their legs,
effortless haiku

wisdom is hard work,
butterflies smell with their wings,
effortless haiku

That's exactly why
I had the windows tinted;
now I look so cool.

you know, some things you
just can't explain, like, that
dishwasher that's been

there for ten years at
the local restaurant or
gothic Martha Stewart...

aphrodisiac
inhale, hold it- blow it out,
you know what i mean

drove a topless bug
of mellow and yellow, made
Onjay quite Sunny

weird beware that
ideas of march jumbled
two lines into one

february march
happened on sunshine coast too next thing it's april

marches are big now
1 million in London and
lots too in SF!

falling with no sound
frozen crystals whisper down
hexagons cascade

ivy and old words
death and life found together
cemetery bound

deep in blizzard snow
tangled labyrinth unfolds
unexpected blooms

I quite like Iraq
I merely think that Saddam
Is a foolish man

as the winds do blow
more and more covered with snow
my car disappears

Friday and payday,
A winning combination,
Take it or leave it.

tiger in vegas
Bob Jones in El Armpito
two hours too far

Marval of Science,
the electric stapler, has
rendered me useless

but americans
will eat their young, remember
kent state, just wait kids........

Give me the beat boys
free my soul, wanna get lost
in your rock and roll