Marval of Science,
the electric stapler, has
rendered me useless
by Betty LeBomb
but americans
will eat their young, remember
kent state, just wait kids........
by Anonymous Poet
Give me the beat boys
free my soul, wanna get lost
in your rock and roll
by onjaysun (another Dobie Drift Away Redux)
Celebrate this day
some of our best presidents
oops...not so fast Bushes!
by onjaysun
Not fond of U.S.?
Pretty legitimate, but
who can like Iraq?
by R. of PT
If without End If?
Okay I'll add an End If
End If without If?
by A Student of yay I fixed it but the answer is wrong still
So many people
In a really curious way
So much like Iraq
by R. of PT
will he love me more
if i finish his last war ?
it's in the bag, dad.....
by ash
why is there moxie
he is such a fuckin' tard
a churl supreme
by ap
Why, visual basic
It's a button with that name
The command is click
So when I click it
You should do what is written
Below the first line
As opposed to just
Saying that there is something
Wrong with the first line
by A Student of Bloody useless visual basic nonsense
Old country regrets?
Most of us got only one -
No "anti's" found there
by R. of PT
I'll never marry
The Notorious Big Bird
It's my fav'rit game
by Nacho Master of Exploding Planet
we are pariahs
no better than old fascists
i am so ashamed
by ap
walk_walk_walk_walk_walk
for peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.
walk, speak, vote for peace.
by Anonymous Poet
finally got in
it's time to run for office
and legalize herb
by Micah
i blow windy farts
they smell like shitty turdballs.
I like turdy pants
by Fartman
Oh, that dirty snail!
with the oh-so gooey trail
traveled through the mail
by Betty LeBomb
It's spelled forwards and
backwards and fire engine red
and I say race-car
by Betty LeBomb
Do the beer can slam!
knock your teeth out on the floor
just lean into it
by Betty LeBomb
Delicous and blue
and with marshmellowy glue
I stuck to you
by Betty LeBomb
I better get home
all drunk and some of the parts
hanging to the ground
by Betty LeBomb
Forwards and backwards
find something fire-engine red
and I say race car
by Betty LeBomb
Drunk as Holy-Fuck
hopped up on cherry-bomb gin
and I say race-car
by Betty LeBomb
Stick a cod in it!
the sailor said with a grin,
but I don't take fins
by Betty LeBomb
I have been saddened,
the pessimistic cycle
repeats it again
by Betty LeBomb
Thailand made me smile
Songkran in Chiang-Mai and the
truck load of mer-men
by Betty LeBomb
Yes, I am better
I can escape the present
and ignore the past!
by Betty LeBomb
Frosty Glacier
One fine spring day
We met there already
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
go ahead do it!
finish what your dad started
be a true blue bush
by scout reyes
dry hot wind gusting
baking backyard burnt brown
bright sun bites my skin
by ash
don't do it Geroge! Your
daddy will still love you! (Seen
on a protest sign)
by k
we can win this war
and then we can go one more
look out korea
by ash
we're all writers here
but there's much variation
in our quality
by ash
Boys did drool but girls
did rule as gym boy Daniel
couldn't walk that beam
by onjaysun (Survivors Anonymous)
Haiku is easy
All you do is stop after
Seventeen syllab
by Someone of unknown origin
Well, Nancy and I
No wait, Nancy? Nancy who?
Where the Hell am I?
by The Earl of Earth
Capitalism
It is greed and foolishness
Therefore it is sin
by A Student of Jibba Jabba
only for the rich
is this stupid fucking day-
wealthy yuppie scum
by Heather of London
British and Yankees.
it's funny we agrue here,
it seems we're allies...
by a shogun named marcus of cincinnati
I'm sitting at this
computer and wondering
will anyone here be a writer?
by Mox
What do we forget?
you mock our intelligence
And our memory
by A Student of I admit, an astonishly huge number of stupid people live here
refighting old wars,
morally myopic yanks,
tug their proud missiles
by Anonymous Poet
As opposed to the
British intelligence, eh?
How soon they forget
by shut up and drink your tea
I am convinced
US intelligence is
an oxymoron
by Stephen of London
man through his eyes
woman through her ears
me through my frontal cortex
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
impartially forged
chronic pseudophilia
old transmural infarction
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
I go down deep
give me your atrophic heart
undo cardiac tamponade
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
is it my imagination?
or is rex murphy looking
more and more like
crusty the clown every day?
by moxie
Axis of weasel,
bush, blair chewing our world,
sharp teeth and blunt lies.
by vive la France
a blast from the past
days of haiku poop gone by
sometimes poop happens
by anna
