a blast from the past
days of haiku poop gone by
sometimes poop happens

Submitting haiku
Alot of time between drinks
4:30 beckons

let's not be tardy
when we can be retard-y
and follow the prez

we're all gonna die
but some sooner than others
with american help

war is the answer
so much easier than peace
nuke 'em till they glow

the snap of the match
shake this wolrd off my shoulders
Bruce, weed, you, and me.

sad days....famine and
unjust war leading to dead
children, AND moxie

FUCK OFF

Hitler in Deutschland
Was a fascist but he got
The country working
Maggie in Britain
Was a fascist and she got
Workers unemployed

Thatcher, however
Thought the best way forward
Was to work for her

You've got the lib dems
No one's going to vote them
They sit on the fence
You've got the tories
People like them even less
They're totally screwed
And we have labour
Who are, simply, the tories
But more popular

as she goes on and
talks about her life on the
coast, she lives free again

lost in the saddle
back again to boot
myself in the arse

Survivors begin
to vanish and shrunken heads
show up on E-Bay

silverspoon labour?
glib lawyers, social workers
forgeting their roots?

You take precautions
We don't really care because
Labour screws us now

america, nation of
bubbleboys and bubblegirls,
at war with the moops

selling out of duct
tape and plastic sheeting, free,
proud, america.

Let's drop the big one
See what happens
Bikini Hockey

I didn't stop as
my train left the station and
headed down the hill

atmosphere weird
Tennessee Williams play time
something is brewing

I am now so old,
Nobody can surprise me -
Well, nobody does...

black holes are compact
singularities of stuff
perhaps, waiting to explode

into a new big bang...

need I repeat AP will never be a writer?

nah, I think he will be
but he will be better
when he forgets about little old me

showers bring rain gnomes
with their wee yellow slickers
and lies about me!

I can smell the green
while skipping across the field
the ground is smushy

The sun on my face
the darkness red and orange
with my eyelids closed

This morning I wake
after the long winter snows
with my eyes open

so original
so completely eloquent
so go fuck yourself

fuck off moxie/ash

the most creative
haiku I have ever done,
were anonymous

See how Bush changes
Once the innocents were that
Now they're terrorists
As the enemy
Is no longer Saddam but
Basic iraqis

plagiarism or
repetition? no shame when
there is no name hon.

such plagiarism
masked by anonymity
you should be ashamed

wow, that sounded bad
not meant suicidal
only frustrated

going to sleep soon
home life is too much for me
hope not to wake up

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

by my calculus
if the world was all yankees
we'd need over 9,500% more resources

mox; primordial
vacuum? sucking the light out
of worlds without count?

What has Moxie done
That angers you so AP
Would s(he) be a fool?

Hitler could have used
Pre-emptive action as an
Excuse for attack

for some reason AP
i don't think you'll
succeed as a real writer

oh and fuck OFF moxie

the comparisons
to WWII aren't valid
this is different

WWII this ain't
it's WWIII with Bush as
Hitler run amok

fuck off moxie

different accent
ein guttes Beispiel for hmmm
grandma has a cock

What to do today?
Think I'll murder some children
And bomb some people
Then I'll pollute stuff
It makes me so proud to be
An american